disclaimer: do i have to spell it out for u?i thought not.
this is my first parody.it is to 'girl all the bad guys want.'
i give credit to 2 other people besides me for helping with this.rachel and ashley helped me write this.rachel first wrote it and then she said i could tweek it a bit and put it under my stories (because rachel so far won't post any of her stories yet because she thinks they are bad but i think they are pretty good and she won't listen to me).after i tweeked it a bit, ashley helped me a bit during biology.so pretty much all 3 of us wrote it and get credit for helping with it.anyhoo, enough of my rambling.on with it.
'Boy With The Long Red Hair' a song sung by Hermione Jane Granger.
8 o'clock monday night and I'm waiting
To do some homework with a boy a little dumber than me
His name is Ronald, he's a keeper with some issues
He hates soccer, but I'm not quite sure I agree
And when he flies
All the wind blows up his ruffled hair
He doesn't notice me
'Cause he's playin' quidditch
Creamin' over pretty girls
Listenin' to Percy whine
Turnin' tables into chairs
It's like dealing with Trelawney
He doesn't see me
If you were me than you'd be
Screamin' "someone hex me"
As I fail pitifully
Tryin' to get the boy with the long red hair
He's the boy with the long red hair
He likes the Weird Sisters and I like Ancient Runes
His bag is full with all the food that the kitchen owns
He says he knows what Harry was thinkin' when Sirius died
He'll never know of the way I thought of him at home
And when he flies
All the wind blows up his ruffled hair
He doesn't notice me
'Cause he's playin' quidditch
Creamin' over pretty girls
Listenin' to Percy whine
Turnin' tables into chairs
He likes 'em when they're red haired
The N.E.W.T.S., have we passed
Hippogriffs if they can land
Does preppyness make women?
It's like dealing with Trelawney
He doesn't see me
If you were me than you'd be
Screamin' "someone hex me"
As I fail pitifully
Tryin' to get the boy with the long red hair
He's the boy with the long red hair
He's the boy with the long red hair
He's the boy with the long red hair
There he goes again
By Harry's side and a CleanSweep in his hand
He broke my heart when he was snogging Lavender
I just would have liked to kill her
Now I'm playin' Quidditch
And I dyed my hair blond
Listenin' to Percy whine
Turnin' tables into chairs
I even got my teeth shrunk
He still doesn't notice me
I'll just go snog Victor . . . Victor . . . Victor
It's like dealing with Trelawney
He doesn't see me
If you were me than you'd be
Screamin' "someone hex me"
As I fail pitifully
Tryin' to get the boy with the long red hair
He's the boy with the long red hair
He's the boy with the long red hair
He's the boy with the long red hair
so what did u think?i think we did a great job on this.the part about lavender.i know that the syllables aren't right but i just don't like lavender and didn't want to get rid of that.the part about victor.rachel is a R/Hr freak like the rest of us, but at lunch today, i showed her that part and knowing she was going to take either mine or ashley's head off and she almost did but we refrained her.it was close though; right rachel?anyhoo, please review and tell us how we did.bye bye.