Malice? Cuase I like the word! What's it mean?
I sat on my bedroom floor, staring at IT. Just staring. IT staring back, heh it with all it's yellowness, and it's stone coldyness, and hardness. Yeah, it permenantly has an erection. "Hey! Errrrr, Jexy, what are you doing?" My ear twittched. "Hey Sahara. I'm staring at the wall." I squinted my eyes "Errr why?" "Because I could swear on Johnny Depp's life that it moved!" "Jex, if Johnny Depp is dead tomorrow, I'll kick your ass. But then again you'll end up kicking mine." I nodded still staring at the wall "Yes, you've learned well from the last time, Grasshopper. I am superior, so I will be the one kicking your ass, muwhahahahaha! Now leave me! I'm waiting for IT to move." Oh yes, I will catch IT this time. "Well, fine, you stay there and kill Johnny Depp, while I EAT the Tacco i made for you." My eyes widened "T-tacco?" Ah wall? Tacco? Wall? Tacco? TACCO!
Before I even thought about it, I found my sexy self, tackling Sahara to the ground "GAH! Give me Tacco kitty!" I growled, pining kitty down. "Muwhahahahahahahaa! No where to go! Now give me tacco!" Oh no, h-her eyes! They were black and demonic! No matter how awesome that looked, I knew that me and my tacco were only grinned and shoved me offand ran down the hall"Muwhahahahahahaha mine!" I quickly got to my feetchasing bad kitty down the hall "Betch! Gimme tacco!" I should of never let her watch that vampire yaoi!
"Muwhahahahahahahaha tis my sexy tacco!"she laughed evilly. She got to the stairs! But she didn't stop and went tumble tumble tumble, ! "AAHH! SHIT! OUCH! FUCK! CRAP! AH! BOLLOX! HURT! STAIRS! BAD! TACCO!" I stood at the topof the stairs, and looked at har laying at the bottom, heehee limbs twisted and all fucked up muwhahahahahahah WAIT! B-but what about "Tacco?" I yelled running down the stairs, only to find bits of meat, sauce, and tacco shell all over the floor. I scooped some up in my hands, and growled. "Ahh crap, Jex, I need to go to the hospitalllll." Sahara whined, I growled "What about Tacco? A hospital won't save him now!" "Jex I think i broke my leg!" "That not enough you, you murderer!" "Jex, it's a tacco." "It was my tacco!"
"Jex can you plaease take me to the hospital?" she whined. I foldedmy arms over my sexy chest and was like "Yeah, no way betch." She doesnt deserve to go the hopstickle. "Ok, ok, take me and I'll make you another one, deal?" "Hmmmm, no deal." "Ok, tacco plus chocolate strap on sex?" Hmmmm interesting. "Deal!" Grinning I picked her up bridal style "To the bus stop!" "I'll be dead by then." "Well then you'll see Jonny Deep." " Andyou won't get you chocolate sex jex! Oh have I made a ryme?" "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
FIN3