Lord Dae Bae was hard as work, writing his newest script for a one-shot abridged that people would ask more of, but he would never give. It was dark outside, as it was just past midnight. The only light being that of the candle next to Lord Dae Bae, as electricity is fucking expensive nowaday. As he tapped on his 1984 keyboard, the clicking woke something up. Something that should never be awoken once sealed away, TinCan.
TinCan shifted from his slumber, slowly rising, disturbed by the endless clicking and the unique sound of the backspace button being spammed heavily. Grumbling something to himself, "Fucking cunts. Loud ass noises….And I'm the only one who can make it stop, just like always. With a frustrated sigh, a set of heavy footfalls, and the occasional stumble into the wall, he made his way down the stairs.
"What the hell do you think you are doing?" The tired man mumbled loudly. Lord Dae Bae was startled and almost fell out of his seat.
"Oh! TinCan, it's just you. I was just working on the latest script." Lord Dae Bae replied, feeling his heart rate quicken. This always happened when his housemate was around. Lord Dae Bae's eyes wandered over the chest of the shirtless man before him, drinking in his abs-olutely amazing abs. Lord Dae Bae reckoned he could crush steel against those magnificent delicacies. Only the Sun could beat them in sheer radiance.
"Again?! Isn't this like the 24th revision you've made this week?" TinCan asked, a yawn escaping from his mouth, showing his dazzling white teeth. They seemed to shine in the candlelight, making Lord Dae Bae feel like he would faint.
His pulse quickened and he felt faint, "N-no. It's still the first one. I'm just rewriting it again." Lord Dae Bae muttered softly, unable to raise his voice in front of the god in human form before him. TinCan meanwhile took no notice, as his godly stature meant he did not notice those feeble mortals before him when they praised him so.
"You need a break. Relax or something." TinCan suggested to Lord Dae Bae. "And I think I know a perfect way." He added as a grin slowly crept onto his lips. It was that of a wolf looking down at its prey.
"What do you mean Senpai?" Lord Dae Bae gulped as he asked the god before him, but he already knew, he could see the bulge in his pants and felt his own growing.
TinCan bent down to Lord Dea Bae and caressed his face. "You know EXACTLY, what I mean, baby~ ."
Suddenly, Lord Dae Bae blushed and muttered, "O-ok.", turning away slightly.
TinCan stood back up, dropping his boxers and unleashing his massive shlong. In response, Lord Dae Bae stood up, pumped and ready to go, RKO'ed TinCan over him and onto the old of the computer, smashing it into little pieces. Lord Dae Bae then dropped his own pants and revealed a shlong so big that it could only be found elsewhere out of some crazy hentai shit, you know, the normal stuff. He then rammed it into TinCan's ass and impaled him on it, killing the once godly man in a quick yet painful instant.
"Oh shit, it happened again." Lord Dae Bae blushed as he spoke, having killed another member of his team, he let out a frustrated sigh as he turned his tired gaze back to his work, "Now I will never get this video done." He shrugged, sat down, and wondered where he can get another computer.
-By AnAustralianGamer
-Edited by Nexus Bladeguard