* = my, my best friend's or someone elses acts
Light/Kira is back! Run for your life!
I
*Runs for my life. Hides in basement together with L.
K
*Runs and hides behind Mello(He's got a gun).
I
*Calls K and Mello and makes you come to me and L.
K
*Skipps over to basement.
I
*Calls Matsuda, Matt, Near and Watari too.
OMG Ryuuk and Rem shows up.
Rem is wearing a wedding dress and carries dead flowers.
Ryuuk wears a tie.
K
*Gives Ryuuk apples.
Everyone
*Gives them a hug.
I
"If that's even possible."
K
"It is, it's just hard."
Kira/Light materealizes out of nowhere also wearing a wedding dress.
BB materealizes out of nowhere shortly after in a tux with a perverted smirk on his face.
BB
*Walks over to light/Kira and gropes his ass
Light/Kira
*Bitch slaps BB
everyone
*leves the basement.
Something falls down from the sky.
Everyone, but Light/Kira
*realizes what it is and runs for our life
Light/Kira
*picks up å stick and pokes it.
Light/Kira
*realizes what it is
"Fuck."
The bomb explodes and kills Light/Kira.
THE END
A/N: This is a wierd dialog me(I) and my best friend(K) made while chating on facebook. Really it's just some random pice of shit, but I tought I should write it down. This is really a perfect example on our random crazy ness. You probably don't even know what i'm talking about if you haven't read my profile info. Anyways i hope you enjoyed it and had a laugh. Cake to everyone who reads.