Hey minna! Miss me? Here is a translation of my fanfic "L'alcool c'est pas bon pour les lendemains"

Hope you will enjoy guys :) Have a nice reading!

1st version: The girls drunk under the men's hands.

Chapter 1 : a feminine disaster !

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fter the Championships of the Great Magic Games. In the hypothesis that anyone die and that Sting, Lector, Rogue, Frosh and Yukino come in Fairy Tail.

In the Guild of Fairy Tail, now number 1 in Fiore's Kingdom, were women. Wait a minute… women? But where are the men? Well, they are in the town, in a pub. No! I rubbish, they are in the swimming pool. As a result, the girls remained in the Guild. Then, Erza suddenly had an idea (imagine a bulb switch on at the top of her head). She cleared her throat and she called everybody's attention.

- Listen, girls, as we are alone and that the boys decided to make fun at the swimming pool, why don't we make fun too?

- Aye! The girls exclaimed.

- What do we do, Erza? Lucy asked.

- Mirajane, do you have alcoholic drinks enough?

- Yeahhhh! A contest! Kana exclaimed while putting her barrel down.

- Yes, I think that there is left, Mirajane answered with her eternal smile.

Levy looked at Lucy, worried. Lucy looked at Levy and bent down towards Levy.

- Is there something wrong, Levy?

- Nothing, it's just that I don't last alcoholic drinks…, whispered the blue Mage while imagining the worst scenario possible.

- Don't worry, we will pay attention! Lucy smile.

- Wendy, don't do that! Carla exclaimed while frowning. And you too, Frosh.

- Don't worry Carla, there's nothing bad to drink a glass of sake! Wendy answered while laughing.

- Frosh says the same!

- Yes, I remember something like that…, Carla sighed (OAV4°)

Immediately, tankards circulated between the girls. Then one, then two, then four. Now they are on their tenth sake's tankard.

On boys' side…

Those one were drying themselves, laughing howling. They didn't realize what they will find while arriving at the Guild.

- I wonder what the girls are doing, Lily thinks while looking at Gajeel.

This one grumbled: the both knew who Gajeel was thinking about these days.

- I don't know, certainly talking about us, on their way, Rogue answered, happy to be in a good Guild.

- Yeah, Gajeel sighed.

- You're thinking about Levy, aren't you? Lily asked while smiling.

- Whatever! Gajeel grumbled while looking anywhere else.

- Ah! Gajeel has a soft spot for someone! Rogue laughed.

- Tch, whatever, Gajeel grumbled again while thinking about her little fairy.

- We're going to join the girls, the master exclaimed.

Gajeel smiled, absent-minded, still thinking at her Shrimp.

- Aye! they said together.

On girls' side (Miserere…)…

In the Guild, it was the… shambles.

Mirajane and Lisanna babbled cock-and-bull, dancing and singing out of tune, we have to convince. Evergreen and Erza squabbled, nearly to fight. Carla and Frosh tried vainly to wake up Wendy, completely drunk. Lucy had fun to run, well… tried, in fact! Because she got caught with chairs and all other things in her legs and she fell every time. Jubia rambled completely about her "Gray-Sama" and Levy was kneeling on the floor, her head in her hands, so she felt bad. She babbled a cock-and-bull story and laughed each time Lucy felt and swore.

Suddenly, the door opened on the boys… who were very astonished. And he word is really weak: all colors has disappeared, their jaw were felt down and they looked at the scene without knowing what to do. The boys sighed while seeing the massacre inside the Guild, not knowing what to do else. They began to backtracked but they were seen by the girls who shouted their name

Grey moved forward and saw Jubia rushed at him make him falling to the floor.

- Grey-Sama! Tell Jubia that you love her!

- Wh… what? Hey! Let me move!

- Jubia loves you!

- You scare me!

Natsu moved forward at his turn to find himself in front of Lisanna and Lucy.

- Oh! Two Natsu!

- He's for me!

- No, for me!

- No, for me!

- No, for me!

Natsu saw Lucy and Lisanna fighting in front of his eyes, looking fairly well exceeded. What to do? He saw Luxus taking Lisanna in his arms.

- Luxus? You're not bad, you too, grrr! Your muscles are virile! Babbled the young Strauss.

Luxus looked Lisanna, his eyes bulging while Natsu laughed in front of the scene. Luxus looked at him, furious.

- Hurry up! Take Lucy! He mumbled.

- A…aye!

He took Lucy on his back who found anything better than shouting everywhere "gee up! Gee up gee-gee!". He mumbled something incomprehensible and preferred to take her by his home given that Mirajane, who had Lucy's key, was drunk and had disappeared from the Guild.

Gajeel looked the massacre with despair while Lector, Lily, Rogue and Sting laughed on the floor. The laugh of Lector got stuck in his throat when he saw Frosh moved forward him clumsily. Happy flew with Carla in his arms.

- Well, I don't regret to be part from Fairy Tail, there is a good atmosphere! Sting exclaimed.

- Neither do I, Rogue added, smiling.

- Tch, shut up, kids! Gajeel mumbled, unhappy.

He walked toward Levy and saw that Jett and Droy were in the hands of an Erza a little … furious. The young Mage babbled happily, sat on the floor. When she saw Gajeel, she laughed out loud.

- Gajeel! She shouted while raising her arms toward him.

He took her in his arms, restraining himself to vomit so the smell of alcohol was strong.

- Tch! Shabby!

- Hihihi! The little blue giggled.

- And she laughed…, the poor Dragon Slayer sighed.

He turn to the others from the Guild and saw that she was the last girl. He left the Guild under the laughs of Macao and Wakaba. When he was out, he hesitated. He couldn't take her back to Fairy Hills, given that Erza didn't accept the men in the boarding school. Even if this one was drunk, he bet that she didn't accept to see him. He sighed, he must take her to his house. He grumbled in front of the idiocy of the young girl. He tightened her against him and took the way to his house. He shook when he felt Levy's breath brush against his ear.

- I love you Gajeel, but hush! She mumbled while tightened more against him

He stopped by stupor. He dreamt or she said that… No, she was drunk, it was absolutely that. He opened the door by a metal kick and lengthened Levy in his bed. He searched some pieces of iron and settled down on her side. He felt that she clang to him and he felt a mouth against his lips. He let his iron by surprise. Levy hung on his neck as it was a lifebuoy. He didn't know what to do, hopping that she stop before… Bloody hell, but she didn't know that… ah, it was finished. He looked at her strangely while she put her head on his torso. He looked at her, a glare of confusion in his red eyes. But what happened to him to deserve that? Then he laughed: tomorrow, he would reclaim a compensation… and she won't have the right to refuse it!

Natsu were in an uncomfortable position too: Lucy tickled his nipples for fun and he restrained himself to not pin her somewhere. He already refused to run a bath with her. Even if the idea to say yes tickled his mind. He will ask a compensation the next day, him too! He imprisoned Lucy's thin hands when he felt that she began to remove his pants. She was going too far!

- Sleep!

- I want to have a good time, Lucy mumbled like a kid.

He sighed and forced her to lie down. She struggled and finally, she felt asleep. Natsu sighed with relief. Really, why all of this happened to him?

Jett and Droy were in a verrrrrrry bad position too. Under an Erza in an uncontrollable rage! This one had finished and was lying on their body, but those one had still the marks!

Hope you have enjoyed that first part of that first version, see you on the next chapter :p

Which will arrive in few seconds :D