Veggietales love god
One day in Bumblyburg Bob was busy whipping Larry on the back with a belt. You see Larry was masturbating and Bob took it upon himself to punish Larry for his sins. "Now are you gonna do that again?!" Bob sneered. Larry thought to himself then said, "Yeppers," because he's a retarded retard. Bob then whipped him blind. Just then Archibald came into the room after waxing his carrot to the bdsm session he witnessed. "Alo govna it's timey wimey to teach 'adays lessohn I'm british," just then the queen crawled out of his ass and he died.
"Oh yeah yeah the lesson," Bob put the belt back up his ass and went to get his bible, which he also kept in his ass.
He flipped through the pages and finally found something. "Oh yeah, today we're going to talk about gays!" Larry joined in, "Yeah, those guys suck," Bob agreed, "And HOW! Gays are an abomination and if you see one tell him he's going to hell because that's exactly where those faggots are going to go!" Just then as they were about to do one of their shitty reenactments they heard a scream from the other room. They ran out to see what all the commotion was about.
It was coming from Junior's house. They peered in and saw Junior having his way with his mom, with the dad asparagus chopped up. "Finally that bitch it out of the way and I can have a REAL man inside my cooch," Mom said as she had an orgasm so intense she exploded and killed Junior with the shrapnel. Bob and Larry finished giving each other handjobs and walked off.
The two were about to get back to their lesson about stoning a woman for being naked when they heard yet another sound. They sprinted to the direction of the scream and saw Mr. Nezzer putting on makeup and calling himself a sexy bitch. In the corner they saw Mr. Lunt tied up with a ball gag in his mouth and his eyes forced open. Nezzer got on top of him and said, "So who's ready for big mama?" Mr. Lunt's eyes popped out and he bled to death, and Mr. Nezzer went to town.
Bob and Larry were finally going to get to their lesson about how Jesus rode a pterodactyl and how basic science is liberal propaganda when they heard yet another scream. They ran and saw Madame Blueberry pegging a French pea. The pea said "Ooh la la," and died. Bob and Larry walked back.
They were FINALLY gonna get to that lesson about how women are objects, when Satan grabbed them and turned into a salad. Oh well, who gives a shit?
THE END