(Jerome and Darcia - in wolf form - square off, glaring at each other.)
Jerome: This is it, you purple bastard.
Darcia: WTF? I'm BLACK!
Jerome: *shakes head* Really dude? Watch the episode again where you're a wolf. You! Are! Purple!
Darcia: *growls* I might be purple, but I still killed off five wolves!
Jerome: Five wolves that were SMALLER - SMALLER!- than you! The ONLY one that was even close to your height was Tsume!
Darcia: At least I didn't get shot in the leg like some idiot!
Jerome: *grins* At least I don't claim to NOT feel pain when I actually do!
Darcia: Those runts teeth couldn't do anything to me!
Jerome: What about Kiba's? His sank into your fucking ass! You SCREAMED in PAIN!
Darcia: . . . . . . . So?
Jerome: What about Cheza's blood? It was pratically EATING your FUCKING insides!
Darcia: . . .
Jerome: I almost killed a 13 foot tall - on all fours! - GENTICALLY! MUTATED! German Shepherd! So eat your own shit!
Darcia: But-
Jerome: At least I'm not puking up green poison!
Darcia: . . .
Jerome: That's what I thought, you BITCH!
Darcia: But, but, but, but-
Jerome: Go to hell, you bitch.
Darcia: O_O
(And Darcia gets PWNED - OVER 9000! - by Jerome! :))
Yeah. I HATE DARCIA'S GUTS! GO Jerome! Show him who's boss!
