-1Title: Opps?
Author: Mel
Summary: A snowball to the face does not a happy redhead make.
Rating: G
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Distribution: Ask
Disclaimer: I own nada
Notes: Answer to a Christmas Challenge at Lita fics, was number seven Snowball made by Kori.
Pairing: Lita/Edge
"Baby. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to." The words of the tall blonde Canadian man reverberated through the entry way of the three bedroom home of the Canadian's mother.
The Canadian and his girlfriend were visiting his mother for the Christmas holiday before heading to her mother's for New Years.
Angry hazel eyes flashed fire in the tall man's direction as the five foot seven inch woman turned to glare at the man. The fire in her eyes matching the color of her dyed hair.
"Yeah right. You sure as hell didn't mean to ruin my new dress for the Christmas party that your mother is throwing in our honor. You didn't mean for the snowball to hit me square in the face then spear me to the icy ground and then roll me over and just happen to ruin my new dress. Sure. Excuse me if I don't believe you Adam."
"But Li, I didn't mean it. Baby?" The man asked as the pair made it to the doorway of the room they were sharing for their stay only to have it slammed shut in his face.
Adam leaned against the door, listening for any noises to come from the room. He heard swearing in English and Spanish and French. He smiled at the French figuring she'd picked them up from either Benoit or Jericho. He didn't tell her the swear words he knew so she wouldn't know he what he was muttering every time she pulled him into shopping trips with the divas.
He also heard some crashing of objects as she moved around. He took a deep breathe before knocking.
"Baby?" He asked hopefully. "Li?"
Movement stopped from inside the room. He knew she was listening.
"Baby. I really am sorry. Can't we wash the dress or something? You know it doesn't matter what you wear. If I'd realized you were carrying your dress I wouldn't have thrown the snowball, but baby do you forgive me?"
A breathe came from the other side of the door.
"Why should I?"
"Because you love me?"
He smiled at the 'yeah right' he heard from the other side.
"Baby? Please? Baby, baby pleaseeeeeee!" He whined.
He heard laughter from the other side of the door and then saw it open.
"Fine. I forgive you but next time make sure I'm not carrying anything before you throw the snowball oh and one more thing…."
"Okay." The man said stopping in the doorway at her words.
"This."
WHAM!
A huge cold halfway melted snowball pelted the man in the face causing him to fall backwards on his butt.
"Ouch! That hurt!"
"Yeah well so did you ruining my dress. Now we're even. That should teach you to not throw snowballs. Now if you'll excuse me I have a shower to take."
The red head smiled at the still downed Canadian as she turned on her heel and headed for the bathroom.
Adam stayed on the floor for several minutes before mumbling to himself. "Women."