A/N: Yay! My first Resident Evil fanfic!

Maria's PoV

I groggily woke up from my bed at nine in the morning. Looking around the bedroom, I saw a note and a letter taped to the door. The letter was from the BSAA about my nineteen year old son Miles and the note was from my comrade Victoria at the BSAA. Gently opening the letter, I started to read what was inside. As I read, the letter gradually turned from official to informal.

Dear Mrs. Sullivan,

We proudly inform you that your son Miles C. Sullivan has officially become an BSAA member and he will be joining you on any future missions in approximately one month of this letter's arrival. However, you have the option to exclude him from any mission whatsoever. We understand your son's safety and we sympathize with your recent loss.

There was no signature and the date was printed at the top: May 14th, 2010. I sighed sadly as I looked at the C in Miles' name. Sadly, my husband Conner turned into a Standard Ooze B.O.W. during a mission with me when Miles was only sixteen. I was only nineteen when I gave birth to him. My manic depression and lack of sex drove me insane. I was so sex deprived that I actually tried to have sex with my own son. I was evicted from my house due to not paying my rent and now I live in a five room apartment building.

Victoria's note was just a reminder about today's mission. Collect B.O.W samples on the S.S. Cerberus and send the samples back when enough has been collected. Though, she did leave a postscript that she wasn't joining me on my mission for whatever reason.

I went to my nightstand and rummaged through it. I took out a wetsuit, a rifle, a pistol, an mediocre supply of ammo, a handful of grenades, a med kit, and an extra wetsuit just in case. Rummaging some more, I took out a vaccine for the T-Abyss Virus. I was informed beforehand that Ooze B.O.W. would be on the S.S. Cerberus and I was giving this just last night.

I undressed a bit and injected every last drop of the vaccine into my arm. I took out a circular smiley face bandaid and placed it on the vaccine wound. I fully undressed, save for my underwear, and put on the skin tight wetsuit that hugged my curves. With my supplies in tow, I walked outside, hopped on my motorcycle, and drove off to the docks where my other comrade Carlos was said to be. I wouldn't really call him my comrade comrade. He's more of the transportation guy who helps out when things get ugly.

After fifteen minutes, I parked my bike and met up with him. He had shiny jet black hair that was combed back, piecing blue eyes, and a twirly tug-able mustache. He face was average looking but had on oddly attractive scar running across his right eye and cheek. He had the typical BSAA uniform, but it honestly didn't cover up his well toned muscles. I'll admit, he was handsome, but it wasn't anything to write home about.

"Are you all set, Maria?" he asked in his husky gruff voice.

"Yes. Med kit, ammo, guns, all that crap." I responded.

"Well someone got off the wrong side of the bed." he commented.

"Oh shut up. I just didn't have my coffee today." I said jokingly.

"Right…"

He hopped on the speedboat and I followed suit. He revved up the engine and we started cruising along the sea. Carlos punched int the coordinates of the S.S. Cerberus and set the boat on autopilot. He took out his gun and aimed it towards the water, probably hunting for those goddamn Sea Creepers. After five minutes of not encountering a single one, he put his gun back in his pocket, but kept his left hand on it for safety reasons.

"Oh! That reminds me. Here are some containers for those B.O.W samples. Be sure to label them." he spoke up while giving me ten glass containers. They looked like those little urine drug test cups, only made of glass and had a plastic lid on them. He also gave me a navy blue walkie talkie.

"So does it really matter where I get the samples from?" I asked.

"Not necessarily, but it has to be enough for the BSAA to research on. Skin samples, saliva samples, blood samples -"

"Semen samples?" I interrupted.

"…Yes. Even semen samples. Maybe you'll be lucky and find a Ooze breeding or even touching itself. They'll be in too much pleasure to care about killing you." he responded.

"…So why do we need B.O.W. samples, anyway? Don't we have a fast acting fully accurate vaccine for them?" I asked.

"It's one thing to be immune to the ranging types of theT-Virus, but to fully cure someone of it is something completely different. If we can study a B.O.W.'s DNA and can be able to turn it to normal, we should be able to make a cure." he explained.

"So…You mean we could -" Now it was Carlos' turn to interrupt.

"Yes, Maria. We can be able to revert your husband back to normal. And everyone else who was turned into one as well."

"Will the progress be painful?" I asked.

"I imagine so. It's bad enough when your body has to go through the painful process of becoming a B.O.W., but reverting back would be a fucking nightmare. Just look at what happened to Rachel Foley. It was a living hell for her to suffer through her transformation." he added.

I grimaced and I was honestly thankful that I didn't eat. Then again, the lack of food just made my urge to vomit even stronger. I whimpered and held my stomach, wishing that I wasn't reminded of Rachel's demise.

The boat eventually vroomed to a stop in front of the giant cruise ship and a grappling hook slash zip line was shot out and clamped tightly onto a rail. Carlos gave me a map of the S.S Cerberus and I stuffed it into my pocket. I ascended up the rope and Carlos shouted "Good luck!".

As I started walking, I could hear Carlos yelling after me that he'll be waiting for me to get back and to call for him with the walkie talkie if I got in trouble. I took out the map and it was an exact replica of the Queen Zenobia and her sister ship Queen What's-her-face. I'll just call it the Queen Fuck You. Seriously, that looked so much like the Zenobia, that Jessica and Chris were on the wrong ship to find Jill and Parker. It's like it was saying, "Oh. You're trying to find your friends? Lol! Nope! Wrong boat, bitch!". At least it was blown to fucking bits, so…Yeah. Fuck you, boat.

Anyway, I opened the metal door and sure enough, it was like the Queen Zenobia and the Fuck You boat. I walked through the creepy gray hallways, only made creepier by the random noises made by the B.O.W.s and the banging of doors. I don't care if this is in broad daylight, it's still scary as shit!

Curiosity peaked me as I passed a few doors. I went back to the first one I passed and opened it. It was inaccessible due to all the debris in the way, but I did hear a B.O.W groaning and panting in there. Even though there were a bunch of debris in the way, I could clearly see a Scagdead just standing there a good two feet away from the door. I could hear squelching and squishing as the groans got louder. Then I realized they they weren't just random groans. That thing was fucking masturbating!

Shuddering, I slowly looked down at his blobby and malformed cock. The protruding veins were more like tentacles and the tip was so bulbous, a light bulb would be envious!

With a roar, the Scagdead shot out a small glob of pre-cum, to be followed by a medium sized glob of murky gray cum. I quickly shut the door with a clang and I heard a loud splat as the thing fully ejaculated all over the door to the point where it's semen was oozing from out of sides of the door.

With a disgusted huff, I took out one of the containers Carlos gave me and let the cum drip into it. I didn't want to look at it any longer, so I waited until it was completely full and screwed it shut. Taking out a black marker, I uncapped it and wrote "Scagdead Semen" on the little label on the side.

I walked passed more doors, walked down some stairs, turned a left and a right, and walked through another door. Readying my gun, I started scanning the corridor with my eyes. There were only two globs of Ooze goo, one on the ground, the other on the wall. The one on the wall was closer to me.

Gulping, I slowly walked passed the first glob and made my way towards the second one, pointing my rifle at it. It did nothing, but it eventually started moving. I heard heavy breathing behind me, so I quickly turned around, and - Holy shit! It was a Tricorn!

I quickly bolted towards the wall, blasting four bullets into its body as I did some parkour, and hopped back onto the ground, blasting two more bullets into its body before I fled out the door. I slammed it shut in fear, my breathing already becoming frantic.

The door dented as the Tricorn's projectile hit the door. I walked to the corner and the door was blasted off its hinges after four more shots and a backhand. I started shooting it again, but it didn't give two shits.

I was now backing into the stairs and the Tricorn fired twice at my legs. I was knocked back onto the floor as the boomerang shaped bone was wedged into the stairs in front of my left and right leg. I lifted my left hand to reach for the railing, but it shot at my arm, locking it in place onto the ground with my hand near my chest.

"Jump up your own ass and die!" I screamed.

As the Tricorn got closer, I fired shot after shot, and I was only two bullets away from running out of ammo. It fired thrice. The first bone locked my firing arm the exact same way as my left, the second was deflected with my penultimate bullet, and the last just barely missed me from ripping me in two, but it did manage to rip my wetsuit, revealing my whole body.

"You cheeky dick waffle." I muttered.

With my last shot, I managed to kill it. With a groan, it sunk to the ground in a puddle of ooze and blood. Then the second Ooze came waddling around the corner. Fuck.

I had nowhere to go. I was stuck to the ground, nude, and out of bullets. The second Ooze was just a Standard one, but it was still a damn threat! It wobbled up the stairs and as I tried to pistol-whip it, it knocked my gun out of my hand. I honestly thought I was going to fucking die right then and there, but I didn't. And after what I had to go through today, I wish I did.

Instead of clawing my ass to death, it got on top of me, and rubbed its body all over mine. Its leech-like tongue sprang out and it started licking my neck. I shuddered and it just licked faster. I couldn't push it obviously, so I just squirmed. It made a growl and ripped my wetsuit clear off.

It got off me and dragged its tongue near my pussy. I started blushing massively as it just licked my thighs, but without warning it plunged it's thick slimy tongue into my vagina and lapped it up as it pushed it in and out. I didn't know what to feel anymore. Pain, pleasure, or downright disgust.

This thing doesn't want to kill me. It wants to fuck me! and it won't care if it rips my pussy in two! I thought.

Unfortunately, I actually did start to feel pleasure. It warmth, sliminess, and length just made me hornier and hornier. I squeaked out a moan and my legs started twitching.

Oh fuck…I can't believe that this thing is actually gonna make me cum! I thought in pleasure.

With a loud moan, I managed to kick the Tricorn's projectiles off my legs without injury and spread them in an unparalleled pleasure as I climaxed all over the Ooze's tongue. It lapped up my fluids and withdrew it's tan leech-y tongue out.

Panting, I slowly relaxed as it started licking my body again. It got on top of me and stared prodding it's grey humanoid wang at my snatch. That thing was as big as a horse cock! The needles on its arms and hands sunk into it's body and it's hands turned into gray normal looking ones.

With a growl, it pushed the tip of it's penis inside me and started squeezing my large 40 F cup breasts. I gasped and I started screaming in pleasure as it started ramming me silly. His tongue flopped out in pleasure as he went harder and faster, making my pussy warmer, wetter, and tighter. It clamped down on his cock and he groaned loudly in pleasure.

He pulled out with a loud wet pop and rubbed his horse meat on my tummy before thrusting in between my breasts while inadvertently freeing my hands. I placed my hands on my breasts and I started to squish and bob them up and down his throbbing shaft.

"You wanna cum, huh?" I cooed.

As if he understood, he nodded and his cock throbbed insanely as I tit-fucked him faster and faster. His pheromones got stronger and stronger and with a horny yet scared whimper, I slowly rubbed the tip of his cock and eventually started to pump him. I gulped and tears leaked from my eyes. With a small sob, I started sucking his dick as he kept thrusting in between my boobs and now my mouth.

Without warning, he shoved the whole thing in my mouth, and my cheeks ballooned with his silver-gray semen as it went down my throat. I swallowed and swallowed, but his cum kept going. Some of it leaked out of my mouth and dripped onto my knockers. He slowly pulled out of my mouth and shoved it back in my pussy.

"N-No! What are you - Ahh!"

He shoved it all the way in and blasted out his load into my womb. He came so much that a puddle of his baby batter poured out of me and my womb blew up to the size of a watermelon. A medium sized one though, since most of his cum was pouring out of me like a waterfall.

I felt like I was going to fucking faint from pleasure. I was practically seeing stars and the daylight coming into the window was making my eyes hurt. The B.O.W. licked up my face and neck and pressed his leech tongue on my neck as if kissing me. I kissed his forehead, leaving a red lipstick mark on it.

Before I passed out, I took out a container, filled it with his jizz, and screwed it shut. I crawled over to the dead Tricorn, filled two more containers with his skin and blood respectively, and also screwed them shut. I quickly labeled them and I shut my eyes as I drifted into blissful pleasured unconsciousness while rubbing my possibly pregnant tummy. Oh boy. The BSAA are going to have a fucking field day when they find out.

A/N: I regret absolutely nothing!