"SASUKE-KIN, I WANT UR BABEHS!"
Shouted the meese. It's mouth was wide open like it was going to swallow Sasuke-kin alive.
"WTF MR. MEESE?"
Suddenly the ic creem truck exploded. Meese guts flew everywhere.
"ERMAHGERD!" shouted Sasuke-kin.
A GIANT MEETBOLL FEELL OUTTA DE SKAI AND SMUSHED TEH KUNOUHAAAA.
LUCKILY, SASUKE-KIN SUDDENLY BECAME SUPER SAYAN AND PROHTECTEDED HIMSHELF.
Then, a giant butt mushroom ataked Sasuke-kin.
Oh wait, it was Sakura-chin.
She fell over and her eyes shot out of her head.
Her iballs whent into Susuku's mout.
SUSUKU-KIN AAAAHHHHHH
TEH IBALLS FELL ON TEH FLUR AND EXPLODEDEDEDED SUSUKU'S FOOTAS.
Afta dat, TOBEE jumped out and he was carrying LEEDEEAAH LEEDEEAAH PUNCHED TOBEE IN DA IBOOLLS.
HIS MASK DEN FEELL INTOO THE VOLCANOH AND DEN, BEHIND THE MASK WAZ...
NYAANN CATTT
Nyaan neko-chin got all teh MEESE guts and sticked dem togeva to MAKE MEGA MEESE The MEGAMEESE den stripped SUSUKU-KIN and his sayan powas went into dah MEGAMEESE.
The MEGAMEESE den turned into SUPA SAYAN MEGAMEESE
MEENWHAIL, LEEDEEAAH JUMPED SUSUKU AND ATE HIS HAIR DEN SHE MOLESTEDEDED HEEM
DEN LEEDEEAHHH ATAKED SACKOORA-CHIN AND ATE HAIR HER HAIR TOO DEN LEEDEEAH TURNED INTO DA SWAGIEST TING EVAAA AND GAINES SAYAN PAWAS DEN SHE ATE HER OWN HAIR
AND DEN SEBASTIAN DIED AND HE WAZ KILLED BY TEH MEESE BECAUSE IT CONTROLLED DEH MOON TO FALL ON HIM
DEN een leedieh whent to molset susuku-kin
BUT DE POPE WAZ ANGREE AT LEEDEEAH AND HE ATE HER HAIR BUT WAAAAIIIT
LEEDEEAH ALREDY ATE HER OWN HAIR SO DE POPE AXSIDENTALLY ATE LEEDEEAH'S FASHE BUT SHE CONTINOOD TO MOLSET SUSUKU-KIN-CHIN-SENPIE LIKE THE FAGOTINI SHE IS
"EAT DE SPOGHETTI TO FORGETTI YOUR REGRETTI"
WAS THE LAST WORDS OF POOPE
DEN TOBI WHO WAS NYAAN NEKO FARTED ON LEEDEEAH AND LEEDEEAAH STAHPED MOLSTEING SUSUKU.
BECAZ SHEE DAID OV BLUD LOSS
2 BE CONTINUEEEEED