My first fic so be nice please... And no flamers allowed! Please R&R! And trust me this fic will be worth it...
Okay, now here are some things you need to know before you read.
Itatchi does not die in this fic because he told Sasuke the truth and together they kill Madara/Tobi (whoever it is... sorry but I'm not up to date with the manga... I watch the anime...) and the Akatsuki becomes good. Well actually they split up and go back to their villages... with the hokages help of course. All of the Akatsuki members are alive and so is Jirayah and Asuma sensei. Pein never attaked Konoha. AND THIS IS SASUNARU! If you don't like SasuNaru than leave now because YAOI rules!
Ages
Neji,Tenten,Lee- 18
Gaara- 17
Kankuro,Temari-19
Ino,Chouji,Shikamaru- 17
Sasuke,Sai,Sakura- 17
Naruto- 16 (will turn 17 later in the fic)
Sasori(lets pretend he was never a puppet,okay?),Deidara, OC- 19
Pein & Konan- 20
Itatchi,Hidan,Kakuzu- 21
Couples/Pairings
SASUNARU, of course!
SasoDei
ShikTema
LeeSaku
GaaNeji
PeinKonan
KibaHina
Itatchi x OC
And there might be others if it becomes necessary.
DISCLAIMER!: I do not own Naruto or anyone else from the series... Even though I wish I did... **sigh** Sooo yeah... All rights of Naruto and Co. belong to Masashi Kishimoto, even though I 'kindly persuaded' him to let me borrow them he said no which I didn't take an answer for so he ordered his Anbu Black Ops to 'gently escort' me out... And by that I mean they tossed me out the window... And no one came to check on me... except my beloved Itatchi **daydreams** Oh right, back to the story...
WARNING: This is YAOI! Which means boyxboy. If you don't like then turn back, NOW! There will be ALOT of OOCness and one main OC. Ermmm... VERY colorful language, so you young ones might wanna head back to the K rated section... beer, stupidity, nosebleeds... oh wait that's not this chapter... sorry but the nosebleeds got to wait... AND BEWARE! THIS IS UN-BETA-ED! So forgive me, please?
Now heres chapter 1 to "Lost... in Sasukes House?" Oh yeah, I might change the title later on in the story... sorry but this one does not feel 'appropriate' for the events coming up.
Chapter 1- Homecoming
The air of Konoha was filled with excitement because Sasuke finally came back home. The sun was shining and there was not one cloud in the sky, to Shikamaru's dismay. The villagers danced and celebrated the return of the last Uchihas. Yes Uchihas, because Itatchi came back too. This was a day to not be forgotten.
Three weeks later...
"Damn... I almost forgot the day Sasuke and Itatchi came back..." Nauto said.
"It's not really a surprise you fucktard." Kiba laughed. "I thought you forgot on the second day they were here."
"SHUT UP DOG BREATH!" Naruto shouted.
"NO YOU SHUT UP!"
"NO, YOU!"
"NO, YOU!"
"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!" Ino and Sakura yelled.
Shikamaru sighed, "Will all of you shut up? Your giving me a headache. Troublesome..."
Rookie nine, Gai-sensei's team, and Gaara, along with his siblings, were standing infront of the Uchiha estate. Why, you ask? Well it looks like it's time for a flashback.
**Flashback**
Flashes of bubble-gum pink and blonde hair appear in the trees. They jump out of the trees and are infront of the Uchiha estate. They walk up to the Uchiha mansion and knock.
An irrated Sasuke opens the door, but his facial expression changes to confused. "Sakura, Ino, why are you both wearing T-shirts that say 'SASUNARU FANCLUB! KAWAII!' on them?"
"Oh that's simple, Sasuke-kun!" Sakura stated cheerfully. "Our 'I LOVE SASUNARU!' T-shirts are in the laundry. And~ we are going to tell everyone in Konoha about your "secret'' crush..." She stopped for a dramatic pause, "Unless~ you let us have a house party for the weekend here in your beautifull mansion for you and Itatchi-kun. Just think of it as a party in the day and a sleepover at night, or we could just chill and catch up with everyone."
"Yeah!" Ino agreed. "And~", she added in a singsong voice before Sasuke could say no, "We'll invite Naruto~!"
"No." He said emotionlessly.
"But why~!" Both girls whined.
"Because I said so and you'll trash my house. You know , I'm not like Itatchi. He's the one who likes to party all day and night and get high or really drunk. And, believe it or not, he's the one with emotions."
"That's another reason to let us throw you guys a party, because Itatchi loves them!" Sakura said.
"No."
"Come on! We're only going to invite Rookie nine, Gai-sensei's team, Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro!" Ino exclaimed.
Sasuke sighed. "You sure Naruto will be there?"
"HAI!" Both girls chorused, along with a salute.
"Fine, but if he doesn't show up then no party."
**End of flashback**
And now here we are, Friday night at the Uchiha mansion. All the teens walk up to the mansion and ring the doorbell. A few seconds later Itatchi answers the door.
"Hello everyone." Itatchi politely greets.
"Hey!"
"Good evening."
"H-he-hello Itatchi-kun..."
"Sup."
"Hiaz!"
"Hello my youthful friend!"
"Hello Itatchi-kun~!"
"Yo! My man! How you doin'?"
"Hn." And so forth.
"I'm guessing you guys, and beautiful women, want to come in?" Itatchi said.
"Itatchi! Are you hitting on other girls!" A girl screamed.
Running down the stairs comes a gorgeous girl, you could've mistaken her as a fallen angel. She had beautiful black hair that ran down her back and long bangs that covered her eyes.
"THUMP!"
"OW! ITATCHI GET YOUR LAZY ASS HERE AND HELP ME UP!"
Itatchi sighed. "Coming babe." He let the guests in and went to help the girl.
After Itatchi helped the girl up she pushed her bangs to the side to reveal red eyes. The girl with red eyes was pale and her eyes really stuck out because of the heavy black eyeliner she was wearing and the black/gray eyeshadow on her eyes. She had long black eyelashes with rose colored lips that made it look like she was wearing a deep shade of red lipstick. She was wearing skin tight black/grey skinny jeans with a black tube top. The tube top went an inch above her bellybutton and was ruffled at the top with the Uchiha symbol on to think of it, she was wearing a choker with the Uchiha symbol on it and on the right side of her neck it said 'Itatchi' with a barb wire around it... Akward~.
Naruto whistled. "Damn Itatchi, you got yourself a catch there! I didn't think you had it in ya man! Mind if I take a bite?" Naruto was NOT afraid of Itatchi one bit. Ever since he returned Naruto realized Itatchi acted like an older brother to him. He gave him advice, acted kind towards him, hell, he even took him to Ichiraku's every Wednsday!
"Shut it shrimp, if you know what's best for ya," Itatchi said. "And if you must know, the 'catch' I got is my girlfriend, Sam. We've been dating for, maybe, about 5 years and she just moved in. You never met or heard of her before because I made sure no one did."
"OOOOHHH! Ita-chan is trying to keep Sam-chan all to himself. You are a naughty, naughty boy Ita-chan~!"
Itatchi ruffled Naruto's bright blond hair."If I didn't like you I woud have killed you right now."
"Oh... You guys are here..." said a voice.
Everyone turned their heads.
"SASUKE-KUN~!" Ino and Sakura squealed.
"Hn." Is all Sasuke said. Yes, he is still sticking with one word sentences.
"Sasuke! My man! You got beer, right?" Kiba asked.
"Yeah, it's down in the cellar." Sasuke replied.
"Thanks!" Kiba then ran down to the cellar, after Itatchi told him which hallway to go down and which door to go through... What? This is THE Uchiha Mansion we are talking about. A.K.A The Mansion. The biggest mansion in the history of mansions! Man,you would think their bathtub was a mini pool.
"DAMN! HOLY FURKEN BEACON!" Kiba then came running up the stairs and down the hallway. "Dude! You have like a lifetime stock of beer down there!"
"Yes, I'm aware of that."
"Well good! 'Cause when I leave you'll only have one bottle left, that's if you're lucky!"
"Okay then, if that does happen I'll go and buy more."
"..."
"If you have forgotten I am an Uchiha and can afford anything and anyone."
"But Sasuke," Naruto chirped in, "I thought you were asexual."
"Naruto," Sasuke growled, "If you know what is good for you then shut up." Sasuke gritted out.
"Fine! Jeez! You can't even take a joke!"
An akward silence fell upon them... That is until Sam broke it.
"Everybody! I have an idea!" Sam spoke. "Let's play spin the bottl-!"
But before she could finish what she was saying the door bell rang.
DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG!
"I'll get it!" Kiba and Naruto said, and like children they ran to the door.
"Sasuke did you invite anymore people?" Itatchi said.
"No, you?"
"Nope. Did any of you guys invite more people?" Itatchi asked, looking at evryone else.
They all looked at each other. "Nope," was the answer he got.
Everybody heard the door open, but not even a second later they heard a very ''manly'' scream come from the knuckleheads they call friends, and that scream echoed through the mansion.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
Yeahh... I left you guys with a cliff hanger... Sorry but I couldn't resist! I know, I know, I'm evil... Sooo if you want to find out what happens next then review... Yeah I'm talking to you... Scroll up and review... You know you want to...