Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers etc. etc…Nemesis however is a Transformer I made up and Roundabout is a TF a friend of mine made up.
Crumplezone was beginning to walk out of his house to meet Ransack and Nemesis. "Ma, I'm going to meet with Rans and Nemesis!" He yelled, half out the door. "Ma? You there? MAAA!" Roundabout walked from the living room. "I heard you the first time, just remember to be home before nightfall because your cousin is visiting from Cybertron." Crumplezone rolled his optics. "You've told me about five hundred times today…" Crumplezone mumbled as he walked out the door.
Crumplezone transformed and rushed down the road. He wouldn't admit it but he was really excited to meet his cousin, in fact he didn't know he had a cousin. When he was a few miles out he saw a cloud of dust as somebot also headed down the road. Crumplezone thought it was Ransack until he could make out the heavy green truck lumbering towards him. "Huh? Never seen him before." Crumplezone muttered to himself. CZ transformed and skidded to a stop. The truck lumbered slowly up to CZ and said angrily in passing, "It's not polite to stare you know."
"Welcome to Speed Planet then, you ain't actually built to be a racer! Of course were gonna stare!" Crumplezone said. The other bot transformed and stared CZ in the optics, it didn't help that he was slightly shorter then him. "Well I'm just visiting! Give me a break will you!" Crumplezone watched the Autobot continue to yell. CZ took a step back as the angry bot twirled his mace threateningly. Crumplezone then realized that the Autobot was rambling. "Yeah, well…" CZ returned to vehicle mode and rushed away.
"BOO! 'ALLO!" Crumplezone stopped short as the face of a dragon pop into his view as he passed under a cliff. "GAH!" CZ yelled in shock. "Thanks Nemesis." He said as he walked around her head. CZ looked up and saw Ransack waving. "WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG!?" Ransack yelled obnoxiously from the top of the cliff. "I ran into some Autobot, said he was visiting. Especially since he wasn't even a racer." CZ growled. Nemesis transformed into robot mode and help CZ to climb up the cliff. "I'm not a racer. I'm a dragon!" Nemesis said, as she hung upside down from the cliff. "Well you still ran as fast as half the bots that race." Ransack said.
"Wait," Ransack asked, looking at CZ, "the Autobot in question wouldn't happen to be a big green truck?" Crumplezone looked puzzled and said, "Yes…why?" Nemesis grinned and said, "He asked us for directions to your house." Crumplezone's jaw dropped. "Oh no, that might be my cousin!" Ransack almost fell off the cliff laughing.
"Slag, I gotta get home Rans!" Crumplezone announce, climbing down the cliff and turning into vehicle mode. "Come on, let's go watch this!" Ransack said, climbing down after him. Nemesis turned into beast mode and leapt from the cliff as they chased after Crumplezone.
Crumplezone didn't realize his friends had followed him. "Ma, I'm home!" He yelled. Roundabout looked up from the bot she was talking to. "Crumplezone, I want you to meet your cousin Bulkhead." The bot stood up and looked CZ in the face. At the same exact time they yelled, "Its you!"
Author's notes: A little bit off the beaten path from what I usually write. This is my first Transformer fic ever so sorry if it is really cruddy! I do know that Bulkhead and Crumplezone are from two different story lines. I wrote this just to poke a little fun at how similar they look. I will make this a whole series upon request but for now it will remain a one shot. Nemesis has a whole long back story about how she ended up living (and racing) on Speed Planet…I mean LONG BACK STORY! Signing off!
-Ptera.