A/N: Okay, honestly, this has to be one of the most screwed up thing I've ever thought of. Ah, whatever...Hooray for ideas you get one day when you're lying in bed, bored? ._.

Oh hell, learning all of this stuff about Differential Geometry made my brain nearly explode. x___x

Disclaimer: No, I don't own Code Geass. Code Geass belongs to Sunrise and CLAMP. Not me.

Just what the hell was the teacher going on and on about? Suzaku was attempting to focus, trying to take notes, but the Math teacher was just going too fast for his little pea-brain mind to comprehend everything he said. Green eyes widened as even more formula's were written on the board, explaining how to use standard differentiation and integration techniques on curved surfaces. Whoever created this type of Math was a sick, twisted minded person. Nothing was making any sense, and the Kururugi would've raised his hand to ask the teacher to slow down, but he had a slight 'fear' (so to say) of doing something.

And just as he attempted to write down the last thing the professor said, his led broke. Snapped, and flew across the desk.

Dammit!

Suzaku Kururugi: A Japanese male attending the Tokyo Settlement University in high hopes of being able to accomplish something worthy in his young life.

However, he was fearing that now that the led had broken and he still couldn't make sense of what the teacher was saying, that he wouldn't be able to accomplish anything. Groaning quietly, not wanting to disturb anyone else in the class, he rested his head on the hard wood desk. The teacher hopefully - hint the word hopefully - not notice him doing this. If the man standing at the front of the room happened to, then in short, Suzaku would be fed to enraged Japanese macaques.

Beside him, he heard a soft chuckle. And that chuckle, Suzaku knew, could only come from one person: His best friend, Lelouch Lamperogue. As it remained a mystery as to why a genius such as Lelouch went to university, and took the same classes as Suzaku. Differential Geometry...did Lelouch even need that in his life? Whatever, that really didn't matter to Suzaku.

Tilting his head, he opened one eye to catch a glimpse of the raven haired male looking down at him. Through thin framed glasses, amethyst eyes seemed to say 'You're such a hopeless case, Suzaku.' and the brunette stuck his tongue out in response. This caused Lelouch to roll his eyes at the childish act, before clearing his throat and raising a hand. In turn, the teacher turned around and pointed at the young Lamperogue.

"Yes, Mr. Lamperogue?"

"May I be excused now? It's time for my appointment." He smiled softly. Probably hoping to soften the teacher up by smiling like that...Suzaku thought bitterly, before realizing that he shouldn't have his head on the desk any more. In the next instant, his head shot up and hoped to appear like he was sitting normally this whole time.

"It's that time already?" Checking the shiny watch on his wrist, the professor blinked as if surprised. "Ah, I suppose you can." He looked back up, only to see Lelouch already standing and still smiling.

"Thank you, Mr. Xing-ke. I look forward to your next class." Flashing another smile, the raven picked up his binder and textbook, and started to make way to the exit. However, as Lelouch was doing so, Suzaku noticed the look Mr. Xing-ke was giving Lelouch. And Lelouch was returning the look, causing the brunette to blink in utter confusion. Just what the hell was going on between them? Frowning slightly, he looked ahead, in attempts to distract his bad feeling about those two.

The distraction failed, for as soon as Lelouch went through the doors of the classroom, Mr. Xing-ke cleared his throat as well. "That's all the time we have for today, class. Yes, I know you're all terribly heart broken about it, but it's true. Time's up." Placing the white board marker down on his desk, the teacher laughed slightly. Wait...laugh!? Was Suzaku's ears playing tricks on him, or did his math professor just laugh? Oh...wow. "I expect you to have your summary of what we learned today in by next day. Oh, and study. Because we're having our exam in two weeks."

Exam. Two weeks. Summary due...tomorrow. Well, hopefully that wouldn't be too hard. But it was Mr. Xing-ke, one who likes his summaries very well done.

Sighing to himself, Suzaku started to get up and collect his pencil, binder and text books like so many of his classmates were doing. Well, his would definitely be fun. Maybe he could get Lelouch to help out with his summary and study after he was done with his 'appointment', whatever it was.

Being the last to exit after the professor, Suzaku headed towards his dorm on campus. It was on the other side of the campus, but not that the Japanese minded. It meant a good walk between classes. However, as he was heading to the other side, he saw Mr. Xing-ke loosen his tie oh-so slightly and was heading towards the building where...Lelouch stayed. Seeing this, Suzaku stopped and watched the twenty (or something) year old man enter the building. Raising one eyebrow, the brunette found it odd that someone such as he were going into a student dormitory building.

Well, there's probably some other reason.

Still...it's odd though.

Mentally frowning to himself, he decided not to question it any further, Suzaku headed towards his own dormitory building, in hopes of getting the summary done. And of course, studying.

"Ahh~ You're back already?"

That was the greeting Suzaku received upon opening the door to his dorm. Lying on the bed opposite of him was none other than his beloved roommate, Milly Ashford. She was currently on her back, holding up a magazine which he appeared to be read. Her blue eyes went from the article to Suzaku, and then went to the clock.

"Yes, I am."

Sighing, he shrugged off his uniforms blazer and loosened the red tie. Ugh, what a hot and uncomfortable uniform they had to wear to this university. It was a light brown blazer, and a silky red tie. Underneath was a plain white button up shirt. For the pants they had to wear some form of black coloured pants and some dark shoes to go with the shoes.

"But it's so early." Milly blinked, still looking at the clock which was placed on the drawer next to her bed. Another blink once she saw Suzaku look at her like she was some crazy women (which the Kururugi secretly thought, but he was not about to go there). "It's only 2:30."

Two thirty in the afternoon!? The brunette blinked as well, taking off his tie and throwing it carelessly onto his own bed, Heading over to wear the clock was, Suzaku turned the digital clock towards him and realized it really was two thirty. Well, two thirty four to be more precise, but that mattered not. That was odd. Classes only went for an hour today, which Suzaku found very unusual. Just about as unusual as the looks he saw Lelouch and Mr. Xing-ke exchange earlier. This was odd, as the Math professor never let out his class earlier than two hours.

He must've had some sort of deep thought look on, since the Ashford girl commented on his facial expression. "You look like an idiot."

How nice.

"I was just thinking about how it was odd that Mr. Xing-ke let us out early…" Suzaku mumbled, sitting down on his bed cross-legged. That was half the truth, and honestly, telling Milly about the looks the two exchanged right before class ended would probably be the worst thing he could do. She'd most wind up likely say something along the lines of, "They're secretly having an affair!" or "They're meeting for their afternoon sex bondage time!"

Just thinking about that made Suzaku shudder, and grab his pillow to hug it. He always did this whenever he was in deep thought, or trying to figure out some sort of problem.

"Ah, right. That's your Differential Geometry professor." Emerald flickered over to Milly, but she wasn't looking at him anymore. Instead, she was back to read her stupid feminine magazine. "Odd. Isn't he one to not let out classes early, but always make them run longer and often go into your next class?" She questioned, flipping to the next page with a flick of the wrist.

"Yeah…That's why I'm thinking. Something's going on." He mumbled, mostly to his pillow rather than her. She probably wasn't even listening, anyways.

…Or maybe she was, much to Suzaku's surprise. "Eh, nothing's probably going on. Just felt like being nice, maybe." The brunette nearly choked upon hearing that. Mr. Xing-ke…be nice!? Oh, that was just about as rich as Lelouch being a prostitute and selling his body for a good sum of money. Haha, that was hilarious.

"I highly doubt that." He mumbled after a moments silence, eyes travelling downwards. Maybe he should phone Lelouch and get him to help figure out why the professor was acting like he was today. But wait, didn't his friend say something about having an appointment? Yes, he did. Mmm, oh well. If Lelouch didn't answer, he'd merely leave a message. Taking his cell phone out, while still holding the pillow close to him with one hand, he quickly dialed Lelouch's cell phone number.

"Oooohhh~? Phoning your booooyfriend~?" Milly giggled, causing Suzaku too shoot her a look that said 'Shut the hell up'. All while a blush was threatening to make an appearance on his face.

Hearing the phone ring for longer than usual, Suzaku awaited for the message to appear to let him know that he could 'leave a message after the beep'. Just as it let him know, and beeped, the brunette was about to say something but was cut off by someone picking up the phone and saying, "Hello?"

Oh, so Lelouch was there. It just took him a long time to get to his cell phone (Suzaku was guessing here).

"Hey, Lelouch."

A small pause. "...Oh...Suzaku. What is it?" Suzaku's mouth opened to respond, but instead, he clamped his mouth shut as he heard someone talking in the background. And...wait...that voice sounded sort of familiar, as well. "Suzaku...?" Lelouch repeated, and the brunette snapped out the thought.

"I wanted to ask you something about...Xing-ke. Didn't he seem a little-"

"A-Ah~"

Just what the hell was that? It sounded like Lelouch moaned. And from pleasure, too. One thought came to mind when he came to the conclusion that it was a moan of pleasure: Sex.

Lelouch was having sex with someone at this very moment. Yet he was talking on the phone with Suzaku. God, he felt horribly ashamed and embarrassed for doing this. "Er, never mind, Lelouch. You're busy." He mumbled, just about to hang up on his friend when Lelouch spoke up yet again.

"I'm not that busy, Suzaku. Just make it quick." Lelouch then hissed in a lower voice, presumably to the one that he was having sex with, "Stop it! This'll only take a few moments!" The person who was there, from what Suzaku could here, mumbled, "I paid for this time."

I paid for this time.

What!? The Japanese narrowed his eyes, feeling a bad feeling wash over him. In the next instant, he snapped his cell phone shut without even saying good-bye, and hopped off of his bed. Milly looked over at him with a questioning look, but said nothing. Shaking brown locks, Suzaku ran out of the dorm and towards Lelouch's dormitory building. God, just what the hell was Lelouch up to back there? Was he really...

No! Lelouch would never sink that low as to do something like that!Suzaku of all people should know that. After all, he was the raven's best friend. Yet, that bad feeling was still washing over him, drenching the male.

It didn't take too long for the athletic male to reach the building, and he quickly had to remember what number Lelouch's dorm number. Eighteen...yes! That was it, and it was on the first floor as well. Good, since he didn't want to waste any more time out here when he could be finding out what the hell was going on with Lelouch. Heading down the hall way, running, he stopped at the correct dorm room: 018.

"Alright..." Normally, he wouldn't do such a thing, especially knowing Lelouch and his privacy, but he just had to know. Opening the door, he was surprised to find it unlocked, but paid no attention to that. Instead, he focused all his attention on the bed.

And what was on it.

It was not a pretty sight.

There, on his back, was none other than Lelouch. Completely naked, revealing the slim figure and pale skin. Fingers were tightly gripping the sheets, and purple eyes were closed up until the point Suzaku burst into the room. Lelouch wasn't exactly the only one on the bed, however. Li Xing-ke, the Differential Geometry professor was on the bed, on his knees. He was holding Lelouch's legs up, all while...his member was in Lelouch's entrance.

Xing-ke, their teacher, was fucking Lelouch.

...Only one phrase came to mind when Suzaku saw this: What the fuck!?

Amber eyes slowly went to the brunette, and the twenty-something-year old let out a small hiss. Sliding out of Lelouch, the half naked man (he was wearing a white button up shirt, but no pants or boxers) got off of the bed. Lelouch, on the other hand, remained on the bed, but sat up only to stare at the horrified Kururugi.

"The phone call and now this, Lelouch." A sigh escape Xing-ke's lips as he started to put his boxers back on. "You'll be deducted from your original pay..." The black haired man headed over towards the dresser near the bed once his pants were back on.

"I know." A sigh this time came from Lelouch, and Suzaku's eyes went to the naked university student. Lelouch naked plus a fucking Xing-ke plus pay equals...

...Lelouch was a prostitute. Being paid for sex.

Suzaku's worst fears were confirmed. His best friend was selling his body for money. And to teachers no less.

"...Lelouch..." Finally his mouth was starting to work, and Xing-ke's eyes fell back to the shocked teen. "You're...a whore?" What a nice question.

"Mmmmmm..." Seeming to get bored with sitting, the slim male flopped back down on the bed. However, he rolled over and laid on his back to prevent Suzaku from seeing the whole package. Lelouch rested his head on his pillow, and smiled. His eyes glinted with what Suzaku could only imagine was amusement. "And what if I am? What are you going to do about it?"

A/N: Okay, one thing. If you don't know what a Japanese macaque is, it's a Japanese snow monkey. They're scary when angered. D:

And that's all I have to say. Asides from the usual, obviously. If you liked this, R&R and you will get more chapters. Flames will be thrown out the window. And, mm, yeah...o-o