A/N: This one came to me at the spur of the moment. I'm not sure it exactly fits the song, so tell me what you think.
Disclaimer: I did not, nor do, nor will ever own Twilight and all the characters that go along with it. I also do not own Relient K and all of their songs.
we all know the girls that I am talking about
well they are time bombs and they are ticking
and the only question's when they'll blow up
and they'll blow up; we know that without a doubt
cause they're those girls, yeah you know those girls that let their emotions get the best of them
"NOT AGAIN!" I shouted from the bathroom.
It was too early!
I looked at my calendar. It was early by a whopping 3 days, never mind.
"It" was my period.
Poor Edward.
and I've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man
let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings
so we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off
cause we'll know just what they're thinking
cause what they're thinking...
It's not like he's affected by the blood or anything, its dead blood, it's my mood swings that he has to put up with that makes me feel sorry for him. Of course, if he would change me, we wouldn't be having this problem.
It didn't help that I was the only person whose mind he couldn't read.
she's so pretty but she but doesn't always act that way
her mood's out swinging on the swing set almost every day
she said to me that she's so happy it's depressing
and all I said was "someone get that girl a mood ring"
"Bella? Are you okay?" Crap, he was already here.
"Yeah, I'm fine."
I stomped down the stairs and poured myself a bowl of cereal. Today was not going to be a good day.
if it's drama you want then look no further
they're like the real world meets boy meets world meets days of our lives
and it just kills me how they get away with murder
they'll anger you then bat their eyes; those pretty eyes that watch you sympathize
"Bella, are you all right?"
"I'm fine!" I snapped.
He rolled his eyes, I knew he didn't believe me.
I sent him a look that would have killed if looks could kill and if he wasn't already dead.
and I've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man
let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings
so we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off
cause we'll know just what they're thinking
cause what they're thinking...
He walked up to the freezer, he reached into the back, and pulled out a fudgecicle.
"Would this help?"
I glared at him, but took the fudgecicle. At least he knew without me telling him. This was always an embarrassing subject with him. It was with any boy, even Charlie.
But he always knew how to fix my problems.
she's so pretty but she but doesn't always act that way
her mood's out swinging on the swing set almost every day
she said to me that she's so stressed out that it's soothing
and all I said was "someone get that girl a mood ring"
"I knew I smelled dead blood."
I glared at him again over my fudgecicle.
He laughed.
cause when it's black (it) means watch your back because you're probably
the last person in the world right now she wants to see
and when it's blue it means that you should call her up immediately
and ask her out because she'll most likely agree
and when it's green it simply means that she is really stressed
and when it's clear it means she's completely emotionless (and that's all right I must confess)
"Hurry up, we're going to be late."
I finished my fudgecicle and got my backpack.
we all know the girls that I am talking about
she liked you Wednesday but now it's Friday and she has to wash her hair
and it just figures that we'll never figure them out
first she's Jekyll and then she's Hyde...at least she makes a lovely pair
Before we climbed into his car, he leaned in and kissed my neck.
"Mood swings or not, you're still my Bella."
mood ring oh mood ring
oh tell me will you bring
the key to unlock this mystery
of girls and their emotions
play it back in slow motion
so I may understand the complex infrastructure known as the female mind
A/N2: So, tell me what you think, i might write a sequel from Edward's POV if i get enough reviews. Tell me if it sucked, tell me if it didn't, just review please.
A/N3: For all of you who are waiting for You never cease to amaze me Bella, iam experiencing some minor writer's block, so i hope to have that up real soon as soon as i know where i'm going and not make it suck.
