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CHAPTER 1: ME IS MUDBLOOD
IT WAS THE FIRST OF SEPTEMBAH AND I WAS ON THE TRAIN TO HOGWOTRS I WOZ NERVOZ AND I DIDNT KNOW WOT TO ESXCPET WEN I GOT THERE MY PARENTS ARE MUGGLES AND IM A MUDBLOOD OR SO THATS WOT THIS BOY CALLED SCORPIUS CALLED ME O HAI IM MILO HEATER IM 11 YEARS OLD AND I JUST GOT MUH LETTER FROM HOGWARTS SO AS I WAS SAYIN I WAS WALKIN DOWN THE TRAIN CARRIAGE ALL BY MUHSELF I DIDNT KNO ANYONE AROUND ME AND I WONDERED WOT I WAS GONNA DO COS I HAD NO FRIENDS THIS WOZ BAD I FORT I GOT TO THE END OF THE CARRIAGE SHIT I THOUGHT WTF AM I GONNA DO I PEERED INTO THE COMPARTEMENT NEXT TO ME AND NO1 WAS IN THERE ZOMG YES!! I THOUHGT SO I WALKED IN2 THE CARRAIGE AND SAT DOWN I GOT OUT MUH IPOD AND STARTED LISTENING TO THE LION KING SOUNDTRAK "DEY CAN HAV DA WORLD!! WELL CRE8 OUR OWNNN!!" I STARTED SIGING WITHOUT NOTICING "I MAT NOT B BRAVE OR STUNG OR SMART BUT SUMWERE IN MUH SECRET HART I KNO LUV WILL FIND A WAIIIII"
I OPEND MUH EYES (YUH I CLOESD THEM COS I WAS SINGING AND I DIDNT NOTICE GOSH)
AND TWO PEOPLE LOOKED DOWN AT ME OBVIOUSLY HOLDING IN SUM LULZ I PULLED OUT MY HEADPHONEZ VERY EMBARRASED AND LOOKED UP AT THE TWO PEOPLE STARING AT ME ONE WAS A BOY AND ONE WAS A GIRL THEY BOTH LOOOKED ABOUT MY AGE THE BOY HAD BLACK HAIR AND GREEN EYES AND THE GIRL A DARK REDDISH COLOUR HAIR (LOL RANGA) AND GREY EYES THEY BOY WAS OBVIOUSLY TALLER THAN THE GIRL ALTHOUGH I DONT THINK HE WOULD HAV BEEN QUITE MY HEIGHT "UM R WE INTERUPPTING YOU?" THE GIRL ASKED POLITELY THE BOY WAS UNABLE TO SPEAK HE WAS SILENTLY LOLING "NA UR NOT SORRY I DIDNT RELIZE I WAS SINGING" I SED SHAMEFULY "OHK COOL CAN WE JOIN U EVERYWHERE ELSE IS FULL" SHE SAID "ROSE COME ON WE CAN FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE ITS FINE..." THE BOY SAID TO HER STILL GRINNING "ALBUS EVERYWHERE ELSE IS FULL!" SHE SED QUITELY "I DONT MIND HONESLTY, YOU CAN SIT IN HERE.. I WONT BOTHER YOU OR ANYTHING." I SAID STILL EMBARRASED ABOUT MUH SINGING THEY OBVIOUSLY THOGUHT I WAS A DOWN "K WOTEVZ" THE BOY CALLED ALBUS SED AND SAT DOWN ACROSS FROM ME, THE GIRL CALLED ROSE SAT BESIDE HIM "WHATS YOUR NAME?" THE GIRL ASKED ME "ER MILO WHATS YOURS?" I SED "IM ROSE, ROSE WEASLEY AND THIS IS ALBUS" SHE SAID AND GUESTERD TO HER FRIEND "ALBUS POTTER, MY FATHER IS HARRY POTTER YOU MIGHT HAVE HEARD OF HIM!" HE SOUNDER RATHER PLEASED WITH HIMSELF "UMM NA" I SED "WOT!! U HAVENT HERD OF HIM" THE BOY WAS OUTRAGED "YEAH I RLY HAVNT"
"ALBUS HE MUST BE A MUGGLE-BORN DIDNT YOU SEE THAT THING HE HAD IN HIS EAR THAT MUST HAVE BEEN ONE OF THOSE MUGGLE CONTRAPTIONS"
ROSE SAID "YEAH YEHA IM A MUDBLOOD" I SED " :O :O :o WHY WOULD U CALL YOUR SELF THAT ZOMFG!!" ROSE SAID SHE LOOKED LIEK I HAD SED CUNT OR SUMFIN "DATS JUST WOT THAT SCORPIUS BOY CALLED ME, HES NOT THE HAPPIEST OF PEOPLE IS HE?" I SAID "SCORPIUS AS IN SCORPIUS MALOFY!!" ALBUS ASKED "PROBS I DUNNO LIKE EMOFAG HAIR SLICKED BACK ERM LOOK KINDA GOFF!" I REPLIED "YUH I NO THE ONE HES A CUNT HIS DADS A CUNT 2 MUH DAD KNEW HIM WEN HE WOZ IN SCHOOL HE WAS GHEY THEN TOO!" ALBUS SED LOLING AT HIMSELF "O RLY" "YA RLY" "K" THE CONVERSTAION STOPPED HERE FOR A MIN I LOOKED IN THE WINDOW AND I COULD SEE MY OWN REFLECTION I WAS WHITE AND I HAD BROWN HAIR MY MUM SED I WAS HOT ACTUALLY EVERYONE THINKS IM HOT "MILO?" ALBUS SAID "YEAH" "WOT HOUSE ARE U HOPEING TO GET INTO?" HOUSE WTF IS A HOUSE "LOL WUT?" "U KNO HOUSES HUFFLPUF RAVENCLAW SLYTHERIN AND GRYFFENDUR"
"ALBUS DONT BE SILLY HES A MUGGLE BORN HE DOESNT KNO WOT THAT MEANS" ROSE SAID NICELY THYE EXPLAINED TO ME ABOUT THE HOUSES AND SUCH AND ALL THE GOINGING ON OF HOGWARTS THEY HAD JUST ABOUT FINISHED WEN THE GOFF BOY KNOCKED ON THE DOOR "POTTER OPEN UP" HE DEMANDED. ROSE REACHED OVER AND OPENED THE DOOR "I HAD TO COME DOWN HERE SEE, SOMEONE SMELT A FOUL SMELL COMING FROM THIS END OF THE CARRAIGE NOW IVE FOUND THE SOURCE" SCORPIUS MAFLY SNEERED "O YEAH WOTS THAT??" ALBUS SED DEFENSEIVELY "MUDBLOOD!!11!!" MALFOY LOLED ALBUS WHIPPED OUT HIS WAND AND POINTED IT AT MALFOY "GTFO OR DIE!" ALBUS YELLED "CALM TEH FACE POTTER UR DADS NOT HERE TO SAVE THE WORLD NOW!!"MAYFOY SED CALMLY AND HIS TWO FRIENDS CONTINUED TO LOL "YEAH POTTER WHERES DADDY NOW!1" SAID THE FATTER OF MALFOYS TWO FRIENDS "GET OUT MALFOY IM WARNING YOU" SAID ROSE STANDING UP "WOT U GUNA DO FIRECROTCH!" SAID MALFOUYS OTHER PIMPLE FACE FRIEND DIS MADE ME ANGEY ROSE WAS NICE AND HE WAS BEIN A PRICK SUMFIN HAPPEND AND THERE WOZ ALL THIS RED LIGHT AND WOOOOOOOOSH!
THEY FELL BACK AND HIT THERE HED "WOW MILO THAT WOZ AMAZING!!" ALBUS SED ENFUSIASTICLY "THX" "MILO HOWD U DO THAT?!" ROSE SAID "I DUNNO I WAS JUST ANG AT THEM COS THEY WERE BEIN MEEN TO U AND THEN BAM THEY FELL BACK!" I SED "OMG THATS SO GOOD YOUR GONNA B A RLY GOOD WIZRD" ROSE SED MALFOY AND HIS FRENDS STARTED TO GET UP "YOULL PAY FOR DIS MUDBLUD!!" HE THRETED ME AND THEN RAN AWAY "ZOMG WERE ALMOST THERE WE BETS GET CHANGED NOW BRB" ROSE SED LEAVING ME AND ALBUS IN THE CARRAIGE ALONE "THAT WAS RLY AMAZING WOT U DID BEFORE" HE SED "YEAH I BET YOUVE DONE SOMETHING LEIK THAT BEFORE THO RIGHT?" I SED "NA NOT LIKE THAT THAT WAS SO GOOD DID U C MALFOYS FACE?? THAT WAS SO GOOD IT KINDA MAKES UP FOR YOU SINGING SUM LUV SONG WEN I WALKIED IN LULZ"
"HAHA COOL WOT DID ROSE MEEN BY GET CHANGED WERE ALMOST THERE"
"YOUR NOT VERY BRIGHT ARE YOU WE GOTTA GET IN2 OUR ROBEZ"