A/N this is my very, VERY! first story so be ultra gentale and give
me lots of reviews! (some cyber cookies wouldn't hurt either!)
a/a/n don't mind my spelling, I have the writing of a 4th grader!
~Buffy's thoughts~
Buffy couldn't wait to get home. ~its here! it's here! it's here!~ she chanted in her mind.
she started dancing and skipping she was so exited. "IT'S HERE!" she yelled to the world.
then suddenly she felt ice cold fingers trail her neck.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
"Spike! what was that for?"
"oh come on pet," he said in that oh sooooo sexy English drawl. "you were waking the
dead with you yelling. 'oh its here! oh yay!"
"oh so I woke you from your beauty sleep, oh dead one. but by the looks of it you'll
need a couple hundred more years."
"owch slayer, I'm hurt" Spike replied while walking backwards into a tombstone
"ya now you really are" she said while covering her giggles with her hand.
finnaly they were out of the cematary, none worse for wear, no nasties tonight :(
when suddenly they were "transported" to a circlish room and an ominous voice said
"how do you confuse two blonds? put them in a round room and tell them to kiss in the
corner!"
immediatly they backed up against a wall and started to make out
"Not yet! said the bodyless voice. "okay, Now!" and he faded away in the midst of evil
laughter.
They started making out again until Buffy pulled away and yelled "Were Done!"
~Oh Crap I slept in again! what a terrifing dream!~
TBC
tune in next time to see what other stupid Blond jokes we mutilate!
me lots of reviews! (some cyber cookies wouldn't hurt either!)
a/a/n don't mind my spelling, I have the writing of a 4th grader!
~Buffy's thoughts~
Buffy couldn't wait to get home. ~its here! it's here! it's here!~ she chanted in her mind.
she started dancing and skipping she was so exited. "IT'S HERE!" she yelled to the world.
then suddenly she felt ice cold fingers trail her neck.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
"Spike! what was that for?"
"oh come on pet," he said in that oh sooooo sexy English drawl. "you were waking the
dead with you yelling. 'oh its here! oh yay!"
"oh so I woke you from your beauty sleep, oh dead one. but by the looks of it you'll
need a couple hundred more years."
"owch slayer, I'm hurt" Spike replied while walking backwards into a tombstone
"ya now you really are" she said while covering her giggles with her hand.
finnaly they were out of the cematary, none worse for wear, no nasties tonight :(
when suddenly they were "transported" to a circlish room and an ominous voice said
"how do you confuse two blonds? put them in a round room and tell them to kiss in the
corner!"
immediatly they backed up against a wall and started to make out
"Not yet! said the bodyless voice. "okay, Now!" and he faded away in the midst of evil
laughter.
They started making out again until Buffy pulled away and yelled "Were Done!"
~Oh Crap I slept in again! what a terrifing dream!~
TBC
tune in next time to see what other stupid Blond jokes we mutilate!