One day, Captain Falcon was walking around with a giant boner in his tight pants. He passed by Link, who got sexually aroused by Captain Falcon's giant dong. "HYAAAAAAaaaaaah!" he exclaimed, then proceeded to have a seizure on the floor and died. Because of Captain Falcon's glorious peener.
Captain Falcon spotted a girl in the distance. It was Lucina. He jumped 67 feet into the air, landing in front of her. "SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS!" he said. Lucina got horny and took her clothes off. Captain Falcon's face was shocked, there were no breasts there! He looked back up to see that it was actually Marth in a wig. "Let's go big boy..." Marth said, making a seductive face. Captain Falcon hung himself the next morning.
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