Megamess

This story is dedicated to Metro Cover by cgaussie01, you should check that story out! But, not for kiddies! :P

Disclaimer: Sadly, i dont own Megamind... wish i did... :'(

Roxanne and Megamind were cuddling on their couch in their apartment. Roxanne was fiddling with the beautiful diamond ring on her left hand. Obviously Minion had to of helped her now fiancé pick this out. It was simple, yet elegant. Silver ring to rap around her finger with quite a big rock in the middle. It was simple, but Roxanne loved it, and her fiancé either way.

Roxanne looked up at Megamind to find him blankly staring at the T.V. with a small smile planted onto his face. Megamind then looked down to see his lover staring at him, he smiled a little wider and kissed her, letting his lips linger on hers for a moment. Then her purposefully rubbed his chin to hers so she'd laugh at the little tickle his goatee always gave her.

"I love you." Roxanne said softly.

"I love you more" Megamind said with a goofy smile.

"Not possible" Roxanne said with a wink

"Oh, really? How so?"

"Cuz, I already love you thiiiisssss much." She said while stretching her arms out wide like a 3 year old.

Megamind laughed and kissed her forehead, once again, letting it linger.

Megamind went back to watching the television, Roxanne began fiddling with her ring again. She started thinking back to how it came all of a sudden having a blue beau to a soon-to-be blue hubby…

*flashback*

Roxanne woke up Saturday morning her usual ways, waking up with Megamind probably in the living room playing Call Of Duty: Black Ops or some other video game. She got up, went to the bathroom, washed her face… But wait, what's this? She spotted the beautiful diamond ring on her left hand, ring finger.

"Megami-" she yelled but was interrupted by a blue man kneeling in front of her.

"Roxanne Renee Ritchi, I love you with all my heart and I want to spend my whole life with you, will you marry me?" the alien asked with shaky confidence.

By this time, Roxanne's hands had been covering her mouth and had tears streaming down her face. She nodded slowly and mumbled "yes"

"What was that?" Megamind asked with a confident smile creeping on his face.

"Yes Megamind, I will marry you." She said as she dropped her hands.

In two seconds flat she was off her feet and in her fiances arms. "You said yes! You said yes! You said yes!" he shouted in much joy.

"Yes I said yes! Now let me down before we both fall over!" she laughed as he set her down and wrapped her in a huge hug.

As they walked out of the bathroom, Minion, with a video camera in his hand, burst through the door. "Did you do it already?" the fish said worried.

Megamind nodded and kissed his fiancé's new ring.

"Aw man! I wanted to film it!" Minion pouted while the couple laughed.

*End of flashback*

Today was Sunday night, she has only been engaged for a day and she's already in Heaven on Earth. How was she going to tell her gay boyfriend Bernard at the office? They worked at Metro MT, A medical transcription company and though her gay boyfriend rarely shows emotion in anything, he'd been anticipating his best friend's boyfriend's proposal. He'd better at least raise his eyebrows on this one. Roxanne thought with a funny look on her face which her fiancé noticed.

"What's with that look?" Megamind asked with a chuckle

"Thinking Bernard better show some emotion when I tell him" she said still with her serious look on.

"Oh wow Roxy, you are funny." The alien said with a mock-serious look.

Roxanne playfully shoved him "Shut it!" she yelled and stuck her tongue out.

"Make me!"

She then kissed him full force on the lips. He was surprised at first but then took his part into the kiss. When they parted she looked at him "I just did" she whispered.

"Well maybe you should do it again…" he said while leaning in.

Just as he was about to kiss her again there was a loud, struggled knock on the door. "who could be here so late at night?" Megamind said and looked up. He kissed Roxanne on the forehead, then got up to answer the door.

"Yes?" Megamind said as he opened the door

He looked down and saw a small form at his doorstep. A young girl with short black hair, blue eyes, and scrawny body, was at the door. She had ragged jeans on, a very worn T-shirt, and no shoes. She obviously hadn't showered in a few days, maybe weeks, because she had mud and other unknown substances on the exposed parts of her body. Her blue tinted lips parted and she spoke short and raspy

"Help… me…" she said as she collapsed in the alien's arms.