Guide for getting off of P.E.

Year 6.

Hello! I am Fancyrubydionna. I have just finished my year in Year 6 and I skipped most P.E lessons and Sports Day's! This is a year 6 guide on how to do it. Enjoy!

Normal P.E lessons.

So you go into class and on the white board, you find that you have P.E in the afternoon. Annoying. Isn't it? Well. Here are some ways you can skip it!

Stuff you P.E kit into your school bag when no one's looking

Accidentally 'loose' your P.E kit

Tell your gullible teacher that you severely hurt your ankle at lunchtime

If you're near the end of your school year and your teacher knows you, when they say 'Right, class. Go and get changed for P.E', you go into the changing rooms (or whatever) and return to class unchanged. Hopefully your teacher won't notice you because there busy with something else. Than follow the class to P.E and sit on the side. If your teacher asks you why you aren't doing P.E, you say that you said to them earlier that you told them you had a bad leg. Sadly, this only works twice or maybe 4 times before they get suspicious.

Ask for a job JUST before its time for P.E.

At lunchtime (Or break, whichever is closest to the dreaded Lesson), fall over in the playground (Make it believable) and tell the teacher you want to go inside to rest. Than, when to bell rings for lessons, don't go into class. Ask you most trusted friend to say that you're 'Here' I the register. And just stay there. To make it a bit more convincing, turn up three-quarters of the way through your P.E lesson (Staggering) and sit on the side.

Sports Day.

Its that dreaded time of year again were you school start doing try-outs for Sports day! Well! Do not fear! Fancyrubydionna is here!

This one worked for my latest Sports Day. Negotiate with your parents. Say that you did really well in your SATS or that you'll wash up for the rest of the month (Year is better). If they still don't agree, beg them. I know it's annoying and it might take a long time but it will work in the end. Your parents will now be so annoyed with you they will have too! It's better if you get them to write a not to you class or form teacher, stating that you have a bad ankle or leg.

Lost P.E kit

Thus might seem a bit rational but it works. When the parent of your choice drops you of at the school gates (or near) and they've turned the corner. Then carry on walking! That's right! Skipping school! And return when your school ends. To make it a bit more believable, use you're mobile or a public phone box to phone your school. When you get through, try to put on an older persons accent to sound like your mum or dad. By using there voice, the school secretary (or whoever's answering the call) will think it's your parents. Than say to them these EXACT WORDS:

'Hello. I'm ……….'s mum (Or dad) and I'm afraid she (Or he) won't be attending school today as she if feeling poorly.'

And wait for a reply. This is almost guarantied to work.

When you get out of bed in the morning, bring out Duvet with you and collapse onto the sofa. When your mum comes in, say you don't feel well and she'll probably go and get a thermometer. The reason for the duvet is because if she does go and get a thermometer, you'll be hot enough to pass as having a fever. Curl into a ball and try and make your head hot. It may sound strange but if you concentrate hard enough, it will work.

I hope this helped you and good luck. Please do not take any of these options if you think they will get you into SERIOUS trouble. But I have used these methods though out this long year and have never let me down. If you have any questions, please send me a message or email me at

Thank you!