The True Man

Authors Note: This is not going to be a one-shot…maybe…at the end of each chapter...a character will die…and come back to life…

Disclaimer: I don't own nothin.

Day 1

Roxas: (overhears Marluxia's and Lexaus' conversation)

Lexaus: Why are YOU the star of the video?

Axel: Why do you think?

Lexaus: Is it because…I'm too sexy for the camera?

Marluxia: Far from it imbecile.

Lexaus: This is a manly show.

Marluxia: Exactly.

Lexaus: Well, why am I NOT the star?

Axel: (pops up out of nowhere) because I'm more manly than you both are!

Roxas: (walks up) yeah, me and Axel should be the stars!

Axel: Yeah, I should be the star.

Roxas: No, I meant we both be the stars.

Axel: This is a manly show, like they said.

Roxas: Exactly.

Axel: Well, your kinda…you know…kiddy.

Roxas: Well…only true men are serious all the time!

Axel: Only true men play with fire. (plays with a little fireball)

Roxas: Well, true men use swords! (summons his keyblades)

Axel: (summons his chakrams) well my chackrams are beast! And you don't have swords!

Lexaus: (summons his axe sword) BUT I DO!

Axel: No yours is an axe sword! And only true men fight with circles.

Roxas: But a sword represents another long stick of mine…O-O…while your circles represent your little circle!

Marluxia and Lexaus: (lol face) oooohhhhh!

Axel: Weapons actually represent what you want.

Marluxia and Lexaus: (lol face) OOOHHHHH…ohh…wait (summon their weapons and grow Me Gusta faces)

Axel: (troll face) problem?

Roxas: (no face) No.

Axel: Hehehe…

Roxas: Well only a true man can watch the ring and not get scared!

Axel: Only a true man can watch the ring VIDEO and not die in seven days!

Roxas: Your on! (leaves the room)

Axel: sucker.

Roxas: (after 5 min. comes back) Heh…now we have to wait 7 days!

Axel: Ok.

Roxas: ONLY A TRUE MAN CAN TAKE A BULLET TO THE FACE!

Axel: Oh yeah! Xigbar!

Xigbar: Yeah mah peeps?

Axel: SHOOT ROXAS IN THE FACE!

Roxas: BRING IT ON! (bullet flies into his cheek and out the other cheek) DOH! (Roxas dies)

Xigbar: Oh…my…god…

Axel: Heheheheh.

Vexen: I'm on a revival potion.