A/N: Well, here's the first chapter of Total Drama Island: Return Of The Drama, which will be an AU re-write of the Total Drama Island series. The pairings of this story will be as follows: Ezekiel/Gwen, DJ/Katie, Trent/Bridgette, OC/OC, Noah/Heather, Izzy/Harold, Geoff/Courtney, and Duncan/Lindsay.
Disclaimer: I do not own Total Drama Island or any of the characters, save for my OC's Joshua and Emily.
Now, on with the chapter!
Chapter 1- Meet the Campers
Theme Song: I wanna Be Famous
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doing fine, but you guys are on my mind
You asked me want I want to be, and I think the answer is plain to see, I wanna be Famous!
I wanna live close to the sun, well pack your bags cause I've already won, everything to prove, nothing in my way, I'll get there one day, cause I wanna be Famous! Nanananananananhahahnaa! I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous, I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
(End theme song to a slow seemly whistle)
"Welcome, viewers, to beautiful and pristine Muskoka, Canada, home of the campgrounds called Camp Wawanakwa. My name is Chris Maclean, and I'm going to be your handsome and self-centered host today, as we meet the 24 contestants who signed up to spend eight weeks at a five-star hotel, only to end up here at Camp Wawanakwa, where they will spend the next eight weeks competing in challenges for the grand prize: 1, 000, 000 dollars! That's right, one million deniros! Let's meet our first three campers, shall we? First up, hailing from southern Ontario, our resident farm hand turned gangster, give it up for Ezekiel!" Chris said as the first camper came up off his boat, and shook his hand, firmly.
"Nice to meet you Chris. I hope you realize that this competition was a huge waste of time, and that I'm going to win it all, so why bother bringing out the contest?" Ezekiel said, as he went to the other end of the dock to wait.
"Don't be so sure, Ezekiel. Ah, here comes our next camper." Chris said as another boat pulled up, and off of it came a morbidly obese young man, who was wearing a white t-shirt with a maple leaf monogrammed on the front, and a pair of beige shorts, that were somewhat crudely held up by a belt.
"Welcome, Owen! Glad to see you could make it." Chris said.
"Yeah! Woo-HOO! I'm gonna win me some moolah, baby! This is so awesome!" Owen said as he walked down to the other end of the dock and did a fist-bump with Ezekiel.
Just then, the next boat pulled up, and from it came a young man with a black t-shirt with the image of a skull on it, and a pair of blue jeans, as well as a green Mohawk.
"Ah, Duncan, glad to see that you could make it." Chris said to Duncan, who politely shook Chris's hand and did a fist bump with him.
"Eh, it was either be here, or do more time in Juvie, so I chose the option that got me freedom, thank you very much." Duncan said, as he got to the other end of the dock, where he and Ezekiel did a fist-bump, and he fixed Owen with a death glare, daring him to try and do anything.
The next two boats pulled up, and out of them came two girls who were identically dressed, though one girl was considerably heavier than the other.
"Katie, isn't this, like, so totally cool?" the first girl asked her friend Katie.
"Yeah, like, it totally is, Sadie." Katie replied to Sadie.
"I know, Right?" Sadie said.
"Yeah!" Katie said.
"EEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIEEEE!" Both girls said as they squeed.
"Ah, looks like Katie and Sadie are here." Chris said, as both girls ignored him and proceeded down the dock to the others, as another boat pulled up, and out of it walked a dark-skinned young man, who had a beard and was wearing a white wave cap, and a t-shirt that had a big letter D on the front, and was wearing a gray pair of cargo shorts.
"Ah, DJ, welcome, brother." Chris said, as DJ exchanged a fist bump with Chris and went down the dock to where the other campers were gathered, while two more boats pulled up, and from the first stepped a shorter young man who was wearing a red t-shirt with varying patterns on it, a black and white striped fedora hat, black denim shorts, and black and red shoes, though everyone clearly saw a Celtic cross pendant around his neck.
"Ah, welcome to Wawanakwa, Joshua." Chris said to the young man, who was named Joshua.
"Yeah, yeah, glad to be here. This don't look like a five-star hotel to me, though." Joshua said as he shook Chris' hand, and then went to the other end of the dock, where he, Duncan, DJ, and Ezekiel exchanged fist bumps. From the second boat that pulled up with him, stepped forth a girl, a very pretty girl with auburn colored hair, hazel eyes, a white tank top, and a dark purple skirt, under which she wore a pair of indigo colored sweats, and to top it all off, she had a little headpiece inserted in her hair that looked like a mini-tiara.
"Ah, Emily, glad to see you could join us." Chris said.
"Indeed I did, and I'm pleased to be here, sir." Emily said as she shook Chris' hand, and proceeded to the other end of the dock where she stood with Katie and Sadie, though when she saw Joshua, she felt her breath catch and her stomach start to do flips. She also felt herself blush slightly.
Meanwhile, the next boat appeared, and from it stepped a girl who was clearly a goth, judging from her blue and black streaked hair, her short black top, her long black pants, her blue skirt, and her black lipstick.
"Ah, if it isn't Gwen. Welcome." Chris said, as Gwen fixed him a death glare.
"Don't talk to me." Gwen said as she went to the other end of the dock, where she stood with Emily, Katie and Sadie, and like with Emily and Joshua, she found herself blushing when she looked at Ezekiel.
While this happened, three more campers had arrived, the first of whom was a prim, attractive young woman with long flowing raven colored hair, a too-small red top, and a teeny gray jean skirt. The second camper was a young man who was fair skinned with a red sweater vest on over a olive green dress shirt, and cream colored slacks. The third camper was red-haired, had glasses, wore a blue long sleeve shirt with a pic of what looked like a hamburger on the front, while wearing green pants. Chris noticed these three and smirked.
"Ah, if it isn't Noah, Heather and Harold. Welcome." Chris said to the three.
"Screw you, you dickweed." Harold said as he flipped Chris off and walked to the other end of the dock.
"No Comment." Heather said as she simply walked by.
"I'm not here." Noah said as he walked by.
Just then, another set of boats pulled up, letting off a group of four campers. The first was smaller, with a sizable gap in his teeth, and brunette hair and a grey shirt and blue jeans. The second was a female who had attractive mocha-colored skin, a grey sweater blouse, and grey-green camo jeans. The third was another female, but this one was a red head who wore a skimpy little green top and a massive grass-colored skirt. The fourth was another dark-skinned male, but unlike the other two, he was fairly handsome, with an infectious smile, and the body of a god, or so the girls thought. Chris smirked even more upon seeing them.
"Welcome to camp, Courtney, Cody, Justin and Izzy." Chris said.
"Shut it, dude." Cody said as he walked by.
"Hello, . I will win this." Courtney said as she shook Chris' hand and walked to the other end of the dock.
"Hey, another pretty face. Great to be here." Justin said as he kept on walking to the other end of the dock.
"Izzy does not answer questions from strangers." Izzy said as she ran to the other end of the dock.
After this, the next boats pulled up, letting the other eight campers arrive. The first of these campers was a young man with a cowboy hat, and an unbuttoned pink shirt, over blue shorts. The second was a female who was dark skinned like three of the males, though she was also seen wearing a gray shirt with a kumquat on the front, and blue jeans like most of the campers. The third was a guy who was dressed all in red, even his headband and socks. The fourth was a young man who was with an Elvis-styled hairdo, a yellow t-shirt with a handprint on it, green camo jeans, and a guitar on his back, while he had a winsome grin.
The fifth was a girl who had blonde hair, was holding a surfboard, and wore a blue hoodie and blue jeans. The sixth was another girl who had a side ponytail, braces, glasses, and wore a blue and green shirt over pink jeans. The seventh was yet another girl who had raven hair like Heather's, but was wearing a solid blue jumpsuit. The final camper was another girl, a blonde like the fourth camper, but with a blue headband, a puny red top, and an orange skirt. Chris grinned widely at this group.
"Ah, finally, here's the last of the campers: Geoff, LeShawna, Tyler, Trent, Bridgette, Beth, Eva, and Lindsay! Welcome, dudes!" Chris said, while the girls glared at him.
"Yo, dude, whassup! I'm so psyched to be here, and enjoy a most wicked party!" Geoff said as he did a fist bump with Chris, and walked away.
"Hey, white boy, LeShawna's in da house, y'all!" LeShawna said as she walked by, shaking her butt in everyone's face.
"Wow, so this is camp. I'm so pumped up to be here and give it my all!" Tyler said.
"Hey Chris, man, nice digs." Trent said as he exchanged a fist bump with Chris, then with Duncan, DJ, Geoff, and Duncan at the other end of the Dock, while he and Joshua shook hands.
"Wow, I'm thrilled to be here." Bridgette said as she went to the other end of the dock.
"I'm stho exchtited to be here, Chrthis." Beth said, the lisp in her voice evident, then walked to the other end of the dock.
"Don't get in my way, or I'll pound you!" Eva said as she scowled at Chris, then went to the other end of the dock, where she, Joshua, Duncan, and Trent did fist bumps.
"Wow, so I'm like, the last one here, and junk. Cool. Hi, Mr. Host Guy." Lindsay said as she absently waved and walked to the other end of the dock, where Duncan got a good look at her, and found himself drooling over how beautiful she was.
"Well, now that everyone's here, finally, we can get started with the competition. First, welcome, everyone, to Total….Drama….Island! Here, at Camp Wawankwa, where you will be staying for the next eight weeks , you will be competing amongst yourselves for the right to win ONE MILLION DOLLARS! Now, to break you up into teams. If I call your name stand on the right. Joshua, Duncan, Ezekiel, Emily, Katie, Lindsay, DJ, Trent, Gwen, Geoff, Bridgette and…Courtney! Everyone else which means Owen, Heather, Noah, Sadie, Izzy, Tyler, Beth, Harold, LeShawna, Eva, Cody and Justin, come stand on the left. The group on the right is now known as…. The Killer Bass! The group on the left, you guys are….. The Screaming Gophers!" Chris said as he handed Joshua's team a poster with a red fish on it, while he handed Owen's group a poster with a green gopher on it.
"The cabins are co-ed, so that means guys on one side, and girls on the other." Chris said, as his cell phone started ringing.
"Hello….yeah, uh-huh, okay, got it." Chris said as he hung up the phone.
"Okay, never mind. Girls and Guys get separate cabins, as they think that it's too likely that things could go rated X if we left the cabins co-ed, though I could care less." Chris said.
"You have two hours to find your cabins, unpack, and meet at the Mess Hall, where I'll tell you about the first challenge." Chris said as he walked off.
Confessional Can
Chris-This is the confessional where the campers can vent what's on their mind, or what they're really thinking during challenges, or just get things off their chests.
Joshua-Damn, that Chris is certainly sounding like a hard-ass already. I hope I'm not the first one off the show.
Ezekiel- Yo, this is the Zeke-ster here, eh. I'm gonna go all the way and win this thing, and represent my stoner brothas throughout da hood while doing so, ya feel me? (falls over while making gang sign) Uh, crap, I think I'm stuck. A little help here? Guys?
Emily- Wow, this is only the first day, and already I'm hating that narcissist Chris. Still, that Joshua is one handsome devil.
Gwen- Jeez, what did I do to get stuck in this fucking hellhole? On the upside, that Zeke fellow seems pretty cool, and he ain't bad to look at either, so I guess this ain't all bad.
Justin- These fools. They fail to realize, you should always be wary of the quiet ones. And as such, they shall ALL go down.
Harold/Izzy: Harold- Yo, my peeps, what up? This your boy Harold, coming at ya live from Camp Wawankawa, where I'm gonna score me some mega loot, ya dig? Oh, here's my homey, Izzy!
Izzy- Hi, everyone in TV land! Harold's nice! He's also super cute! (blushes as she realizes said skilled nerd is standing right there)
Harold- (blinks) Uh, okay then, Izzy.
Noah- Damn, this place blows! No Ethernet, Wi-Fi, no nothing for Internet. Still, there are some interesting people around, I guess. That Heather girl seems like a pretty cute lady.
Heather-Was someone just talking about me? I hope it was Noah. That boy is SO hot, and he's got the brains to match. He and I could make one hell of a power couple and alliance! (giggles, swoons, and blushes)
End Confessional
At the Killer Bass guys cabin….
"Dude, I can't believe we're all here. Let's Party!" Geoff said.
"Uh, I don't mean to sound like a downer, but can we do that in only two hours?" Joshua said, with a quirked eyebrow.
"I guess not. How about tonight?" Geoff suggested.
"Uh, sure, we could party then, provided none of us get voted off." Joshua said.
"Cool, sounds like a plan, dude." Geoff said as he fist-bumped Joshua.
"Yeah, sure, whatever. You realize that with an ex-con here, the parties are even more interesting, right?" Duncan asked.
"Ch-yeah! Awesome! Dude, you rock!" Geoff said as he and Duncan exchanged a fist bump, while Joshua quirked his eyebrow at Duncan. Then, he turned to the other Bass guys.
"Am I the only one weirded out by that Geoff guy?" Trent asked, as Joshua sent him a glare.
"Possibly, unless DJ or Zeke is weirded out by him." Joshua replied coldly.
"Man, Geoff is cool! I couldn't be weirded out by him!" DJ said.
"Yeah, me neither, eh. So you're on your own there, Trent." Ezekiel said. Just then, a scream from the next cabin over got the guys' attention, and they all grabbed weapons (Joshua-hatchet, Geoff-baseball bat, Duncan-combat boot, Trent-rolled up newspaper, DJ-frying pan, Ezekiel-hammer) and ran over to the girls' cabin, where Duncan kicked the door in, only to hear the girls screaming about a spider being loose, one which Joshua found, and smashed with his hatchet.
"I could have done that, too." Duncan said dumbly afterward.
"Me too, eh." Ezekiel replied.
Trent, Geoff and DJ had already left, but Joshua happened to get a good look at Emily as he killed the spider, and found himself blushing and appreciative of how beautiful she was, then Ezekiel and Duncan dragged him out after the girls said they needed to change, as Joshua was so zoned out he didn't hear.
Confessional Can
Duncan- Uh, I doubt that was the kind of drama that Chris the Douche is going for.
Ezekiel- Yo, that fool Joshua is shaping up to be a decent homey, and with Duncan and Geoff, I might just have myself a posse.
Emily-Okay then, I think it's obvious Joshua is falling for me, but am I falling for him? Uh, yes, I am. (swoons)
Gwen- Wow, I can't believe Zeke had a hammer out, and was ready to kill that spider for us, even if Joshua did kill it. But, wow does Zeke look hot with a hammer.
Lindsay- Like, wow, that Mohawk guy was hot, and junk. I think I like him.
Joshua- (spacing, shakes himself) Huh, uh, what? Where? Oh yeah, I killed that spider, then I got lost in Emily's luscious eyes. (swoons)
End Confessional Can
"Campers! Your two hours are up! Everyone to the Mess Hall for your first challenge, and breaky! Repeat, everyone to the Mess Hall for breakfast and the first challenge! That is all." Chris's voice echoed over the loudspeaker. The campers then headed to the Mess Hall.
"Good, you all made it then. I'm glad. Now, your first challenge is a simple one. You must dive from our thousand-foot cliff, and land in the safe zone. Members who do not jump have to wear these festive chicken hats. The team who has the most jumpers wins. The Bass get to jump first. If you could all proceed to the cliff, we can get started." Chris said.
Confessional Can
Joshua- Did that douche just say THOUSAND FOOT CLIFF? Yikes, sounds deadly.
Ezekiel-Yo, this thing's a cinch, eh, even if most of our team is girls.
Emily- Wow, a thousand feet, huh? I hope my bathing suit stays on.
Gwen- This is nothing. I jumped from a ten-thousand foot cliff and won once
Duncan- If I can bust out of juvie, I can take a freaking big cliff.
End Confessional Can
"Good, you're all at the cliff, so get ready to jump. Bass, you jump first." Chris said. Joshua looked at the others, and said,
"Eh, okay, I'll jump first." He then did just that, making a killer dive right into the safe zone.
"I'll go next." Emily said, not realizing until too late as she jumped, that she'd packed the wrong size of bikini, and the one she got was too big, until she landed in the safe zone, minus her bikini.
Confessional Can
Joshua- (blinking, gob smacked) eh, what? Did I just see what I thought I saw? Praised be to Jesus!
Emily (blushing)- Oh good grief, I can't believe that happened.
Duncan- is seen trying to hold back from laughing at Emily's expense, but fails, writhing on the ground
Ezekiel- Wow, that's what I call eye candy, eh.
End Confessional Can
"Who's next?" Chris asked the remaining bass, causing DJ and Courtney to instantly chicken out.
"I'll go, eh." Ezekiel said, as he dove headfirst into the safe zone.
"I'm up next then." Duncan said as he dove and landed in the safe zone.
"Geronimo!" Gwen said as she dove in and landed on the safe zone.
"Uh, yeah, like, I'm up and junk." Lindsay said as she dove and landed in the safe zone, barely.
"Boo-Yah!" Geoff said as he dove and landed in the safe zone.
Katie then chickened out, due to not wanting to jump without Sadie.
"Live long and prosper!" Trent said as he jumped into the safe zone.
"Righteous!" Bridgette said as she jumped and landed in the safe zone.
"Okay, so that's nine jumpers and three chickens for the Bass. Can the Gophers top that?" Chris said.
"I'll jump first!" Harold said as he leapt into the safe zone.
"Let's get this over with!" Noah said as she dove into the safe zone.
Justin, Heather, and Tyler all chickened out then.
"Right on!" Cody said as he leapt into the safe zone.
"Victory!" Eva said as she leapt into the safe zone.
"Boom Boom!" Izzy said as she dove into the safe zone.
"Thisth Sutchks!" Beth said as she dove into the safe zone.
Sadie chickened out due to not wanting to jump without Katie.
"LeShawna in da house, y'all!" LeShawna said as she jumped into the safe zone.
"Let's do this!" Owen said.
Confessional Can
Joshua- I thought to myself, if Owen jumps that thing, he's totally going to freaking die.
End Confessional Can
"I'm going to die now, I'm going to totally frigging die!" Owen said as he dove down into the safe zone.
"So, since Owen's jump counted for triple points, that's three chickens and nine jumpers. We have ourselves a tie." Chris said.
"So, now what?" Joshua, Noah, and Ezekiel all asked at once.
"Now, we have a tiebreaker matchup between Joshua and Owen, of wrestling!" Chris said.
Confessional Can
Joshua- Crap, I have to wrestle OWEN? I'm going to lose probably.
Owen- This should be interesting.
End Confessional Can
"Well, let's do this." Joshua said, as he bowed to Owen.
The two then flailed around, but ultimately, in a close match, Owen finally pinned Joshua.
"Wow, I didn't think I'd say this, but….Owen and the Gophers win! Bass, I'll see you at the campfire!" Chris said.
Confessional Can
Joshua- Damn, we lost. Well, I have to vote for Courtney, as she was NO help whatsoever in the challenge.
Ezekiel- I have to vote for Courtney as we have too many girls on our team, eh.
Emily- That Joshua is cute, even if he lost us the challenge, so I vote for Courtney.
Courtney- That useless lump DJ is done.
Geoff- DJ, you're gone!
Duncan- Uh, Courtney, you fucked up today.
Bridgette- DJ, you're gone!
Sadie- I realize I could have won us the challenge if I'd jumped, so I vote for DJ.
Trent- Courtney, you're gone.
DJ-Courtney, you're out of here!
Lindsay- Like, DJ screwed and junk, so he's gone.
Gwen-Who am I voting for? Uh, no question, DJ, no wait, this could be the perfect chance to beach that cow Courtney, so I vote for her.
At the Bonfire…..
"Campers, there are 12 of you here, but in front of me is only 11 marshmallows. The one of you who does not get a marshmallow must immediately walk the Dock of Shame, board the Boat Of Losers, and leave Total Drama Island, and can't come back, EVER. The first marshmallow goes to…Ezekiel! Duncan, Trent and Joshua are also safe. Emily, Gwen, Geoff, and Lindsay are also safe. Bridgette and Katie are safe too. DJ, Courtney, this is the final marshmallow of the evening. One of you is going to be the first one off of Total Drama Island, and one of you shall join your teammates in being safe. And the final marshmallow goes to….DJ! Courtney, sorry girl, but the Dock of Shame awaits." Chris said, while Courtney was furious.
"WHAT? How could you vote for Momma's Boy over me? I do not concede, I do not concede!" Courtney screeched.
"Uh, Chef, we need a little help over here, please." Chris said as Chef appeared, dragged Courtney to the Dock of Shame, and threw her onto the Boat of Losers.
Confessional Can
DJ-Man, that was too close for comfort. I can't believe I was almost the first one off the show.
Geoff- Wow, I can't believe Mocha is gone. She was pretty cute.
Joshua- All I have to say on that subject is good riddance to bad rubbish.
Emily- Wow, who'd have guessed that we'd be the first ones to lose a member, a girl moreover? This sucks. But at least it wasn't Joshua.
End Confessional Cam
"And there you have it, folks. In an unexpected twist, Courtney ended up being the first one off the island. Will the Killer Bass keep losing challenges, or will the Gophers finally lose one? To find out, stay tuned for another totally thrilling, extremely dramatic episode of Total….Drama…Island!" Chris said.
Votes
Joshua-Courtney
DJ-Courtney
Courtney-DJ
Ezekiel-Courtney
Geoff-DJ
Emily-Courtney
Bridgette-DJ
Katie-DJ
Duncan-Courtney
Trent-Courtney
Gwen-Courtney
Lindsay-DJ
Courtney-7
DJ-5
Teams
Killer Bass- Joshua, DJ, Gwen, Ezekiel, Duncan, Emily, Lindsay, Katie, Bridgette, Trent, Geoff
Screaming Gophers-Owen, Sadie, Harold, Eva, Noah, Izzy, Heather, Justin, LeShawna, Tyler, Cody, Beth
Voted Off-Courtney (23 left)
A/N 2: And thus ends the first chapter. Did you like it? Please read and review and let me know what you think.
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