Okay so I found this picture and I laughed my ass off... so here's a short ficlet as well as the link to the photo. I have no idea who the original artist is... but they ROCK!
http : /s26. photobucket. com/albums/ c137/aizcream/ other/?action view¤t harryanddracocomic .jpg
"You will regret that Potter!" anger laced Malfoy's words and the smug look on his face said clearly that he thought he had won already when he held Harry at wand tip. The hall fell silent, waiting to see what would happen next and for a moment Harry just stared at the wand he had aimed at his nose.
Then he did it.
Something that made the entire hall gasp and several people scream in yaoi fan girl (or in some cases, guy) appreciation. It was soooo MOE!
Harry tilted his head back as his eyes became hooded and his breath a bit breathy. It was the most erotic expression anyone had ever seen on Harry's face and Malfoy was rooted to the spot in stunned shock, a faint blush stealing across his pale cheeks.
And Harry softly stuck out his tongue, just a bit, much like a cat, and licked the tip of Malfoy's wand with slow, torturous, seduction.
For a moment nothing happened. Then Malfoy suddenly bolted, trying to stem a large flow of blood from his nose that left scattered drops on the floor. Harry grinned smugly and turned around to head back to a completely gobsmacked Ron and Hermione.
Oh he had definitely won that round.
Giggles insanely