(A/N) Huallo, you beautiful hunk of friendship! So, a quick explanation of this: My awesome social studies teacher made a stupid joke in class today, and it got stuck in (literally) everybody's head. This is the result. And for everyone reading my OHSHC fic, GOMEN NASAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII! THE NEW CHAPTER WILL BE UP!...SOON…eventually. I'M SERIOUSLY WORKING ON IT! (In my mind, but…) No promises on when that will happen, though. Shit got real. Anywhaaa… enjoy my cracky mind farts! Poor, poor Norway.
"NOR-WAY!"
Norway turned his head away from Poland, whom he hadn't talked to since the Northern War. Granted the conversation was mostly about ponies, but…
"NOR-WAY!" Denmark repeated from the doorway. He was grinning crazily like the idiot he was, and there was an equally crazy light in his eyes. He lifted up his hand towards where Norway was sitting, like he was going to give the smaller country a hug. "NOR-WAAAAY!"
"Yeah? What is it?" Norway replied, almost completely disinterested with Denmark's strange behavior.
"NOR-WAY!"
"What do you want, Danmark?"
"NOR-WAY!"
The many times aforementioned country felt his eye twitch from the terrible vision of an entire afternoon spent like this.
He smacked his forehead in exasperation, and mumbled through his palm, "If you don't have anything intelligent to say, then get out of here! I'm busy, you idiot."
"NOR-WAAAAY!"
Next to him, Poland gasped. The same crazy smile that hadn't left Denmark's face this whole time appeared on him. Denmark dropped his arms and folded them triumphantly over his chest. "See, Norge? Poland gets it!"
"Gets what?" Norway asked, fear seeping into his voice. This is a joke?
Denmark marched up to Poland and leaned down a bit so that the two were eye-level with each other. "Nor-way!"
"Yes way!" Poland replied enthusiastically.
Denmark straightened up. "I had salted fish for dinner last night!" He announced.
"Nor-way!" Poland gasped.
"Yes way!"
Norway fell back against his chair, a look of horror on his face. Oh. He thought. Oh Dear God.
"Hey! Hey, Norge!" Denmark's happy voice cut through Norway's self pity. He raised his head, and without skipping a beat, and in perfect unison-
"NOR-WAAAY!"