Muppet Who

by Kermit Who

The Doctor tracks down an alien criminal to the Muppet Theater, but the alien looks just like a Muppet! The Doctor, Kermit, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, and Beaker must find the alien criminal before he destroys the Earth!

1. Chapter 1 - Intergalactic Criminal

The Doctor just sat there, listening to the hum of the TARDIS. He had gone so long without a companion. He felt so alone. He sat up and pulled the monitor in front of him and pressed a few buttons on the console. He was going to go somewhere happy. He was going to try and enjoy himself, watch a play or something. But, then he was thrown into his chair. Something hit the TARDIS! The Doctor got up and looked up the monitor. There were extreme heat signature readings coming from a small object going very, very fast.

Suddenly, a Judoon appeared on-screen. "Go ro flo flo to kro no go so," the Judoon said. "I... I speak English," the Doctor said. The Judoon pressed a button on it's suit and started speaking in English. "We are chasing an intergalactic criminal. Do not interfere and you will not be harmed." "What species is..." the Doctor began to say, but the Judoon had cut the transmission.

The Doctor started pulling all sorts of levers and buttons on the console. "Oh, just try and stop me from interfering," he said as he flipped one final lever on the console. The Doctor looked at the monitor and watched as the TARDIS located the criminal's ship and followed. He had a hard time standing because of how fast he was going. Then he saw the ship start to jump through time. "I hope it's not an evil nanogene," he said to himself and laughed a little. He kept following it when the Judoon from earlier popped up on the screen. "Leave now or we will fire on your spacecraft," the Judoon said. "Oh, you wouldn't fire on me, would you?" the Doctor said with a smile. Then the Doctor felt a laser bolt hit the TARDIS. "Right, right. Stealth mode!" the Doctor said pushing a button on the console. The transmission cut as the TARDIS went invisible and the Judoon ship stopped to scan for the it, but it was still following the criminal.

"It's headed for Earth," the Doctor said in realization, "Earth, 1977... Wait, hold on, hold on..." The Doctor turned a few knobs on the monitor and it zoomed into Earth. "It going to crash into... No! The Muppet Theater!" he said excitedly. He pulled a lever on the console and the TARDIS started to de-materialize.