Hello there I am Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog. I am the protecter of Mobius. A small forest area, or it at least feels small considering I have been around many times. I sometimes decide I need to relax. When I do, I hang out with my boy Tails, and my homie Knuckles.
"Hey Sonic.",said Tails
"Hey Tails ",said Sonic
"We need to get you on the Death Egg quickly, Eggman has rebuild it.",said Tails
"Alright call the Tornado quick, with your remote control.",said Sonic
"There is no time, now close your eyes.",said Tails
"Ok.",said Sonic
Sonic closed his eyes. All he could hear was that Tails drink something rather quickly. Sonic then felt something inside his anus. Sonic looked behind, and saw Tails hunourmous cock inside him. He thrusted in and out. Sonic's body felt like it was splitting. Sonic could not question anything, he was just to shocked at what was happening. Tails cock was so huge he was in space. Sonic could say nothing Tails could not hear him no one could. If anyone looked into the sky they would see pilar. A plane was flying by, and hit Tails cock. That plane exploded. Soon Tails did too. Sonic was being pushed straight into the death egg, with a sea of seamen behind him. His body had it inside him everywhere. Sonic grew fat. The Death Egg got hit with such a force it went around, and kiled all of Sonic's friends, including Tails whose cock was so Death Egg rolled around Mobius so many times that it was all destroyed.
Sonic was still being pushed by all the force of the seaman he just drifted. He then thought,that everything he worked for was gone. Sonic crashed straight into a meteor. The ball of seaman he was in went straight for earth. Sonic's ball of seaman crashed creating a giant crater Sonic was dead.
Grandpa: And that is why you should not have gay sex,or you will kill everyone.
Grandson: Grandpa, I feel that is extremely inaccuture.
Grandpa: Good night my boy, we can talk in the morning.
Grandson: Good night.
Grandson: When will you, tell me the story of Aquaman vs. Goku
Grandpa: In time my boy.