I'm back after pondering more ways to annoy the poor innocent people of Naruto. Flames and/or reviews welcome.
Disclaimer: If I owned them, many of the characters would be married by now.
30 Ways to Annoy Gaara
1. Give him the evil eye.
2. Challenge him. When he prepares to attack, poof away to the candy store.
3. Fill his gourd with pineapple juice.
4. Knit him a sweater with rainbows and puppies on it.
5. Take numerous pictures of him wearing it.
6. Hug him. Tightly.
7. Send him dead roses.
8. Ransack his room.
9. Stare at him.
10. Scream "YOSH!!" in his ear.
11. When he's hungover.
12. Get him hooked on Twinkies.
13. Paint the rings around his eyes pink.
14. Make him read GaaraSasu lemons.
15. Tell him Lee is cooler than he is because Lee has eyebrows.
16. Bestow upon him a pair of fake eyebrows on his birthday.
17. Plaster Post-Its on his gourd reminding him to feed his pet rock.
18. Glue him to his seat.
19. Force feed him baby food.
20. Steal his baby pictures from his album and conveniently drop them where Naruto is sure to find them.
21. Make chibi voodoo dolls of him to sell.
22. Announce to the world that Sabaku no Gaara is actually gay and in love with Naruto and Orochimaru.
23. Wrap him up like a mummy and send him on a blind date.
24. Sniff random lumps of cheese and say each one smells exactly like him.
25. Glue a number of cacti to is head.
26. Dump pudding on his head and storm off angrily.
27. Tell him knock-knock jokes about camels. In French.
28. Throw his clean laundry into a dumpster and give him clothes that are four sizes too small.
29. Stencil rainbows and unicorns onto his gourd.
30. Start crying for no apparent reason and blame him for bullying you.