Chad: Hi people! This is my take on Bit and Leena's marriage. It came to me
while I was sketching a couple of days ago when I was stuck with a..a.
ACHOOO!! 'Sniff' cold. I soon felt better and got down to writing this. B/L
fans, Hope you like it. Also, this will probably be my first (And last) fic
without the "script" font.
Jecht: Now people, what we are about to say is a lie, but I'm sure all of you would like to say this: I DO OWN ZOIDS! Again, what you have just read is a lie. We don't really, but we'd like to!
Leena looked at herself in the mirror. She was dressed in a white wedding dress with a jeweled brooch and white sleeves. She barely ever wore a dress, but this was a special time. Two weeks ago, Bit Cloud had proposed to her. Though she was a little surprised, she happily accepted. She couldn't believe the day had finally come. Everyone had come to see them. Well, everyone except you-know-who.
"Nervous?" Leena spun around and saw Naomi standing behind her.
"A little. It's still a little hard to believe though." Leena said sitting down.
"Hmm? What is?" Naomi said, sitting beside her.
"Well, when Bit first came to us, I completely hated him. I thought he was a useless jerk. I just wanted to slam him into the wall, then beat the stuffing out of him, then drop him into the desert, then trample him with my Di-bison, THEN SHOOT HIM WITH IT'S MEGALO MAX ATTACK, THEN TRAMPLE HIM SOME MORE, THEN THROW HIM OFF A~"
(Sweatdrops) "LEENA! Get ahold of yerself!" Naomi said. Leena stopped swinging her arms around and sat back down.
(Sweatdrops too) "Sorry, guess I got a little carried away. (Smiles nervously) I just hated him, and here I am getting married to him! It's just a little strange doncha think?
"Well, do you love him?"
"Well Yeah! If I didn't, I wouldn't be dressed this way, would I?!" Leena said.
"Well then there's no problem is there? All that matters is if you both love each other, right?"
"..Yeah, I guess your right. (Blushes and looks up) 'sigh' After today, I'll finally be Leena Cloud. ^_^ It's just so amazing!"
"Yeah, and besides that, "Mr. King" will probably stop chasing you."
"I know! Isn't it wonderful? Nothing can spoil this day!"
"Well, except maybe if Harry found ou~"
"'gulp' DON'T SAY THAT!!" She said crying.
Elsewhere, Bit Cloud was sitting in the lounge of the hover cargo with Brad, Leon, and Jamie. Bit was staring at the wedding ring he got for Leena. He was dressed in a tuxedo (minus the coat), waiting for the time he would stand side by side with Leena.
"So your actually going through with this huh?" Brad said.
"Well, yeah. Why wouldn't I?" Bit said, turning to Brad.
"Cause just being near Leena is a safety hazard if ya ask me."
"Brad's right Bit. Just being married isn't gonna save you from her wrath ya know.." Jamie said.
"Forget it guys, nothin' you say's gonna stop me."
"Okay Bit, it's your health." Jamie said taunting him.
"Geez, even on my big day I can't even get a little support from you guys."
"Ah, were just messing with you Bit. Don't take it so seriously."
"Yeah. By the way, any of you guys seen Doc? I haven't seen him all day." Brad said.
"Dad said something about seeing some of the guests." Leon said.
"Knowing Doc, he's probably off spending what's left of our funds on this wedding." Jamie said. "Well, I guess this probably is worth it guess."
Doc was in the church, talking to a few of the guests. A lot of their rival teams had come to see his daughter's wedding. He walked around and saw Jack, Chris, and Kelly sitting in one of the rows, playing cards, Jack obviously winning. He then saw the Saber fangs team devouring the buffet at a tremendous speed. (And stuffing bits and pieces in their coats for later) Doc then turned his attention the Champ team. (Sans Harry) He chuckled at the site of Benjamin and Sebastian in strangely shaped tuxedos.
"I'm glad that cold-hearted woman is finally getting married, maybe know that pea-headed leader of ours will finally get some sense into whatever's in that empty space he calls a head." Benjamin said.
"We were lucky just to get out of the base unnoticed. Are you sure Harry doesn't know were came?" Sebastain said worried.
"Positive. I told him we were going to go and convince Mary to accept his love for Leena. It was way too easy!" Benjamin said, looking around the place.
"What are you looking for Benjamin?"
"I invited my sweet angel to the Ceremony. She should be here any minute." Benjamin said, turning red like he did before. Benjamin sweatdropped.
"Your just as pathetic as Harry Benjamin. Do you honestly think a battle commission Judge would come all the way down from a satellite to~"
"Oh Bennie!" a voice called from behind.
"There she is!!" Benjamin yelled as he saw his girlfriend judge. He glowed red again and wheeled over to her, leaving Sebastian speechless.
"Unbelievable." Was all Sebastian could say.
(Editor's note: "Ya know folks, I've read in the japanese, uncut version of zoids, Benjamin and Sebastian are programmed to be females. That's why Benjamin fell in love with a judge. They made the Judge a female for the American version. Just a quick note." ^_^)
Doc turned his attention away from the robots to Oscar, who was talking to an emerald haired woman.
"Glad you could come Oscar."
"Believe me Tauros, I wouldn't miss this for anything." He said shaking Doc's hand.
"Ooohh. And who might you be? You look familiar." Doc said, turning his attention to the girl next to him. He stared at her for a while then he remembered Bit's "sketches" of the people who stole the Liger Zero. "Now I remember. Your the girl from the backdraft group!"
"(Laughs lightly) Flattered you remember. My name is Pierce. A certain Wild Eagle invited me." She smiled and Doc grinned.
"TOROS!!" A voice yelled from the door. Doc, Oscar, and Pierce turned around and saw Dr. Layon walking towards them.
"Oh, it's just you Layon. Sorry, but I'm not battling you today."
"I'm not here for a challenge Toros. You didn't think I'd miss this do ya?"
"You serious? ..Well, I guess I'm glad you could come."
"Oh, by the way." Layon walked up to Doc and punched him in the gut. Toros fell to his knees, gasping for air.
"What 'cough' was 'cough' that 'cough' for?!" Doc managed to say.
"Just a little revenge." Layon as he walked away laughing.
Oscar and Pierce helped Doc up of the floor. Suddenly, Jamie came running up Doc, a worried look on his face and completely out of breath.
"Doc! Doc! We got a big pro.'gulp' Oh! Hi ..Pierce.. Glad you. could come." Jamie said stuttering.
"No problem kid. How's the Wild Eagle doing these days?" She said smiling. Jamie blushed all sorts of red.
"Well.. no problems. We got into class S and.. OH YEAH! Doc! We got a real problem!!" Jamie said turning his attention back to Doc. He whispered something into Doc's ear. When he finished, Doc's face grew pale.
"Your kidding!" Doc said in his sad voiced tone.
"Fraid' not! Come on!"
Jamie dragged Doc outside the curch and into the Hover cargo's lounge. Inside, Bit was looking horrible. He kept ranting on about mutant alligators and apples with the peels inside of them, or something. Empty bottles of sake lay around the floor.
"What happened!? Who gave Bit sake?!" Doc yelled. Jamie and Leon pointed at Brad. "Brad! How could you?!"
"Sorry, didn't know the guy couldn't take a glass of the good stuff."
"Oh, look peoples! I see Killer domes! Flying around in the sky even! Oh someone save me!" Bit said, still ranting.
"Ehh, that's great Bit. Don't worry, Doc's here to help you." Jamie said.
"Oh goody! Listen Doc, it's like this." Bit said, leaning on Doc's shoulder. Doc cringed at the scent of alcohol. "Every night, I eat some kind of food, and I experience a loss of appetite, followed by excruciating pain later on by some screaming creature that follows me everywhere. And some nights, I fall unconscious until the next morning, but I always feel tired when I recover and I don't wanna get up. And sometimes,"
"Uh, that's very nice Bit, why don't we get you some medicine and a breath mint. You need it. badly."
"Okay, fine! But first! Get me a hatchet! Must slice up the green canaries for dinner!" Bit said.
"Green canaries. Yeah right." Brad said. A large green canary then landed on Brad's shoulder. Everyone but Brad gasped and ran stumbling out of the lounge. "Hmm? What's up with them?" Brad then turned around and saw the canary. He did a double-take then ran out of the lounge.
Meanwhile, Harry Champ was trying to call Leena at the Toros base for the twelfth hundredth time.
"Leena! Come on! Pick up!" Still no answer. "Fine, a message will have to do. But I know, in my heart, my beloved angel will hear it and come rushing over to me." Harry pushed a button on the phone and a recording came on.
"Hi! This is Steven Toros, leader of the Blitz team. If your calling about a battle request, press one. If your calling about a zoid trade, press two. If your calling about Bit and Leena's wedding, press three." Harry's face turned pale and he dropped the receiver. He growled and clenched his fist.
"How.. How DARE HE?! THAT LITTLE JERK IS FORCING MY BEAUTIFUL QUEEN TO MARRY HIM!!! NOOOOO!!! I MUST SAVE MY DARLING LEENA!! HOLD ON MY SWEET!!! I'LL SAVE YOU!!! BENJAMIN!! SEBASTIAN!! TO ARMS!! IMMEADIATLY!!" Harry waited for his robots, forgetting the excuse they gave him. No one came. "FINE!!! FORGET YOU!! I'LL SAVE MY QUEEN MYSELF!! Harry ran to his zoids screaming.
"If you want to sell us a zoid, press six. If you want to give me a rare zoid, press seven. If you want to sell me a rare zoid model kit, press eight. If this is Layon, don't press anything and I'll get back to you sometime in the next century." The recording continued.
Chad: Okay, that does it for the humor, next is, well, read and find out!
Jecht: "CAPTAIN! Pointless Harry bashing ahead! Should I set a direct course?"
Chad: "Affirmative Mr. Jecht!"
Jecht: Now people, what we are about to say is a lie, but I'm sure all of you would like to say this: I DO OWN ZOIDS! Again, what you have just read is a lie. We don't really, but we'd like to!
Leena looked at herself in the mirror. She was dressed in a white wedding dress with a jeweled brooch and white sleeves. She barely ever wore a dress, but this was a special time. Two weeks ago, Bit Cloud had proposed to her. Though she was a little surprised, she happily accepted. She couldn't believe the day had finally come. Everyone had come to see them. Well, everyone except you-know-who.
"Nervous?" Leena spun around and saw Naomi standing behind her.
"A little. It's still a little hard to believe though." Leena said sitting down.
"Hmm? What is?" Naomi said, sitting beside her.
"Well, when Bit first came to us, I completely hated him. I thought he was a useless jerk. I just wanted to slam him into the wall, then beat the stuffing out of him, then drop him into the desert, then trample him with my Di-bison, THEN SHOOT HIM WITH IT'S MEGALO MAX ATTACK, THEN TRAMPLE HIM SOME MORE, THEN THROW HIM OFF A~"
(Sweatdrops) "LEENA! Get ahold of yerself!" Naomi said. Leena stopped swinging her arms around and sat back down.
(Sweatdrops too) "Sorry, guess I got a little carried away. (Smiles nervously) I just hated him, and here I am getting married to him! It's just a little strange doncha think?
"Well, do you love him?"
"Well Yeah! If I didn't, I wouldn't be dressed this way, would I?!" Leena said.
"Well then there's no problem is there? All that matters is if you both love each other, right?"
"..Yeah, I guess your right. (Blushes and looks up) 'sigh' After today, I'll finally be Leena Cloud. ^_^ It's just so amazing!"
"Yeah, and besides that, "Mr. King" will probably stop chasing you."
"I know! Isn't it wonderful? Nothing can spoil this day!"
"Well, except maybe if Harry found ou~"
"'gulp' DON'T SAY THAT!!" She said crying.
Elsewhere, Bit Cloud was sitting in the lounge of the hover cargo with Brad, Leon, and Jamie. Bit was staring at the wedding ring he got for Leena. He was dressed in a tuxedo (minus the coat), waiting for the time he would stand side by side with Leena.
"So your actually going through with this huh?" Brad said.
"Well, yeah. Why wouldn't I?" Bit said, turning to Brad.
"Cause just being near Leena is a safety hazard if ya ask me."
"Brad's right Bit. Just being married isn't gonna save you from her wrath ya know.." Jamie said.
"Forget it guys, nothin' you say's gonna stop me."
"Okay Bit, it's your health." Jamie said taunting him.
"Geez, even on my big day I can't even get a little support from you guys."
"Ah, were just messing with you Bit. Don't take it so seriously."
"Yeah. By the way, any of you guys seen Doc? I haven't seen him all day." Brad said.
"Dad said something about seeing some of the guests." Leon said.
"Knowing Doc, he's probably off spending what's left of our funds on this wedding." Jamie said. "Well, I guess this probably is worth it guess."
Doc was in the church, talking to a few of the guests. A lot of their rival teams had come to see his daughter's wedding. He walked around and saw Jack, Chris, and Kelly sitting in one of the rows, playing cards, Jack obviously winning. He then saw the Saber fangs team devouring the buffet at a tremendous speed. (And stuffing bits and pieces in their coats for later) Doc then turned his attention the Champ team. (Sans Harry) He chuckled at the site of Benjamin and Sebastian in strangely shaped tuxedos.
"I'm glad that cold-hearted woman is finally getting married, maybe know that pea-headed leader of ours will finally get some sense into whatever's in that empty space he calls a head." Benjamin said.
"We were lucky just to get out of the base unnoticed. Are you sure Harry doesn't know were came?" Sebastain said worried.
"Positive. I told him we were going to go and convince Mary to accept his love for Leena. It was way too easy!" Benjamin said, looking around the place.
"What are you looking for Benjamin?"
"I invited my sweet angel to the Ceremony. She should be here any minute." Benjamin said, turning red like he did before. Benjamin sweatdropped.
"Your just as pathetic as Harry Benjamin. Do you honestly think a battle commission Judge would come all the way down from a satellite to~"
"Oh Bennie!" a voice called from behind.
"There she is!!" Benjamin yelled as he saw his girlfriend judge. He glowed red again and wheeled over to her, leaving Sebastian speechless.
"Unbelievable." Was all Sebastian could say.
(Editor's note: "Ya know folks, I've read in the japanese, uncut version of zoids, Benjamin and Sebastian are programmed to be females. That's why Benjamin fell in love with a judge. They made the Judge a female for the American version. Just a quick note." ^_^)
Doc turned his attention away from the robots to Oscar, who was talking to an emerald haired woman.
"Glad you could come Oscar."
"Believe me Tauros, I wouldn't miss this for anything." He said shaking Doc's hand.
"Ooohh. And who might you be? You look familiar." Doc said, turning his attention to the girl next to him. He stared at her for a while then he remembered Bit's "sketches" of the people who stole the Liger Zero. "Now I remember. Your the girl from the backdraft group!"
"(Laughs lightly) Flattered you remember. My name is Pierce. A certain Wild Eagle invited me." She smiled and Doc grinned.
"TOROS!!" A voice yelled from the door. Doc, Oscar, and Pierce turned around and saw Dr. Layon walking towards them.
"Oh, it's just you Layon. Sorry, but I'm not battling you today."
"I'm not here for a challenge Toros. You didn't think I'd miss this do ya?"
"You serious? ..Well, I guess I'm glad you could come."
"Oh, by the way." Layon walked up to Doc and punched him in the gut. Toros fell to his knees, gasping for air.
"What 'cough' was 'cough' that 'cough' for?!" Doc managed to say.
"Just a little revenge." Layon as he walked away laughing.
Oscar and Pierce helped Doc up of the floor. Suddenly, Jamie came running up Doc, a worried look on his face and completely out of breath.
"Doc! Doc! We got a big pro.'gulp' Oh! Hi ..Pierce.. Glad you. could come." Jamie said stuttering.
"No problem kid. How's the Wild Eagle doing these days?" She said smiling. Jamie blushed all sorts of red.
"Well.. no problems. We got into class S and.. OH YEAH! Doc! We got a real problem!!" Jamie said turning his attention back to Doc. He whispered something into Doc's ear. When he finished, Doc's face grew pale.
"Your kidding!" Doc said in his sad voiced tone.
"Fraid' not! Come on!"
Jamie dragged Doc outside the curch and into the Hover cargo's lounge. Inside, Bit was looking horrible. He kept ranting on about mutant alligators and apples with the peels inside of them, or something. Empty bottles of sake lay around the floor.
"What happened!? Who gave Bit sake?!" Doc yelled. Jamie and Leon pointed at Brad. "Brad! How could you?!"
"Sorry, didn't know the guy couldn't take a glass of the good stuff."
"Oh, look peoples! I see Killer domes! Flying around in the sky even! Oh someone save me!" Bit said, still ranting.
"Ehh, that's great Bit. Don't worry, Doc's here to help you." Jamie said.
"Oh goody! Listen Doc, it's like this." Bit said, leaning on Doc's shoulder. Doc cringed at the scent of alcohol. "Every night, I eat some kind of food, and I experience a loss of appetite, followed by excruciating pain later on by some screaming creature that follows me everywhere. And some nights, I fall unconscious until the next morning, but I always feel tired when I recover and I don't wanna get up. And sometimes,"
"Uh, that's very nice Bit, why don't we get you some medicine and a breath mint. You need it. badly."
"Okay, fine! But first! Get me a hatchet! Must slice up the green canaries for dinner!" Bit said.
"Green canaries. Yeah right." Brad said. A large green canary then landed on Brad's shoulder. Everyone but Brad gasped and ran stumbling out of the lounge. "Hmm? What's up with them?" Brad then turned around and saw the canary. He did a double-take then ran out of the lounge.
Meanwhile, Harry Champ was trying to call Leena at the Toros base for the twelfth hundredth time.
"Leena! Come on! Pick up!" Still no answer. "Fine, a message will have to do. But I know, in my heart, my beloved angel will hear it and come rushing over to me." Harry pushed a button on the phone and a recording came on.
"Hi! This is Steven Toros, leader of the Blitz team. If your calling about a battle request, press one. If your calling about a zoid trade, press two. If your calling about Bit and Leena's wedding, press three." Harry's face turned pale and he dropped the receiver. He growled and clenched his fist.
"How.. How DARE HE?! THAT LITTLE JERK IS FORCING MY BEAUTIFUL QUEEN TO MARRY HIM!!! NOOOOO!!! I MUST SAVE MY DARLING LEENA!! HOLD ON MY SWEET!!! I'LL SAVE YOU!!! BENJAMIN!! SEBASTIAN!! TO ARMS!! IMMEADIATLY!!" Harry waited for his robots, forgetting the excuse they gave him. No one came. "FINE!!! FORGET YOU!! I'LL SAVE MY QUEEN MYSELF!! Harry ran to his zoids screaming.
"If you want to sell us a zoid, press six. If you want to give me a rare zoid, press seven. If you want to sell me a rare zoid model kit, press eight. If this is Layon, don't press anything and I'll get back to you sometime in the next century." The recording continued.
Chad: Okay, that does it for the humor, next is, well, read and find out!
Jecht: "CAPTAIN! Pointless Harry bashing ahead! Should I set a direct course?"
Chad: "Affirmative Mr. Jecht!"