I am no longer allowed to watch anything by FilmCow, and "Ferrets" is the reason why.
Makes Me Smile
Jaller was sobbing and that was how Takua found him.
"Jaller, what's wrong?" he asked. "You look kind of sad."
"I am sad." he sighed.
"Oh no!"
"I know it's terrible."
"Terrible!"
"I'm sad. So sad."
"Well, when I feeling sad," Takua said, "I sing about all the things in the world that make me happy.
"An apple pie, a bright blue sky,
A breezy meadow in July.
An ice cream bar, a shooting star,
The sound of a steal guitar." Takua sang.
"That is wonderful." Jaller said.
"I love the sound of rain,
Wearing a hat and cane.
Tiffany windowpanes,
Lovely to see.
Frost on a windowsill,
The feel of a dollar bill,
A vacation in Brazil
Fill me with glee.
These are all the little things
That make me smile,
This is all the stuff
That makes life worthwhile.
Everybody knows the Holocaust was a lie,
So, let's sing about the things we like
And don't be shy."
Jaller looked nervous.
"What... what was that about the Holocaust?" he asked. Takua ignored him and continued to sing.
"A strip of lace,
A pretty face,
Eugenics really makes the case.
Counting sheep and froggy leaps,
And touching Jaller inappropriately while he sleeps."
"Hey!"
"I love the feel of grain,
The screams of a man in pain,
Blood pumping down like rain,
Showering me.
That everlasting thrill
During the final kill,
Body dumped in a landfill,
Getting off scot-free.
These are all the little things
That make me smile,
This is all the stuff
That makes life worthwhile.
One day I will eat your brain
And it'll be great,
So, let's sing about the things we like
And meet your fate."
"That was, ah, great." Jaller said nervously. "Thanks. You really cheered me up."
"You whore!"
Yeah. That is why.