Just a one-shot that popped into my head (oo-er)
Dave's POV.
(Set after SITNOP, but not involved in my other fic 'Hang up your handbag, up for a laugh?')
Dear Diary,
Wow, that sounded gay. Remind me never to do that again.
So, yeah… I'm starting a shitty diary, just because Rollo dared me to. And everyone knows that Dave the Laugh never backs down from a dare. I have a confession to make. Well, I'm going out with Emma… from that all girls school, the one with the ugly beret things. But, I don't like her. And I feel terrible. Cause I like someone else. Georgia, her name is (she goes to the same school as Emma.) I've been friends with her for ages, and I did go out with her at one point, but she was just using me as a red herring (a decoy duck… she just used me to get another bloke, basically.) And even though I've had girlfriends since, I just can't seem to get over her. And a few months ago, I found myself snogging her in a forest after she fell into a stupid pond thing. I think I'm in love with her. But she's going out with this homosexual (possibly) Italian called Masimo, who is obsessed with his hair, and has a handbag. Me and him nearly had fisticuffs at dawn last night, which was a larf. It was only because I did the twist with Gee (Georgia, duh.) Oh, one sec, phones ringing.
5 minutes later.
BREAKING NEWS! Georgia has dumped Masimo! Radio Jas, (Georgia's best friend and Gossiper Extraordinaire.) just phoned to tell me! I have to break up with Emma, like NOW. I mean, I'm hurting her more being with her, because I don't like her, and I'm basically leading her on, right? Gonna phone her and dump her, I know it's a bit harsh, but she'll get over it. Be right back, again.
10 minutes later.
Cor, that girl can shout. Nevertheless, I am now a free biscuit, and I am going to phone Georgia and ask her out (I know it's a bit soon, but why waste time?) Be right back, again, x2.
30 minutes later.
Its official, Me and Gee are a couple again.
And I know I can trust her this time round.
ARGH. Phone's ringing again, just a tick.
2 minutes later.
That was Rollo, he knows about me and Gee already! And you'll never guess who told him?
Only Radio Jas.
This is Dave the Laugh signing out from his weirdo diary,
Off to see his new Girlfriend.
Pip pip.
xxx
(Forget I put those kisses, please?)
A.N: that was written completely out of boredom. Still, review please?
Off to write chapter 4 of my other fic that I am DEDICATED to,
"Hang up your handbag, up for a Laugh?"
Read that too :)
xxxx
Sophieeee
xxxx