Disclaimer: yeah, of course I own FMA, that's why I'm writing fanfiction about it

A/N: In this story both Ed and Al are restored, and I don't mention this in the story but they're just having a small office party (why? Convenient plot device)

Chapter 1-

Okay, maybe now, as he listened to the story that Full Metal had just begun telling, just maybe it hadn't been the best idea he'd ever had. He was big enough to admit that teasing Full Metal into drinking that shot had, in hindsight, been a bad idea.

Ed stood up, wobbled slightly, wobbled his way across the room and slipped into the seat next to the colonel.

He'd show them who he could and couldn't seduce.

The blush that currently adorned his face was compliments of his fourth shot; the boy did not hold his liquor very well.

He slowly inched closer to the Flame Alchemist.

"Can I help you, Full Metal?"

"ah……."

Why had he come over here again? ………. All it took was a snicker from Havoc to remind him.

"I….um…." dammit, this would be so much easier if the colonel would quit looking at him with those eyes. Oh, hell with it.

He crawled into the taisa's lap; this provoked a "What the…!" from Mustang and a burst of giggles from Havoc, Farman and Fury.

Mustang glared at the three, what had they convinced Full Metal to do? Definitely not his best idea.

He turned his attention to the very drunk alchemist still in his lap. Ed was gripping his shirt with one hand and was staring up at him expectantly with golden eyes.

A blush creeped onto the colonels face unbidden and he fought desperately to fight it down.

He opened his mouth to tell off his subordinate, which proved to be a much worse idea then his last one.

Ed pounced at this opportunity; he crushed his lips against the colonel's.

The colonel would've been a lot less surprised if the sudden action hadn't sent shivers down his spine. The kiss wouldn't have been half as bad if he hadn't enjoyed it.

His eyes reluctantly slipped closed, as Ed demanded entrance to his mouth. Mustang's hand came around to lightly trace a line up and down Ed's back with his fingertips.

"Ahem" Hawkeye blushed at the sight before her, "S-sorry to disturb you sir, but Al called to ask if Ed would mind staying in over one of our houses for the night on account of Ms. Winry coming over unexpectedly. Shall I tell him he will be staying with Brig. General Hughes?"

"No, I believe Full Metal will be staying with me tonight." Mustang smirked evilly, oh so evilly. Ed just nodded his approval.

Liza's face effectively matched Ed's jacket.

"Y-yes sir." She turned to go back to the phone to tell Al Elric where his brother would be staying that night.

Mustang turned back to Ed and recaptured his lips with his own. Ed purred into the kiss, resulting in numerous reactions from the colonel. He shifted his hand from the taisa's jacket to tousling his black hair.

Mustang changed his mind, giving Ed that shot had indeed been one of his better ideas.

In the background of all this Havoc reluctantly handed Fury a twenty. And, no, Fury did not think that a lap-dance from Havoc would make up for the missing five.

Owari

next chapter: Ed finds himself at Mustangs house and no memories of how he got there…

Ai- snicker

Yuu- you're horrible

Ai- fear my ultimate authoress powers! XP 'til next time kiddies!