I don't own Harry Potter!! I'm innocent!!!
This is my first fanfic, so please don't hurt meh!!! Plus any mistakes are mine. I pretty much suck at spelling.
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'Where am I?'
'You're in outer-space.'
'Really?!'
'No …' smirk.
'…'
'…'
'So, where am I?'
'… You're in my house.'
'Argh!! Why am I in your house?'
'Because I put you there.'
'…'
'Why are you looking at me?'
'…' grin.
Shiver.
'I'm not'
'I'll just go now …'
'Oh no you don't!!'
'Try and stop me, shorty! It's my house!'
'Yeah but … that's mine.' points.
'Yeah but I've got it.'
'…' Watches.
'Damn! How long is this thing?!'
Smirk.
'Shouldn't be too hard to ride though.'
'…' twitches.
'It's hard-as too!!'
'Dude, can I have that back now. It's important!!' twitches.
'No, I'm the one holding onto it! It's mine now.'
'WHAT!? That thing is like, part of me!!' pulls away.
yanks.
'Ow!! Be gentle with it!' gasps.
'Yeah well, that's what you get for leaving it out!!'
'I did not!!'
'Fine, much as I want it … you can keep it. I have a better one.'
'Yeah, as if!!' puffs out chest.
'…'
'…'
'Ok. Here's the deal. We get one go at each other's, then call it a day.' puppy dog eyes.
'… Fine!!' pouts and sits back.
'Holy --!!' falls over.
'Ha!! My turn, this'll be easy and fun!' reaches out.
'Dude, watch it! I need that!' gasps.
'Oops …'
'ARGH!!!'
'Sorry!' … 'Calm down, it's not that bad.' waves hand.
'Not that bad!?! Potter … you broke my broom!!'
'I said I was sorry.'
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Please review! Tell me if I'm shit. Just don't actually stab me, ok?
backs away slowly clutching Harry's broom