Twisted But Funny
By Evil Meatball
I don't own Ed, Gir, or the Ranting Swede. So show you care and don't sue.
Ranting Swede:Hey, you Know what really tenderizes my pork chops?
Gir:Evil piggy?
Ed:Burt Buttered toast?
Ranty:No, end tables. Since they're END TABLES do they always have to be at the end!?
Why can't they be at the starting or in the middle? But no they have to be at the end!
Ed:Do you have a orange slice that chews on your arm?
Gir:I have a muffin!
Ranty:Muffins bug me too.
Gir starts crying
Ranty:Why are you crying?
Gir:You were mean to the muffin.
Ed:Don't worry, the muffin just wants it's friend the sack of happy potatoes.