Percy woke up early. Oh my gods. Is the world ending? I swear even Gaea choked on her Chinese noodles. Ohhhh. It was Annabeth's birthday. He never got up before 12. Wow.

Percy stumbled into the kitchen, flicking on the light. He groaned and rubbed his eyes.

"Pancakes… pancakes…" He mumbled, looking into the cupboard. "Here we are!" He pulled out a hefty box. He tossed it around in his hands. This should be easy. He thought. Annabeth does it all the time. He flipped the box of EZ Al's Pancake Mix over and looked at the instructions. This is what it looked like to him.

Oepn bxo. (Open box)

Pllu out pna. (Pull out pan)

How the heck is he supposed to read this mumbo jumbo? Number one said Opera BXO! What the hades does that mean?! And number two said Plew oot pana! WHAT THE FRANK ZHANG.

Screw this. Percy threw the box behind him and it exploded into a pile of dust and cardboard. He dug through the cupboard once again, looking for something new to make. Bacon! Percy opened the fridge and pulled out the bacon. The Jim Meyer's Package of bacon was opened and green fuzz was starting to grow on it.

If you put it in a pot of… cold water? Doesn't it make it pure? Percy pondered. Yeah I think so. Percy pulled out a plastic bowl and put tap water in it. He opened the oven. He searched for the "Cold setting" on the OVEN. He didn't find one. He took the bowl out and remembered. Doesn't the toaster have a Frozen button? He stuck the moldy bacon in the toaster and pressed frozen. He stared at it and wafts of gray smoke started collecting.

"OH HADES!" He whisper-screamed, yanking the toaster out of the power outlet. He threw it in the sink and poured water on it. Reallll smart Percy. He once more looked for something to make Annabeth. Eggs.

Percy opened the fridge and grabbed a carton of eggs. One by one, he grabbed one and put them in a bowl. After 5 eggs were put in a bowl, he reached for a spoon and mashed them up, yolks, shells, and all. Minutes later. It was beaten to a pulp. Percy grabbed the bowl of eggs and put it in the microwave.

"Uh.." He looked at the buttons. What one does he press? I know. He thought. I'll close my eyes and press a random one. Beep. He opened his eyes and he pressed 5 minutes. He waited 3 minutes after the explosion. He pressed open and yolk covered the microwave. "Shoot."

As if a broken record, Percy found himself back at the cupboard. He pulled out a package of Ramen Noodle Soup. He scanned it. 3 minutes to make! Easy. He could make soup, right? He flipped it over on the back and managed to read the first instructions.

Boil Water.

"WHAT THE HADES? BOIL WATER? IM NOT A FRANKING CHEMIST!" Percy yelled, then covered his mouth, realizing he could've woken Annabeth.

"Don't worry Seaweed Brain," A melodically light laugh said. Annabeth stepped into the kitchen from the doorway. Before he could say anything she said, "I saw everything. Don't try to hide it with that lame Harpy excuse again."

Percy sighed. "I just can't make you breakfast." He looked down at his floury socks in shame.

"Don't worry," Annabeth said. "This is why there are 24/7 Chinese places open."

Fin.

I tried. I have another idea:

Percy and Annabeth go out on their 2 year anniversary to a very fancy place. The waiters mistake, they sit by the… LOBSTER TANK. With Percy's desperate attempts to free the Lobsters before its too late, what will happen?! No one knows. Its Percy.

Should I do that? ^ REVIEW!~