(I've left the descriptions in instead of changing the names for added hilarity)

Gwendal as Kawaii Pirate

Yuuri as Gary the Goth

Gunter as Purple haired Fabio

Wolfram as Blonde Prettyboy

Conrad as Rugged McBiglips

The evening started when Purple Haired Fabio swaggered into Blonde Prettyboy's room (which was actually a broom closet with a poster of Vanessa Hudgens nailed to the door but no one had actually addressed the issue). Fabio sidled up to Prettyboy and whispered "hey how u doin lil mama" into his ear. Prettyboy flipped the fuck out and smacked Fabio in the nads in retaliation. Fabio stumbled back blindly, cupping his injured groin and swearing profusely in an eloquent british accent. "R u avin a fookin giggle ther mate" he bellowed. Prettyboy was holding back tears of laughter.

BUT THEn

Rugged McBiglips strode in on a segway announcing that he was tired of being single. "The ladeez only want me for my lips" he sang. "I want a lasting and fulfilling relationship. I want to share my ruggedness with someone for the rest of my life."

"Have you tried OkCupid?" said Fabio. "Yes but all I get is creepy middle-aged yachting enthusiasts hitting me up. It's sooooo tiring."

Then he had a moment of genius.

"Why don't one of you come out with me tonight? Maybe we can... Get to know each other ;))))))))"

Fabio and Prettyboy stood there for a second wondering how he could possibly be saying ";))))))))" out loud, before Prettyboy shouted "I VOLUNTEER!"

Then Fabio punched him in the face and mookwalked on his face saying "A CHALLENGER HAS APPEARED"

therefore putting them both in a very awkward situation.

Biglips stared at them in rugged disbelief. "Well then. I suppose there's enough lip to go around for everybody."

He said to the two lads "I will pick you up at 4 in my Prius. Be ready. We're having kebabs for dinner. My specialty."

He looked a little sinister so Prettyboy said "uuuuuuuuuh let's just go to a diner or something"

"Fine" said Biglips and he segwayed ruggedly out of the room/closet.

Biglips passed Kawaii Pirate on the way out of the Room Closet. "I want to ride my bicycle i want to ride my biiiiiiiiike" Sang biglips.

So. Rugged.

Kawaii Pirate was all like "So I heard you were getting lucky tonight"

Biglips was like "mhmmmm going on a diner date with my two new boyfriends"

KP was like "but i luv u hunny'

Biglips was like 'join the posse then'

and they exchanged tender smooches

Gary The Goth waltzed over to where the Posse was standing. "Hey dudesons whats the hizz hazz" he said in his incredibly white voice.

"We're all going to the diner with Biglips and share a pile of pancakes and then we're all going to smooch"

Gary the Goth's face looked like a damp squeegee. "THAT SHOULD BE MEEEE" he said, taking after his idol Jay Beebz

He took off his blazer and threw it to the ground dramatically.

"I WANT TO SMOOCH BIGLIPS TOO"

Biglips suddly appeared out of thin air behind him and laid a way-too-fatherly hand on his shoulder. "Then join the posse"

and Gary did

TOBECONTINUEDDDDDDD (Do we want a continuation?)