Chad: Hello people! Were back online! This is a short fic based on one of my favorite comedy acts. Can you guess which act I'm reenacting? I don't own Zoids.

= narration ###: "####" = person talking (duh)

Bit: "Oh, sorry pal."

Brad: "Did you call me pal?"

Bit: "uh..yeah."

Brad: "It's been a while since someone called me pal."

Bit: "Really?"

Brad: "I had a pal once! But one day, he did it. He took my girl away from me! He took my Naomi far away! He was always jealous of me n' her."

Bit: "Do tell."

Brad: "I chased them all over Zi. I went to Romeo city. Found out I missed them by an hour. I chased them all over the world. Till I finally caught up with them, in New Helic city..NEW HELIC CITY!!"

Brad: "Slooooowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch, then I came face to face with the man who had ruined my life! And do you know what I did!? I SMACKED HIM I PUNCHED HIM (BAM) I CRUSHED HIM (BONK) I TORE HIM TA PIECES (tears Bit's shirt) AND I KNOCKED HIM DOWN!!

Bit: "GEEZ BUDDY TAKE IT EASY!"

Brad: "Oh, I'm sorry. It's that darn word New Helic city. Every time I hear it, I tears me apart."

Bit: "Don't do me much good either. Hmph, ungrateful, that's what it is. I call a guy pal, listen to his life story, and just because I say New Helic city~"

Brad: "NEW HELIC CITY!!"

Bit: "Aw geez!"

Brad: "Slooooowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch, then I came face to face with the man who had ruined my life! And do you know what I did!? I SMACKED HIM I PUNCHED HIM (BAM) I CRUSHED HIM (BONK) I TORE HIM TA PIECES (tears Bit's shirt) AND I KNOCKED HIM DOWN!!

Bit: "Aw geez. Not my day."

Bit: "Sorry pal.

Leon: "Did you just call me pal?"

Bit: "Oh no."

Leon: "I had a pal once."

Bit: "Did he take ya girl away?"

Leon: "Yes! But how~"

Bit: "Then you chased him all over Zi?"

Leon: "Exactly! But how did~"

Bit: "Then you found him in New Helic City?"

Leon: "NEW HELIC CITY!!"

Bit: "ERGH! Now hold on a seco~"

Leon: "Slooooowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch, then I came face to face with the man who had ruined my life! And do you know what I did!? I SMACKED HIM I PUNCHED HIM (BAM) I CRUSHED HIM (BONK) I TORE HIM TA PIECES (tears Bit's shirt) AND I KNOCKED HIM DOWN!!

Leon: "Oh, I'm sorry, it's that darn Brad and Noami. There responsible for this."

Brad: "YOU"

Leon: "Hello Brad."

Brad: "Hello Leon."

Brad: "Oh can't complain. How've you been?"

Bit: "Go ahead! Tell him what ya gonna do!"

Brad: "Forget about it! It's ancient history!"

Leon: "Yeah! You know I almost got ya in Romeo city."

Bit: "Why you cowards! Your afraid to say New Helic city!"

Leon and Brad: "NEW HELIC CITY!!!!"

Bit: "ARRGHHH!!"

Leon and Brad: "Slooooowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch.

END.

Ya gotta put the Brad/Naomi/Leon triangle and Bit's attraction to pain to good use folks. ^_^