==Be Clover

You are now Clover.

You wonder what everyone else is doing, being in an unorganized group that can't tell the difference between a time machine and an oven. You turn around and spot an odd cherub making his way through the dream bubble.

Clover: Observe

You wonder what kind of cherub that odd thing is. You walk closer to the cherub with your trusty blue 8 sided dice and lady luck by your side. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

Clover ==Be the cherub

You are now the cherub. The cherub is you.

You wonder why all of these green creatures keep interfering with your highly important work. The annoyingly fast one keeps stealing your helmet and you cannot take it anymore.

Cherub: Equip Machine Gun

You equip your trusty machine gun to rid the bubble of this leprechaunsll have better luck with that purple hat gnome. You miss again. The gods are not in your favor. What gods? There were never any gods.

Cherub == Be the Purple Hat gnome

You are now the purple one.

Once again, your luck has saved you. Honestly think your luck is the best thing to have. How can something go wrong when you're sot have time for thinking about movies. The big one is still in the oven!

== Get the big chubby iron out of the metaphorical fire

You do not know how to get the chubby one out. His head is stuck along with his waist up. Maybe someone else can help.

== Seek help

You glance around in wonder of who can help you. Out of the other leprechauns, who can help you? You see Trace and Itchy in the distance, fighting again.

== seek crowbar

Decide to go for another of your friends. After all, he is really strong. You conclude Crowbar is the one who can help you. Now, where is that guy?

== be crowbar

You are now crowbar. You wander around the dream bubble looking for your crowbar. You don't know where it went. The last thing you remember is being knocked out and a soft Honking noise. The scenery turns a darkish grey and barren. You wonder where you are.

Crowbar: Observe

You see a large blinking tower far far away. What IS that? You begin walking to the odd tower. When you finally reach the tower, you see many screens it, and a half dead, bullet filled clown lying on the ground.

== be the clown

You cannot be the clown. For all you know the clown is probably dead

Crowbar: Walk around the tower

You walk around this odd tower yous not common for him to approach you. Itchy explains what is happening and why he is sweating. Itchy /never/ sweats. This must be serious.

== Put on serious face

You put on your most serious face. So serious, it would put the Terminator to shame. As itchy goes back to the fat one, you begin your journey to the oven.

Crowbar: Be Clover

You are now clover. You feel happy now that you have brought everyone together by luck. Ok, maybe it wasn't luck, but either way, you are all trying to get this big oaf out

== Be crowbar

You are now crowbar

Crowbar: negate the oven. You make the ovens' existence cease. What oven? I don't see any ovens around here.

== Be clover

You are now clover. Again.

Clover: wake up

You wake up, back in your office, in your home. You realize the door is locked. Your skin turns grey and all colors disappear. You are now a member of the midnight crew.

*dramatic finish*

Until next time

*The curtains close*