I totally whipped this up while I was bored one night. Hope it isn't too crappy.
So, Merlin, d'you know why I asked you to dine with me?
No.
Well, I just thought I should give a little thanks to my servant. It's not everyday your servant is ALSO your best friend.
Thanks Arthur. You know, since the first day we met, you have become more of a respectable person.
What do you mean?
I'm not saying you're a prat, I'm just saying you're... less of a prat.
Way to ruin the mood Merlin.
Hey, that was a compliment mister.
Sure.
You are improving. So much that I consider you my number one man.
*ungrateful smirk*
Whatever Arthur, I still love you.
What?
I said, elephant shoe.
What on earth is an elephant.
Never mind.
*silence*
So, how does it feel to not have to cook your own meal?
Pretty good. And to think you get this service everyday.
I am pretty lucky, am I right?
*sigh*
You are pretty lucky to have me, too.
What do you mean by that?
Well, you know, you said it yourself; I'm your number one man!
Ok, don't get too full of yourself, prince.
*laughs*
*smiles back*
Your so cute.
Pardon me?
Do you play the flute?
Um, no I don't, Arthur. Who do you think I am?
I don't know, I'm just curious.
I think you're just strange.
No you don't.
Yes I do.
You want to bet on that?
No.
Why not? You don't think I'm strange enough to bet on it?
Not that strange.
That's what I thought.
I think your hot, that's what I think.
You think I'm hot?
No, I said I think your not, that's what I think.
Oh, for a second I thought you... But you did.
Did what?
Say I was hot.
No I didn't.
Yes, that's exactly what you said. I heard you loud and clear.
*blushes*
That's ok Merlin.
It is?
Yeah, because-
Yeah?
I-
Yeah?
I've always-
Yeah?
*gets up and walks over to Merlin's chair and straddles him*
Arthur, are you drunk?
Not one bit.
Are you sure?
Merlin, we didn't have alcohol.
Oh, yeah.
Just so you can be sure, you should test my breath, you know, just incase.
*kisses him straight on*
Taste anything?
No, but let me check again.
*kisses again*
Merlin, you know what else I have been noticing? Itchiness when I am sleeping.
It might be bedbugs.
We should go check?
Good idea!