Disclaimer: I really don't own Les Miserables, I'm just a thief.
Author's note: Here are some limericks, I'm sorry if they aren't that good. I usually am a better poet than this, but I couldn't resist posting at least one Les Miserables. Anyway, be nice and review. No flames please!
There was a man named Valjean,
Who's stint in jail was incredibly long,
He tried to escape,
And was treated like an ape,
By those of the upper-class throng.
There was also a inspector there,'
He went by the name of Javert,
He was cold as ice,
(And not very nice,)
And he drug criminals to jail by there hair!
Now I must mention Cosset,
Her life was a twisting net,
She was in love,
And lent the laddie her glove,
And he called her his irreplaceable pet!
Marius was the lad,
His love made him glad,
But he broke the heart of a friend,
And that couldn't mend,
For she died in a sorrow sad.
Well, how are they? Please review because I love reviews more than I love warheads!