The Unwritten hidden Rules at Stargate Command: By Evelyn Marie Hanf Campbell

SO i do not Own Stargate nor the cast of stargate so i wish i do because some of the storie lines would b different if i did... hehehe

Ok so everyone knows that their unwritten hidden rules at Stargate Command... I have my Version of those Rules and pleas bear with me... oh yeah a lot of Shipping in this one too and hidden language between Jack & Sam and the rest of sg1... In the following Shipping are Jack and Sam, Hammond, Janet, Daniel, Teal'c, Salmac and Jacob with the rest of Stargate Command.

Chapter one

Rule #1: Hidden Language with Jack and Sam and the rest of Sg1 including General Hammond and Dr. Frasier...

Sam says "Sir", she actually means Jack, the rest of sg1 with Janet, General Hammond and the rest of the Base knows that too... The peoples that don't know are Senator Kinsey and the rest of NID and the Government...

Jack says "Carter" he actually means Sam, the rest of sg1 with Janet, General Hammond and the rest of the Base knows that too... The peoples that don't know are Senator Kinsey and the rest of NID and the Government...

When any member of SG1 says "I know" with a little anger behind it. That means back the fuck off or else I'll rip your head off…

When Sam says "I Know" involving Jack she means: "Back the fuck off or else I'll rip your head off. Oh by the way that's the man I love, hurt and or kidnap so yeah I know." "Got anything else to say… If not I'll get back to work thank you very much dumb ass…"

When Jack says "I know" involving Sam he means: "no shit Sherlock give me a min, oh if you ask me again back the fuck off or else I'll rip your head off… oh by the way that's the woman I love, hurt and or kidnap so yeah I know.." "Got anything else to say… if not I'll get back to work thank you very much dumbass…"

Daniel has the same way of saying I Know and for Teal'c he doesn't say I know….

Janet and General Hammond don't say it either…

When Sg1 ask about an injured member their team usually calmer then if Jack and Sam would be asking about each other... example:

Daniel Asken about Teal'c: "How is he?"

Janet: "he's ok Junior is taken good care of him... should be up and running around in a few days..."

Daniel response: "Lucky I wished I had a Gao'uld, wait NOT!"

Teal'c Asken about Daniel: "How is he?"

Janet: "He's gonna need a few weeks to officially be better but he'll live... we'll keep him in here for a few more days then he gets to go home... but he better take it easy i don't wanna see him in here again for another month or two... "

Teal'c: "I will see that he listen to your orders DR. Frasier... "

Jack: "How is she Doc..?"

Janet: "For starters she's lucky and she's fighting through this. There are a few broken ribs and a collapse lung and a broken leg but she'll live. Don't worry too much go get some sleep. I'll have Teal'c or Daniel watch her."

Jacks response: "Um no that's ok I'll stay. Besides she wakes up without me here looking after her, I will never hear the end of it..."

Janet: "She finds out you been here all this time without sleep; she's gonna kill me. So don't make me make it as an order, Jack... "

Jack: "Find i can live with that wait no, on the other hand I don't trust no other doctor with Carter's life." Janet Gives Jack the look. Ok I'll go; just wake me up ASAP when she wakes up..."

Sam: "How is he?"

Janet: "For starters he's lucky and she's fighting through this. There are a few broken ribs and a collapse lung and a broken leg but he'll live. Don't worry too much go get some sleep. I'll have Teal'c or Daniel watch him."

Sam:" Um no that's ok I'll stay. Besides he wakes up without me here looking after him, I will never hear the end of it..."

Janet: "he finds out you been here all this time without sleep; he's gonna kill me. So don't make me make it as an order, Sam... "

Sam: "Find i can live with that wait no, on the other hand I don't trust no other doctor with Connell's life." Janet gives Sam the look. "Ok I'll go; just wake me up ASAP when he wakes up..."

When Jack asks for a good luck from the members of sg1 he means good luck.

When Jack ask for a good luck and looking at Sam as he says it he's saying I love you… and yes I will try to make it alive…

Daniel answers with good luck he means: Bring your ass back alive or else we'll never hear the end of it from Sam… I really don't wanna see my sister go through hell…

Sam answers with good luck she means: "I love you too Sir. (Jack) and you better bring your ass back or else theirs gonna be hell to pay if something would to happen to you…"

So if anyone wonders why Jack is allowed to call Jacob dad and Pete cant. Well Jacob always thought that Jack would be the one marring Sam not Pete…Officially I thought Pete was a dumb ass who didn't need to be written in the Stargate storyline… Martof was the only one I feel shoulda been written in the Stargate storyline... I Also feel like all the aliens that Sam sorta fell in love with was a not a good move by the writers… I feel that the writers of Stargate officially failed and royalty fucked up with that… The 7th season should been the season that Jack and Sam shoulda gotten together… I feel like they did officially gotten together secretly but Sam couldn't tell Pete so she just went along not thinking that Pete would proposed to her but he did.

Jacob says watch after my little girl he means: "you better watch after her or else if something would to happen to her Salmac and I will not only kick the person or people involved asses we will kick your ass to Jack…"

When Sam says give me a minute worken on some big problems she needs more than a minute. Jack and the rest of SG1 know this all too well… So if someone looks at him after, he will say "yeah she as all the time in the world gives her a minute will ya…"

Oh one of my favorite lines is "yeahsureyourebetcha" in Nemesis and Small Victories…

Yeahsureyourebetcha if it comes from Jack to Sam it means yeah I'll miss the hell outa of ya if you don't come with me…

Yeahsureyourebetcha if it comes from Sam to Jack it means you better be safe when I'm on Thors Ship or else… (just my little intake on Sam Feelings in this way before Divide and Concur)

Jack asks Sam for the first time if she wanna go fishing… Meaning do u wanna go up to at my cabin and forget about the regulations for a while. Fishing (means fucken or maken out) either way it's coded… So other members of SGC and the government won't find out what their really doing… Only true members of SGC like Frasier and the rest of SG1 know what their talken about …

Jack: Over my Dead body means yeah right you gotta be kidding me like I'm gonna have a snake in my head so over my fucken dead body. No offence to your dad Sam…

Oh Martof I don't like you either…

Sam: Over my Dead body means yeah right you gotta be kidding me like I'm gonna have a snake in my head so over my fucken dead body.