A/N: This just popped in, so I decided to give it a try. :D

Lily from AC's here! But she's different.

P.S. Takes place right after the end of the anime, with the Miracles not having met Lily.


"Long as I graduate, does some zero really matter?"

Yes, Aomine's jerk of a childhood friend had, instead of lending notes for his quiz, decided to get him some tutor to meet up twice a week in the library. The girl at least mentioned it was a girl. Maybe she had a nice rack.

He slowly opened the door to the library.

Groaning, he looked around for a place to sit.

Then some kid walked up to him.

"Nii-san, are you a ganguro?"

... How many times had he gotten this?

It was exasperating, and there was actually a tinge of pity for himself in his heart.

Made him kind of angry to have to pity himself.

"No, this is natural."

"But it doesn't look natural."

"It is."

Kid stared at him.

He stared back, given that repeating himself probably wouldn't work.

A few seconds passed.

Kid finally went away. Good.

He then noticed a table and sat there.

The table was red... and short. Reminded him of Akashi.

Akashi would kill him for saying that, but it wasn't like the guy had telepathy. Made him happy.

He decided to look around for anyone that could possibly be his tutor. He hadn't really paid attention to what Satsuki said about the girl.

And so he scanned the room.

... Literally three seconds later, he found the girl.

The only teenage girl in the room.

Because obviously, the better ones were out on a beach somewhere in this hot summer wearing bikinis that his eyes could be feasting on if he weren't here.

... Woman was, by society's standards, pretty. But...

Her chest was the flattest thing on earth.

Seriously.

Her chest made silicon wafers cry because even that looked rounder than her chest.

If she cut her hair, she could easily be a boy... which disturbed him, honestly.

Where was the femininity in women these days?!

This was why he liked Mai-chan better.

She was perfect for him.

... He'd go right back to his beloved after this.

And so with that observation, Aomine walked over to his new tutor.