Titanic Wu II: Brain Storm
Chapter 1: The Usual Loser
It was another showdown and another Shen Gong Wu which Jack Spicer had failed to acquire. As Spicer was trying to find his way home, Wuya was of course lecturing him on how badly he lost.
"I can't believe you lost the new Shen Gong Wu which I revealed to you" said Wuya, "I have just about had it with your incompetence."
"Hey, don't blame me" protested Jack, "it's not my fault."
"That's always your excuse" said Wuya.
As Jack Spicer continued to try to find his way to his ship, he fell down a hole in the ground. Spicer screamed like a little girl as he kept on falling down the tunnel with of course Wuya was following him. As Spicer landed on his butt on the ground, he noticed something quite strange about the room he was in.
"What is this place?" asked Jack as he got up.
"I don't know" replied Wuya as she began to float around, "not even I know what is going on."
"Say, what's this" said Jack as he started to dust off some words of a display.
"The Brotherhood of Evil" said Wuya as the words were revealed, "this must have been their base of operations."
"So who just happen to be the enemies whom wiped out such good evil people like this?" asked Jack.
Suddenly Jack approached some frozen figures along with a frozen brain of some sort.
"Jackbots" said Jack on his communicator, "get down here quick."
As his surviving Jackbots came in numbers, he ordered the Jackbots to begin thawing out the people whom were frozen. As each one of them began to thaw, the first one to be freed was Mallah whom was the Brain's right hand man or should we say gorilla.
"Who the heck are you?" asked Mallah as he regained consciousness.
"The name is Jack Spicer, evil boy genius" replied Jack.
"Interesting" said Mallah, "a fellow agent of evil."
"And I am Wuya, Heylin witch" added Wuya as she floated toward him.
"So who are you people again?" asked Jack.
"We were once known as the Brotherhood of Evil" replied Mallah, "an organization dedicated to spreading evil. But last time my memory served me, we were stopped by the notorious Teen Titans."
"You hate them too?" asked Jack, "I lost my chance of gaining Shen Gong Wu from them."
"So tell me more about this Shen Gong Wu you are so interested in?" asked Mallah.
"Well" replied Wuya, "I can tell you that if you put certain Shen Gong Wu together, they form into Mala Mala Jong a demonic warrior."
"Interesting" said Mallah.
"It's so good to be free" said Madame Rogue whom stretched her muscles as the Jackbots finally thawed her out of her frozen prison.
"We should head back to my place and thaw out the others there" said Jack, "I can't believe that I am going to get a whole army of evil supporters for my world domination."
As the Brotherhood of Evil was carefully shipped right back to Jack Spicer's house, the Brain was placed on a new robotic computer which Jack had recently invented.
"It's been so long since I finally got to speak again" said the Brain as he noticed Mallah and Madame Rogue along with Jack Spicer.
"So you were the leader of the Brotherhood of Evil, were you?" asked Jack.
"That is precisely correct" replied the Brain, "we once had it all. But the Teen Titans took us down and we underestimated their determination."
"Brain" said Madame Rogue, "Mallah has told me about the special artifacts known as the Shen Gong Wu and of Mala Mala Jong."
"A demonic demon that is created of these special magical artifacts?" asked the Brain, "Interesting, I think I have come up with a brilliant plan for our great come back. Jack Spicer, we will need your expertise on the matter."
"Well since Jack has failed so many times in stealing those Shen Gong Wu from the Xiaolin temple" replied Wuya as she floated toward the Brain, "we could use some help from your agents within the Brotherhood of Evil."
"Very well then" said the Brain, "it shall be done. I think Billy Numerous along with Madame Rogue and the remaining loyalists of the Hive can do the job."
It was several hours since the four Xiaolin warriors won the Shen Gong Wu from Jack Spicer.
"I just can't believe what a loser Jack Spicer truly is" said Clay as he got off Dojo.
"Yea, what a real loser" said Kimiko as the four Xiaolin warriors began to walk toward the temple.
"Well" said Dojo, "I better get back to Master Fung and research this new Wu we found."
"Yea, you do that" said Raimundo.
As the four Xiaolin warriors approached the entrance of the temple, they noticed a hooded woman and thought the other monks had another recruit.
"You're new to the temple" said Raimundo.
"Yea" said Omi, "what is your name?"
"The name is Madame Rogue" replied the woman as she instantly changed into Madame Rogue herself.
"Okay" said Clay as the other Xiaolin warriors got into their fighting positions, "this is just too strange."
"You got that right" said Billy Numerous as he appeared with several of his clones.
"Who the heck are you?" asked Kimiko.
"The name is Billy Numerous" replied Billy Numerous then Mammoth and Gizmo appeared, "and these are some of my associates, Mammoth and Gizmo."
"We're after your cruddy artifacts" said Gizmo, "and you're not going to stop us."
"You mean the Shen Gong Wu?" asked Omi, "Well you are not going to get it."
"That's where you are wrong" replied Madame Rogue as she stretched out her arms knocking Raimundo and Kimiko right into the wall.
"I did not see that coming" said Omi.
"I hear that" added Clay.
"And there is going to be more hurting to come" said Mammoth as he cracked his knuckles and charged at Clay.
Clay quickly dodged the attack by Mammoth and used the Fist of Tebigong by grabbing Mammoth and throwing him right at the various clones of Billy Numerous. Omi then leaped into battle and did his Tsunami Strike against Madame Rogue sending her flying across the ground and right against the wall.
"What are you waiting for?" asked Mammoth to Gizmo, "Get those Shen Gong thingies the Brain was talking about."
"Right, I'm on it" replied Gizmo.
As Gizmo was about to head into the temple to retrieve the Shen Gong Wu, Omi leaped right in front of him.
"You will not get the Shen Gong Wu" said Omi as he was in his fighting stance.
"That is where you are wrong" said Gizmo as he readied a laser gun and began to fire the laser at Omi.
Omi quickly dodged the lasers as best as he could, giving some of Billy Numberous' clones the right amount of time to go and sneak in to retrieve the Shen Gong Wu. As the clones of Billy Numerous got in the right position, they unlocked the vault of where the Shen Gong Wu were located and grabbed all of the Shen Gong Wu from the vault and placed it into various bags.
"They're taking the Shen Gong Wu!" cried Omi as he noticed the clones of Billy Numerous leaving the scene.
Gizmo's laser finally zapped Omi, knocking him out cold. When it was all over, the Xiaolin warriors recovered and looked right in the vault where their Shen Gong Wu once were only to find them all missing.
"This isn't good" said Omi as he observed the empty vault.
"I think we should probably get that help our friend Robin from the Titans talked about" said Clay.
"In this case" said Master Fung as he and the other monks came into the scene, "we will need all the help we can get."