After I got out of the pool and dried myself off, I saw this hot babe in a yellow bikini walking towards me with a smile on her face.
She told me that her name was Kourtney and she wanted to go out on a date with me.
Of course, I said 'yes' before she went to get something.
But when she came back and picked up her beach towel, I told her that I was ready for our date, only to have her give me this nasty look and tell me to drop dead.
That was before I heard someone behind me say, "Kim, be nice. Okay?", which made me turn around and see another Kourtney Kardashian standing in front of me.
To tell the truth, when I saw both Kourtney and Kim standing together in those yellow bikinis, I nearly fainted because I thought I had double vision or something like that.