The Burger and the Turtle

by ddfangirl4evr777

What happens when four rambunctious teenagers decided to write a story? Well, turtle, buritos, and big Macs happen of course! Read this story to find out what happens to the main character as they strive to eat a Big Mac.

It was three times as large as me, but I was going to try anyway. I was going to eat the Big Mac at McDonalds. Between the horses, the lost children's souls, and the depth of despair I was about to face, I was absolutely determined to meet my goal. That burger was going down, whether or not with me! But how, I have no idea. I don't care though, for it was the evil burger, the cheese, the pickles, and the sauces. IT WAS GOING DOWN! It didn't matter if it killed me. I am going to prove to the world that nothing can stop me.

Right when I was about to eat it, a unicorn just came out of nowhere. It almost hit me in the face with its horn. I saw as it prance by, but then I realized he was trying to eat my burger, so I ran away. As I was running, I tripped over a turtle eating a burrito, and then it yelled at me. So, I got up and ran away from that weird thing, and the unicorn came at me very fast and ate my pants. My grandma came by in her car and hit the unicorn, giving me new pants, so I could finally eat the Big Mac.

When we were in the car, talk about the biggest lecture EVER! On and on she talked about don't eat Big Macs, they can kill you. Don't go near unicorns, for they can destroy your mind. But, we all know, nobody was listening to her, for she couldn't speak. This was all in her head, and she also died five seconds later when she got into a car crash. It was because the Big Mac decided to get revenge on us, unfortunately, we didn't die too.

Then, I got out of the car and fell into a magic portal that took me to the land of hippy turtles, who love burritos. I decided to explore the land and I found a big pot of gold, I decided to take it, when a huge Italian dragon came to eat my pet turtle I had acquired. I grabbed my turtle, ran, and threw burritos at the dragon. As I was running away, I had discovered that the Big Mac had followed us into the magical land. It came to kill us with its disgusting cheese and grease. The Big Mac was eating poor grandma's corpse. I guess there won't be a funeral now. What a good day it was, besides the unicorn, dragon chasing us, and grandma no longer around. Grandma, you will always be in my heart. Not literally, because you can't be in my heart, if you know what I mean.

THE END