Crash Bandicoot Archives Volume 5
Today's Episode: Attack of the Octobot
AT CRASH'S HOUSE
Coco spent hours and hours trying to find the pill that could remove the substance for Crash's temper that Crash has just got from the Mecha-Crash form.
Crash: How long is this going to take?
Coco: I'm trying Crash! It just takes a long time to make a pill that would take away the substance!
Crash: (Sigh) Sorry Coco.
Coco was still having trouble finding the special ingredients to put in the pill.
Coco's Mind: Wait! I got it! Maybe I try to put something Crash likes in the pill and it could remove the substance!
Coco's first thing that came onto mind was Wumpa fruits. So she went outside and grabbed a Wumpa fruit. She then squeezed all the juice out of it and then put it into the pill.
Coco: Hmm. There is still more liquids I need to place in!
Coco found more liquids that might help the pill such as some of the potions that she made.
Coco finally started to construct the pill very carefully. The pill was pink and white.
Coco's Mind: It's gonna have to take a few hours for this pill to be finished!
Coco decided to go on her laptop next and see what the next scheme Cortex is planning.
AT CORTEX CASTLE
Cortex was shooting darts again at a Crash Bandicoot image. Just then, Rafael walked right in.
Rafael: Hey Cortex, here is the new Crash Bandicoot dart image!
Cortex took the image and it showed Crash on a boat in the water.
Cortex: THAT'S IT!
Rafael: What that's it?
Cortex: I'll build something evil in the beach this time!
Rafael good plan!
Then Rafael left leaving Cortex snickering.
Cortex: Those bandicoots won't even stand a chance with something in the water! They can't swim well!
AT NITRUS BRIO'S LAB
Cortex: Hello N. Brio. I need a potion that will enlarge something!
Brio: (Tossing the potion) Sure thing. Anything else?
Cortex: As a matter of fact, I do need anything else. But later though. And it will be very disgusting.
Brio: Okay Cortex.
Cortex: I'll tell you when I need you!
Brio: Very well.
Cortex left the lab and went down to the beach.
AT CRASH'S HOUSE
Coco: Finally! The pill is finished now!
Coco took the pill and hurried to Crash's room.
Coco: Hey Crash! I have the special pill!
Crash: Finally!
Coco gave the pill to Crash and Crash carefully put it into his mouth along with some water.
Crash: When will this pill take some effect?
Coco: About five minutes.
Crash: Okay.
AT THE BEACH
Cortex went down to the beach. But apparently, everyone was wearing beach clothes except Cortex. Cortex was wearing his typical science uniform and black pants. Everyone kept on looking at him as he walked passed them. Lots of bandicoots were whispering to each other. Cortex finally caught wind of it. And a bandicoot started a beach conversation with Cortex.
Cortex: What?
Bandicoot: Why aren't you wearing beach clothes?
Cortex: Because I don't have to!
Bandicoot: Well then there is no point in coming to the beach then!
Cortex: (Glaring) Oh really is that so?
Bandicoot: Yes! That really is so!
Cortex: I am doing something in the water. I am not enjoying a beach day!
Bandicoot: (Laughing) Oh look everyone! Looks like this short man over here is doing something in the water and isn't even wearing a bathing suit!
Then everyone started laughing at Cortex. Cortex just stood there glaring at the bandicoot that started all of this.
Cortex: I don't have to wear a bathing suit. I am going swimming underwater!
Bandicoot: (Laughing harder) Oh look everyone! Looks like this short man is going swimming underwater and isn't even wearing scuba gear!
Cortex: Why you little-
Cortex then ran towards his castle. And then once he came out, he headed back towards the beach.
Bandicoot: Oh looks whose back, the unprepared short man!
Cortex: You'll see!
Cortex called for his submarine and then it rose up to the surface with N. Brio inside of it.
Bandicoot: Look how dirty that submarine is! Oh wait, maybe it is perfect for a guy like you! Hahah!
Cortex: I am so irritated by you!
Then, he took out a roll of duct tape and taped it into the Bandicoot's mouth. Another bandicoot tried to remove it but no luck.
Cortex: To bad! I'm the only one who can remove it because I have a secret substance in my hands!
Bandicoot: MHRHRMEHR!
Cortex: I didn't hear that! HAHAHA!
Cortex then hurried over to his submarine and jumped in.
Cortex: Ta-Ta imbeciles!
Cortex closed the hatch and drove the submarine under the sea leaving the bandicoots up on the beach surface stunned.
UNDER THE SEA
Cortex drove under the sea for more than thirty minutes right now. He was going really fast and then found a giant octopus.
Cortex: Exactly what I need! (Snickered)
N. Brio opened the hatch and caught the octopus. Then he then brings the octopus inside and Cortex said what to do next.
Cortex: I want you to clean inside all of its intestines, mouth, stomach, everything!
Brio: Whoa! Now that's something really disgusting!
N. Brio felt uneasy about this but started to clean out every single thing in there. It was really disgusting, gross, yucky, and nasty in there but N. Brio was able to handle it. After that, there was finally nothing left of the octopus except the tentacles.
Brio: Well now it's dead.
Cortex: Yes! Now you give life to it! (Took out another microchip) and then put this in and it will be under my power! After that, we will enlarge this with the potion and then build like a little chamber in there and start destroying every single thing!
Brio: Sounds great!
Brio took out a revive potion and dripped it on the octopus. Then, he put the microchip in.
Cortex: We need to take this octopus out, or it will destroy the submarine!
Brio took the octopus outside and then threw the potion to it. Then it became larger and larger.
Brio: I'm going to take the submarine away. You go jump in there and get a head start!
Brio drove the submarine away while Cortex jumped into the massive Octopus. In fact, the octopus was so big that all of the bandicoots on the beach could see it. The bandicoot who was mocking Cortex saw that and screamed in terror. But his scream was immediately muffled by the tape.
Brio quickly drove the submarine to the castle and then ran towards the octopus and jumped in it.
Cortex: Let's start building the chamber!
Brio: Alright Cortex! Those bandicoots won't stand a chance with this new plan you made!
Cortex: Yes indeed!
Then, they started to build the octopus monster ship which had plans on destroying the entire Wumpa Island! In fact, the monster is on water and the bandicoots don't know how to swim!
Cortex's Mind: There is no way those bandicoots can't intercept this plan this time! HAHAHA!
