And All that Jazz
a/n: This story I actually thought of before my other one that's on here, the fic "Look Up As You Walk" And this chapter is shorter than my other fic's chapter XD. And this is really different than that one too XD.
I thought of this from listening to this song...
Kuchibiru Kara Romantica by AAA (Attack All Around)
I liked the Jazz-ness to it.
The rating might go up if I make it gorey, and like lemons and such. We'll see what happens. This pairing is NaruSasu, if you want any other pairings (yaoi or non) just tell me...but just know NaruSasu is the main pairing! Na duh!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, just this story.
Chapter 1: Mission
"Naruto Uzumaki!" The response was snoring.
"UZUMAKI NARUTO!" The snoring had gotten louder. This person was about to throw the one named Naruto Uzumaki out the damn door if he didn't wake up.
"FUCKING NARUTO -GET UP!" Naruto shifted then slightly awakened from his five minute nap. When he opened his eyes he was met with eyes the color of jade and bubble gum pink hair. He closed his eyes again to block the image only to get punched in the shoulder, rather hard.
"Ow, that fucking hurt, Sakura!" He mumbled, but still didn't open his eyes. He reached for a pillow, or what he thought was pillow and placed it under his head, all while having his eyes closed.
"Naruto, if you don't get up! You know what, let me just tell you: Tsunade wants you, we have a new mission." Naruto groaned at such information. He just gotten back from Italy, stopping a mob boss with Gaara. That mission took about two months, because the damn boss was persistent and determined to tell everyone in Italy. How he got into that business? He had no idea how . He often wondered why he did. He was young, 23, he should be partying, having a blast, not killing bad guys. Of course every young agent was thinking that, so he believed, it was just a treacherous job sometimes.
"Why can't I sleep?" Naruto questioned, not entirely talking to Sakura. He hit his head on his "pillow", it was rather hard and flat, not soft at all. What the hell were they making pillows out of nowadays, CARDBOARD! He sat up quickly and glared at his "pillow" then first kind of dumb, because well it was his binder. He took a few seconds to realize that he gave Shikamaru his pillow and groaned as he looked up at Sakura. She was tapping her foot, impatiently.
"NARUTO! That's not what this business entails; she wants you in there in the next 30 seconds."
"It takes ten minutes to get to her office!" Naruto protested, now finally waking up.
"You better run." He took Sakura's advice and booked. He hated being late when it came to Tsunade, she may have huge boobs, but she was one tough boss, and you never wanted her to yell at you. Naruto ran further, and opened up the doors that headed upstairs. He didn't feel like waiting for the elevator, even though that would be the best choice because Tsunade's office was on the very highest floor.
When he got to the top, he practically busted through Tsunade's door, breathing uneven.
"Glad you could join us, Naruto." Tsunade said matter-of-factly. Naruto's gaze met hers and everyone else in the room. His eyes widened when he noticed…SAKURA! He pointed a finger at her and opened his mouth than closed it again.
"How did-"
"Elevator." She said and turned to Tsunade. Pst, the elevator was fast, not that fast. Sakura definitely had some kind of secret passage way to Tsunade's office. Naruto huffed and sat in his "chair". Everyone in this business had a specific chair, if someone were to sit in someone else's chair, lets just say they are no longer with us. Naruto looked around to see Sakura, Ino, Temari, Gaara, Neji, Shikamaru, Lee, Chouji, Kiba, and Ten Ten placed in their seats. He guessed that the older agents weren't in the mission, meaning Kakashi, Gai, Genma, or Iruka.
Tsunade took the silence as a sign to continue glaring around the room, from Naruto all the way to Neji placed on her right.
"I called you all here to discuss an issue. The gang Sound has been causing more trouble over Konoha with another gang called Akatsuki. They have become a hassle for us and we need to put Orochimaru and the leader of this new gang behind bars. Konoha isn't the safest place nowadays and with him around it's making it worse. I don't want anymore innocent people dying. I want him and any other gang member put behind bars…IMMEDIATELY!" Tsunade said the last word with so much confirmation that no one questioned her. She nodded as silence once again was met with her and she opened her mouth to speak again turning towards Neji. "Orochimaru tends to hang out at the newest and biggest Night Club 'Big Bang!' You're cousin Hinata works there, doesn't she, Neji?" Neji met her gaze and nodded.
"Works as a waitress and a performer." He added. Tsunade nodded.
"You already have someone on the inside. Listen to me, don't get to close to the other employees that work there…most of the members in Orochimaru's gang work at Big Bang! For a little extra money. And it'll only cause trouble if you do." Tsunade's glare slowly went over to Naruto and Naruto pretended not to see it, he was finding the wall very interesting. Tsunade continued speaking. "From what I here from Jiraiya, Orochimaru is planning on being there tonight, so find yourselves some Jazzy attire and get your asses over there. I made sure Gaara and Temari's brother, Kankurou, is a bouncer there tonight. He has a list with your names on it. Is everything clear?" Tsunade spoke calmly for once in her life and the group of agents nodded. "Good, now leave, and get ready." Her gaze never left Naruto and Naruto turned around and tried to get to the door as fast as he could before Tsunade called him back. Luckily he made it Tsunade free as he decided to take the elevator this time.
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"Aw, Sasu looks like a little Princess; don't you think so, Hinata?" Hinata turned around from wiping down the counter tables. The club wasn't even open yet, they were trying to get ready for tonight or rather she was. She looked over at Suigetsu who was speaking. He had a toothy grin on his face with his make up kit in both hands. Karin stopped her sweeping, looking over too. She frowned, shaking her head in annoyance, while the waiter and cook, Sai, came out from behind back and stared emotionless at the raven.
"Gothic Princess." Hinata answered, Sasuke glared at her, but honestly with the way Sasuke looked, she took his "glare" for a sign for her to laugh. Suigetsu put way to much black eye liner and eye shadow under and around his eyes. Sasuke's eyes were already black to begin him, so it just made him look scarier, but in a way hotter. He made sure his lips popped out from his pale complexion by making him wear red lipstick and he wore a black chocker with a red blood colored rose in the middle. Sasuke already had pins in his hair from the start. They were four white pins and crossed each other, it almost looked like a patch on jeans placed to the side of his head.
"Oi duck butt, cross dressing are we?" Sai said rudely and Sasuke glared at him.
"I can't believe you let Sui do your make-up again." Karin noted, continuing to sweep. Suigetsu looked insulted. He looked at his master piece, which looked as if he was going to stab Suigetsu 30 times, kill him then bring him back to life to do it all over again, put his body in the back of his car, drive to the river, and light the car on fire. Suigetsu was given that look often.
"It's not that bad. Sas has such a fem-Oof!" Suigetsu was on the floor clenching his stomach. Sasuke stood and grabbed the mirror on the bar top and frowned. He mentally cursed and asked Hinata for a towel, who gladly gave it to him. "Aw Sasuke, I thought you'd like all the make-up."
"Yeah, duck butt, plenty of guys like effeminate guys that wear make-up and act like sluts, all you needed was the make-up." Sai added.
"Stop being mean to Sasuke, SAI!" Karin yelled, chasing him around with the broom. Sasuke tried to ignore the belly shirt wearing look alike and the red-haired bimbo that never took a hint that he liked guys. He wiped away the lipstick, which was the only thing that was bothering him. He licked his lips and then looked back into the mirror, wearing a blank expression.
"Sui, help me with this!" Hinata shouted, staring directly into shark boy's eyes. He groaned, but took a cloth. "You and Sasuke can clean the dining tables, Karin stop chasing Sai and sweep off the stage, and Sai make sure the stoves and stuff are cleaned in the kitchen." Everyone froze and did what mother Hinata said. She handed Sasuke a cloth as well and feigned that she didn't just give them orders. When she first entered this club, Hinata was shy girl, and everyone knew she was the weakest link. If it wasn't for Sasuke, she wouldn't have made it past the first day. After an hour of observing her, Sasuke took her by the arm, pushed her gently against the wall and whispered, "Start acting like you have some fucking backbone if you keep acting like this they're going to eat you alive and spit you back out only to do it again." Once she heard that, the second day, she had to act like she wasn't weak and soon enough people around the club were treating her with respect.
"Oi, anyone in here?!" yelled a gentle but deep voice. Hinata looked over to see a tall, muscular guy with a smile on his face; she greeted him back with one.
"Hey Juugo." Juugo was the manager of Big Bang! He may have looked big and tough, but really he was nice and very generous. Once everyone noticed that their boss was there, they started greeting him. Hinata, Sui, Sasuke, Karin, and Sai were not the only employees. They were just the main employees, the ones that didn't really have anywhere else to go so they come to the club early. Juugo didn't mind as long as they didn't trash the place and that the club was looking as good as new before it opened.
"Well, I must say this place is looking spiffy."
"Spiffy?" Karin corked an eyebrow and pushed her glasses closer to her face. "This ain't the fifties, Juugo."
"Ain't isn't a word, bitch." Sai corrected and Karin staring at him like she was going to do some damage to his face.
"Calm down children." Juugo said jokingly. "I'll be in the office, remember to get ready…" He was about to head up to the upper dock when he turned back around. "SUI!"
"Yes, Juugo."
"Get the 'costumes' out and by the way I'm switching up the roles today, Sasuke you're the bartender, Karin and Hinata waitresses, Sui and Sai in the cooking area." Another good thing about being the "main" employees was that they didn't have to stick to one job like the other employees. "Understood?" They nodded their head in agreement and got back to cleaning the place. Juugo smirked and headed up to his office, twirling the keys to the Night club.
"Ugh I hate working in the kitchen with him." Whined Suigetsu as his eyes were met with dull black eyes reminding him of coal and no they weren't Sasuke's. "Why can't I be a bartender with Sasuke?"
"Because people would complain about all the noise." Sai noted. Sasuke smirked at Sai, he wasn't lying, and then yet people would complain about Suigetsu and Sai, because they seemed to hate each other.
"Doesn't Kisame work in the kitchen?" Karin asked and Suigetsu sunk to the ground.
"Why can't you just kill me?!" he yelled, referring to God. Sasuke kicked him in the stomach.
"Stop whining."
"Easy for you to say, Sassy, but if I don't get one person I like in that fucking kitchen, I'm going to kill both of them!" yelled Suigetsu. Sasuke twitched as his nickname, as if Sas was bad enough.
"I'd like to see you bring a knife to my throat." Sai challenged, leaning back on one of the dining tables. Suigetsu growled when he faced Sai and seen that fake ass smile. Hinata shook her head and looked at the clock. She got out the bar and rubbed her hands on her thighs looking at the four people.
"We have about an hour before this opens…we should get into costume." Suigetsu's ears perked at this new discovery, getting up and pointing towards the dressing rooms.
"Perfect. I have all the outfits." Suigetsu replied happily, completely forgetting about Sai, well almost. Suigetsu was a fashion designer, no matter how odd that sounded. He worked as a make-up artist and clothes designer on Broadway, before he got fired for starting a fight. Juugo took him in when he told Suigetsu of the type of club he was having and what Suigetsu suggested things he could do for Juugo. In the process Juugo got Sasuke, because he and Suigetsu were already roommates.
"I'm a bartender, Sui, not a Barbie." Sasuke announced warningly staring at his "outfit".
"When you're involved, what's the difference?" Sasuke turned to the 'dead' voice. He already knew who the voice belonged too. He lifted up his right hand and gave Sai the ever popular middle finger. Sai chuckled dryly and walked past Sasuke.
"I'm just saying what is true." Sai said, smiling again. Sasuke faced him again and flipped him off with both his hands. "Ooooh...times two, huh?" Sai commented.
Suigetsu was debating in his mind if he should punch Sai or not. Karin and Hinata sighed, both thinking "boys", in their mind.
"Okay, okay, here, Sas." Suigetsu gave him a pair of high-heeled boots, black tight pants, with a red belt to match the rose on the choker, and a tight long sleeved shirt with a rip in the middle, obviously to show off his belly. Sasuke rolled his eyes and took the outfit placing it on the chair, it was better than the other outfit, he'll say that. "Fix your nails too, the polish is chipped." He said to Sasuke, who nodded his head again. Suigetsu was sort the older brother for Sasuke sometimes, even though he had an older brother already, who he wasn't very fond off.
"I need a smoke."
"Cigarettes kill lives, wasting it, Uchiha?"
"Bite me." Sasuke responded, hoarsely.
"Don't forget about the nail polish." Suigetsu shouted. Sasuke grabbed it off the dresser and headed out the back door.
"I'm giving you ten minutes!" Hinata yelled and turned to face Suigetsu, who was fiddling with the make-up. Karin, however; looked at the swaying door then turned her attention back the other boring (in her opinion) people in the room. Once the sound of drifting footsteps seemed to be away, all three of them turned to Sai who was leaning up against the wall, fixing his shirt. When he noticed eyes on him, he lifted his head.
"Am I that hot to be stared at?" Sai commented, smirking.
"No, you're just that UGLY!" Suigetsu yelled back and laughed, Hinata suppressed her laughter, but Karin's laugh was hard not to laugh at. Hinata was laughing as well.
"Ha ha ha." Sai said sarcastically. "I'm going to get some water, you bafoons have fun laughing." After he had left the laughter stopped.
"Thank God." Karin said, rolling her eyes.
"If only he took you with him." Suigetsu mumbled, and Hinata giggled, but then caught herself. Karin was staring at the two of them suspiciously.
"Saying Sai was ugly was really that funny, SUI!" Karin spat. She knew that he said something about her.
Suigetsu stuck out his tongue at Karin and then went in the back to get Hinata's outfit. When he came back he turned to her.
"Here you go, Hina." Suigetsu smirked when he'd seen Hinata's jaw drop, if Neji seen this, he was definitely going to kill her.
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"Naruto, hurry up."
"I'm coming, you guys, chill for a sec." Naruto put on his tie. He wasn't aloud to wear any orange to this club, which he so much wanted to do. He was wearing black pants, with a white dressy button up shirt, and a black jacket to match the pants. He had to borrow dress shoes from Neji, because Naruto only owned sneakers. Who knew Neji and Naruto had the same size feet.
"The girls said they'd meet us there, and Lee said he's gonna be late." Naruto nodded at the voice. Shikamaru came out of the hallway and into Naruto's room. He watched him with narrowed eyes. Tsunade told him if he kept doing that he was going to need glasses, like he cared. He was fingering over the object he had in his hand. He was holding what looked like a small iPod shuffle in his hand, with earpieces. "Shino made this for us so we wouldn't loose contact with each other, Kiba made sure Shino didn't put anything with bugs into this project." Naruto nodded although not understanding why Shino would want to put bugs for something that had to do with communication.
Naruto finished and looked at himself in the mirror than nodded his head towards Shikamaru and grinned. He did look rather hot tonight.
"This mission is going to be so troublesome." Naruto placed an arm around the lazy agent and his grin widened.
"Not used to this already?!" he yelled, a little loud for Shikamaru's ears.
"This coming from a guy complaining about these missions this morning." Shikamaru smirked and Naruto frowned.
"Way to ruin a moment, Shika."
"I try." The two of them walked into the room to see Neji, Kiba, and Gaara, waiting impatiently for them.
"Took you long enough." Kiba said getting up and laughing.
"Shut the hell up, dog breath!" Naruto shouted.
"What'd you say?!" Kiba and Naruto were about nose to nose, getting ready to quarrel (1).
"Troublesome." Neji put his hand between the two and pushed them back.
"What are you, twelve?" Neji said, rubbing his temples.
"Things never change." Gaara added.
"Don't we have a mission to complete?! IDIOTS!" Neji shouted, about to pummel the two idiots, but instantly froze when he heard Gaara's question.
"Aren't we missing someone?" Gaara asked, looking around. Shikamaru placed his hand over his face and rubbed it as if he was annoyed with having it. Naruto and Kiba's eyes widened when they realized someone was missing. Shikamaru mumbled the answer, but they heard him just the same.
"We forgot Chouji (2)."
End Chapter 1
TBC…
A/N:
The chapters will get longer! If you like long chapters. Or is this okay? lol it seems kinda short. I think it's because Look Up As You Walk is like ten to twelve pages when I finish a chapter and this is six XD!
Tomorrow I'm going to be in Virginia for about a week. So next Saturday I will be back! During that time I will write...hopefully XD What do you think? What it good, worth reading? Because if it is I think you should consider looking over at the purple box with the words that say "Submit Review" and wrhite one. I'm trying to keep this real, lol. I have no idea how long this will be, but at the moment I think I'm on a roll XD. PLEASE REVIEW!
(1). I like the word Quarrel. I remember reading it in "Romeo and Juliet." You'll probably see me putting random "Romeo and Juliet" things from the play into my story, XD.
(2). I literally did forget about Chouji XD I know I mentioned him earlier, but I completely forgot at the end….Chouji is an agent, mind you. It's not like you noticed that I forgot him right, probably because I made it seem like they forgot him, lol.
Any mistakes, tell me please!
Why aren't you reviewing? Do it now...If i get no reviews, how will there be a chapter two? O.O