This is my Valentine's Story.
It was the annual Dark Souls Valentine's Day party. Everyone that talks in the game was here. In this party, loves were confessed, people were slapped, and there was cake.
Seriously, who doesn't like a good cake?
Anyway, Gywn was up for his yearly speech about love and all that sappy shit.
"Everyone, everyone please settle down." Gywn started, but the rest of the characters continued to ignore the ex-god.
Gywn shot lightning up into the air, cracking the roof. Everyone gasped in his direction. "Good, now that I have your attention, I wanted to say that in a month the new game will come out and we will be forgotten like our predeccesor, Demon Souls. But it has been a good year with all of you. This is the last major holiday before Dark Souls 2 comes out. So please have fun and don't ruin anyone else's fun." the lord of cinder commanded.
Everyone split up and went to give their hearts to the love of their lives. I will give you examples. Artorias and Ciaran, Lautrec and the maiden of Firelink Shrine, and last, but certainly not least, Tarkus and Solaire.
"Oh, look the person that has been attacking us for years." someone whispered to someone else as an uninvited guest walked through the big asylum doors.
"I would trust Patches over him." another whispered.
"I slayed that faggit a few times!" boasted another.
The guest looked at their reaper. He lifted his hood and began to speak. "Ladies and demons, I know we haven't gotten off on the best footing. But I am going to make it up to you by not killing a single one of you until Dark Souls 2 comes out. Besides, can't we just confess our love for one another?"
"Fine but you have to say who your crush was out of all of us." Oscar called out. Most of them agreed.
The Chosen Undead sighed but answered their question. "Ah well I have always wanted to screw Reah or Gywnevere. But that is all I swear!"
Everyone started to laugh as Reah started to blush up and Gywnevere was just an illusion... So she couldn't do anything. The Chosen walked up to Reah and gave her a kiss. Everyone went back to their loves. There were quite the odd pairings popping up. Here are a few examples. Leeroy and Nito, Quelana and Shiva, Maneater Mildred and Havel, Kirk and Domhall.
YOU ARE BEING INVADED BY IMYURMOTHALOVER
"Who the fuck is that?" Gywn asked. He knew you couldn't be invaded in the Asylum, which was one of the reasons he chose it.
The red phantom appeared and did the one thing everyone was fearing, Power Within with a combo of Darkmoon Blade on his falchion. Everyone ran in fear, and since he was a hacker, he insta-killed all non-boss characters in the game. Solaire, Shiva, Lautrec, Tarkus and Mildred all went to hold him off. They died within seconds thanks to Fire Tempest.
The Chosen ran out to the courtyard where the first bonfire was at. He decided to take a look at who the hacker was fighting. Artorias and Gough were holding him down with all their strongest moves, Gough even used his bow. The hacker then started spawning Gravelorded Manus' and Artorias'. They wiped out all the lower tier bosses and helped the hacker defeat the stronger ones.
The Chosen scanned the chaos to find the one person he hoped was there. His eyes met with hers, and he ran to her. His hand reached out to grab hers until he felt a sensation he only felt in a certain instance. Backstab.
"Git gud faggit whore." ImYurMothaLover laughed.
He was so close to his sweet maiden. But he failed to protect her and now all he saw was darkness.
A/N I had fun writing this. The hacker is actually one of my friends xbox profiles. He isn't a hacker so don't spam him with hate mail. Hey maybe you guys should even look me up. Name is TrustyYamiThief. Anyway Happy Valentine's Day and hope you guys spend almost every minute of it with your soul mate.