-1Dudes! I'm Back as a Kingdom hearts Obsesser! D

Sorry Guys, I don't think I'll be continuing 'Lost for Words' Since I'm out of ideas for it and it's about a bunch of Mary Sues.

Anyway Here's my fan fiction about Xigbar and Demyx that I'm rather proud of so far, I also wanted to change my style of writing a bit not sure how but I have. Later in the story there might be an OCC later that will complicate things between Xiggy and Demyx! Le Gasp! Please Comment!

This story was influenced by The Dresden Dolls!

'!Xiggy's Teh Shex!

Like the Subject... I'm so cool!

Seriously, Me and Demyx are like the best Yaoi couple in the universe! Everyone loves us. D

And like people pair Demyx with the Most random of people in Organization VIII. Like Linda (I mean Xaldin).

!!AS IF!!

That Tranny was a woman when he was a somebody I swear...

But then... there's ManSex...I MEAN XEMNAS!, (hopefully he don't read this rubbish I'm writing).

The most random thing happened to me with him the other day, since I'm number II he treats me... differently? That dude needs a life, it's constantly:

"Oh Number II! Sora's ego is taking over and he's trying to avoid using his keyblade all thanks to that Bitch Saïx, Now kingdom hearts will never be complete. Oh My Poor Kingdom Hearts!" (he didn't really say bitch but whatever) The Guy almost got emotional about it, like that dude's is always rambling about some random stuff of not having a heart.

An…and one time! He got so god-damn close when me, him, Luxord and Demyx were watching 'Eastenders' Some English thing that Luxord got Demyx obsessed with. Anyway…That freak got so Close to me, Dude, I don't swing that way. Ok that was kind stupid to write that, but what ever.

The weirdo put his arm around me and seemed like a right… OMFG… I think I'm going to be sick!

BRB!

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Oh Jumping Jebus Biscuits! You'll never guessed what just happened…

I was like running to some kind of sink of Toilet but when I fount one Guess who was standing there, That weird Lesbian Larxene, complaining that there wasn't any tampons left! I screamed for her to get out of my way since I needed to Puke but that Dudette didn't budge. I have to use gravity to move her just to be sick.

I fell to my knees and like…was sick in the toilet. I even had to like take off my eye patch from how much I was being sick, (Xaldin's stupid cooking, shouldn't of had the sea food). And Guess what man! That stupid Pyromaniac managed to get a picture of me of white sick on the side of my mouth and with my patch off. My god, he's lucky that he got away fast, I'm gonna pop a few holes in his skull when I see him next.

Well yeah I feel kind of… ok now, other than the fact that I don't think I'll be seeing Demyx tomorrow when I'm ill like this. Oh yeah, I need to make sure I whack Linda a Couple of times for making off sea food. GR! And 'ManSex' said I shouldn't leave this Dud of a room until I get better. As if I'm gonna do that! I'll just walk around the world that never was a couple of hours, that I'll make me fell betta, I hope.

Anyway, I'm off… to like sleep, alone, again. Damn it! No Pyjamas left, stupid emo kid can't be bothered to do the laundry like I can't be bothered to remember his name. I have to like sleep in my Boxers.

Anyway, night.

-Xigbar'

Now, this was the start of a rather non-tolerant organization members, Number II, Xigbar's Diary. Even though one of the strongest among us he can be one of the most sensitive and caring of us when he wants to be especially when he's around me.

Yeah, I'm Demyx, Number IX The "Melodious Nocturne", Man I hate numbers I don't fell like I'm respected less of a individual. I know this sounds like one of the biggest Cliché EVER! But Xiggy…He makes me fell like a Somebody y'know.

Well anyway, this story is mainly evolved around me and Xigbar checking out Xaldin. NO NOT IN THAT WAY! The way he's like manipulated Beast's Castle and stuff since the superior is Complaining that he's not doing his job right. sigh Well anyway This is how This hectic story Begins.

"Well then, you two know why you're here" Went a white haired man in a black cloak.

Me and Xigbar shook our heads, we really didn't have a zip of a idea why. We were both made to it down before his white desk.

The man Sighed deeply and looked back.

"So what do you want us to do ManSex, I mean Xe-Dude?" I giggled at Xiggy's Playing on names obsession.

Xemnas looked down at him like a Dark Gargoyle, it spooked us both.

There was a Awkward silence.

"I want you to carry out an inspection of Beasts Castle and Xaldin" Spoke the Superior with a very placid voice.

"What?! Linda? Why?" Xigbar Jumped to his feet, Xaldin was one of his best friends and I was sure he wasn't the one to let people talk behind his Greatest associate's back. And the Guy just got better from Xaldin's food, all he needed was a mission that would get on his nerves.

"I'm not very sure about his performance, due to figures it has fallen greatly and this is not acceptable"

"I sware that guy hasn't done anything wrong, he's very loyal and stuff and you wanna' turn him in you a dusk! Right?! And you believe in just figures?" Xigbar exclaimed, I had never seen him like that before, yet he was right, "I know you inside out Xem…".

"You're incorrect" Xemnas stopped him and walked towards the window, gazing towards the Kingdom hearts that was so early within construction. "For our plan to succeed we need the utmost organization in our preparation, I just feel that Xaldin is out of line and needs to be lets just say to be put back in line".

Xigbar Sat back down in a moody child way, I wanted to give out a smile but I know that it wasn't the best time.

"You may leave Xigbar, and go pack" Xemnas Ordered, he nodded and gave him evils.

"Yes 'Superior'" He went sarcastically and stormed out, I stood up to follow him but Xemnas stopped me.

"Demyx, remain here please"

"Uh, yes Sir" I stood and turned to him, trying to not look or sound disrespectful.

"I want you to keep a close eye on Xigbar, Observe his actions and writings, make sure you read the reports and any form of writings by him, even if it's personal". I swallowed, spy on Xiggy? That's one of the hardest things I could do, he's one of my best friends here or even the only one. I couldn't believe that of all people, he's asking me.

"Uh…Y..yes sir" I knew I couldn't abandon my duties. I though maybe if I just carried it out slowly, and try not to look suspicious. But Xigbar Knows almost everything or if he doesn't he eventually finds out.

I nodded, Said goodbye and left the room. I began to simply walk through the corridors and began to worry about it, what if Xigbar fount out? He'll hate me forever, man what am I gonna' do?

I turned at a corner with my eyes at the floor, I blinked and unwarily bumped in to someone, I fell back and landed with a soft fump. I gazed up to see a figure with a small bag, I rubbed my eyes to see an upside down Xigbar.

His Black and grey ponytail happened to flow down rather amusingly, it always made me smile, but not right then there was too much on my mind really.

"Whoa, Watch it Lil' Dude" He went offering a hand.

I helped my self up with the help of his soft palm.

"Sorry" I smiled in apology. And somehow I felt the blood rush to my checks, it was like the Spiderman scene.

"Na it's cool! You better get going to pack, I wanna get away from ManSex" I slightly giggled at this comment, sounded rather weird. He-he.

He Ruffled my hair and saluted me in a casual fashion. Then strutted on the ceiling past me.

I looked back and smiled.

I wish I could do that.