Weasely's Mom
Capo on the 5th fret Palm mutes until chorus
Intro: Em A Bm A (chord-less slam on strings) x 2
Repeat chords through verses
Em A Bm A
Weasely's mom has got it going on (x4)
Em A
Hey Ron can I come over
Bm A
Once we slay the Dark Lord?
Em A Bm A
(Slay the Dark Lord)
Em A
We can hang around
Bm A
Flying your dad's Ford
Em A Bm A
(Your dad's Ford)
Em A
Did your mom get back
Bm A
From fighting Bellatrax?
Em A Bm A
(Bellatrix)
Em A
Is she there
Bm A
Or is she trying to give me the slip?
Em A Bm A
(Give me the slip)
G
You know I'm not the orphan wretch
A
I used to be
G
I'm all grown up now
A (hit once, no palm, and let it ring)
Molly can't you see?
(Chorus)
A Em
Weasely's mom has got it goin' on
Bm
She's frumpy and old
Barre4 A
But she makes my wand strong!
A Em
Hey Ron can't you see
Bm Barre4 A
You're just not the one for me?
A
I know it might be wrong but
Em
I'm in love with Weasely's mom.
Em A Bm A
Weasely's mom has got it going on (x2)
(Repeat verse chords)
Hey Ron do you remember
The party on your lawn?
(On your lawn)
Your mom came out
With second hand robes on
(Rolled "rrrr!")
I could tell she liked me
From the way she stared
(Way she stared)
And the way she said
"You missed a gnome over there"
(Gnome over there)
G
And I know that you think
A
Its Erised fantasy
G
But since your dad found rubber ducks
A (hit once, no palm, and let it ring)
Your mom could use a boy wizard like me!
(Chorus)
A Em
Weasely's mom has got it goin' on
Bm
She's frumpy and old
Barre4 A
But she makes my wand strong!
A Em
Hey Ron can't you see
Bm Barre4 A
You're just not the one for me?
A
I know it might be wrong but
Em
I'm in love with Weasely's mom.
(Bridge)
Em A Bm A (x3)
Repeat Chorus twice more, end on a hard open A