Disclaimer;; anything you recognize, isn't mine. South Park © Matt and Trey. "Accidentally in Love" – Counting Crows
A/N;; okay so, I was starting to get pissed off cuz there are not many kenny x butters fics out there, so I decided "what the hell?" and am here to present my own. Okay so, my style of writing might make some you a little angry, I like sensory details, I also don't use much dialogue. Get over it. Any who, I also tend to get sidetracked. So if I start to get off topic, hopefully I catch myself and take it out of the story, but if I don't, bear with me, ill get back to the point, so don't worry. Also, my stories are very… unexpected like. I tend to start a story not knowing where it will end up that being good or bad, and just start and the rest flows out of my head, like… "type-vomit" if you will. So if it seems like the story's going nowhere… it more than likely is. But Ill try best to keep it going good. Also, all my chapter titles are song titles, just so you know.
I talk too much. I'm sorry. Anyway… this story is going to be about how Kenny and Butters hook-up, and it takes place when the boys are in there junior year of high school so about 16-17 years old.. The focus also switches from Kenny to Butters. And I might even write an after story at the end. That is, if people like my original story and I feel up to it. So yeah. Here we gooooo… oh yes, please R/R xD
Chapter 1:
Eric Cartman was happily laughing at another one of his "Jew" jokes when he suddenly found himself eating Kyle Broflovski's fist. "Shut the fuck up fat ass!" Kyle screams at him, and aims his fist for another punch.
"AY! I'm not-"Cartman was cut off by Kyle's fist plunging into his face yet again. He now had a bloody nose, and what looked to be a black eye.
"Hey man! Calm down! He's not worth it!" Stan Marsh grabs his best friends hand before he has the chance to punch Cartman again. "What if a teacher see's you?"
"So what man? This is funny!" came the muffled voice they knew as Kenny McCormick. They could also hear him laughing from behind his orange hood. Just then the bell rang for 1st period class to start. "Aw, man. That sucks ass!" Kenny said in a sad voice as he shuffled into the school building.
"I'll get you later fat ass!!" Kyle yelled as him and Stan went into the building to catch up to Kenny.
"Yeah that's right you faggy Jew! Go to class and be a little goody-two-shoes!!" Cartman yelled back at them. He then realized Kyle had called him fat again, "And quit calling me fat! I'm big boned you jackass!" He then started for the door as well, with no intention of going to class, but to the nurses' office instead.
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First period was boring as usual, Kenny was all alone. Well not really, there were other people in the class, some he even recognized, like Butters Token and Wendy, but no Kyle or Stan or even Cartman. Kenny sighs to himself before looking at the teacher. She was going on about something he already knew. Sigh. What am I going to do for the next 45 minutes? He thought as he looked around the class room.
He then noticed Butters. Who was paying very close attention to what the teacher was saying. Hanging off her every word like she was a motivational speaker or something. He silently laughed how cute… wait. Did I just think Butters was cute? Weird… he shook his head and got rid of the thought, then took his eyes off Butters. He noticed that the girl that sits next to him was staring straight at him. "Well hey there baby. What can I do for you?" he said in a very perverted voice, obviously meaning something dirty.
The girl only looked at him. Thinking it was nothing, Kenny looked away. "You know no one can understand you, right?" the girl said in a very snappy voice. He then turned to look at her again. No one had ever told him that before. Yeah there were people that had a hard time understanding him at first, but they managed just fine. I mean hell, Kyle and Stan understood him perfectly.
"Well heck, that's n-not true. I can u-understand him just fine." Said the most un-likely voice. Butters. The girl huffed and muttered 'whatever' under her breath. Kenny couldn't believe Butters, Butters, just stood up for him. Butters didn't even stand up for himself! Kenny suddenly felt his face get hotter. What the hell? he thought Am I blushing?! he started to panic as he looked up at Butters smiling face. Butters didn't seem notice Kenny's blushing face, because he just looked back to the teacher and continued his note taking. Thank god… good thing Kenny wore his hood, other wise everyone would have just seen him blush.
A very confused Kenny now sat where a very bored one once was. He just didn't understand. Yeah, he was bi, and he liked guys as much as he liked girls, but Butters? He's known Butters for years, and not once had he ever, ever, thought of him like that. Kenny spent the rest of 1st period thinking about him and… Butters.
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As the rest of the day went on, Kenny just couldn't get the thought out of his head. And before he knew it, it was 5th period p.e. The one class Kenny liked, not because he liked p.e. but it was the only class all of his friends were in. Infact, it was almost like the entire 4th grade class was back together again. Everyone he knew was there. But that meant… so was Butters. But Kenny quickly shrugged it off thinking he wasn't even going to notice Butters was there with all his other friends surrounding him the whole time.
And he didn't. Not once during p.e. did he notice Butters there. He just laughed at Kyle trying to kill Cartman again for bringing up this morning, and the teacher having to break them up. Watching Stan play soccer, he really liked doing that. Stan was the first boy Kenny ever found himself attracted to. But, just because Kenny thought Stan was hot, it doesn't mean he wanted to date him. He just liked to look. After that, Kenny found himself a whole new gender to harass with his sex jokes. And oh was it fun. P.e. was going perfect. Until it was time to shower. He never showered of course, since he really didn't do anything and didn't really change into p.e. cloths, he just changes his pants into p.e. shorts, and vice versa when its time to leave. That meant he had a whole ten minutes to watch the guys shower. He took his usual hiding spot, which was out of the way so that the water wouldn't hit him and get his orange hoodie wet, and waited for the hotness to show up. But who was it that picked the spot right in front of his hidey-hole today of all days? You guessed it… Butters.
Kenny became wide eyed as he watched Butters turn on the water, and wait for it to get steamy hot. He then took off his towel and got under the water, flinching from the sudden heat. Kenny watched as Butters washed his hair, massaging his head with his fingers, lathering the shampoo through his blonde hair. Kenny can feel the blush returning to his face. He closes his eyes for a second hoping it will help, but it doesn't. When he opens his eyes again, Butters is standing in the stream of water, rinsing out the shampoo. Water is running down his face, so his eyes are closed. When all the shampoo is out he steps form the stream, and opens his eyes. Kenny stairs at his beautiful blue-grey eyes, but then Butters turns around and his gaze is broken. Kenny then proceeds to look… down a bit more. He looks at his back, Butters had a very slim, almost girlish, figure but not at all anorexic looking. He had small narrow shoulders, and his back wasn't very wide. But Kenny liked that about him. He wasn't like the other guys, it gave him something new to look at. His traced Butters back with his eyes, taking in every muscle line and every bone that stuck out, just a little bit. Wow… Kenny thought Butters has a really nice-
"Dude, stop staring at guys in the showers, its creepy." A very familiar voice said, taking Kenny completely by surprise.
"ASS!!" Kenny shouted, and embarrassment quickly showed on his face (thank god for hoods) at his thought that was supposed to be in his head, but came out of his mouth instead. He quickly turned around to see Stan, with a very confused look on his face.
"What…?" he said.
"Um… nothing! Just forget it man! I mean… you really wouldn't want to know anyway right?" Kenny was now playing on the card that everyone thought his mind was like every porno on earth all rolled up into one.
"Yeah. I don't want to know. I was just surprised, that's all." Stan started to walk away. Then he stopped and turned around. "Coming?" he asked.
You surprised? Kenny thought you almost gave me a heart attack! "Right…" he said as he caught up to Stan. He looked back, disappointed that he couldn't watch Butters anymore. What? Fuck… I'm one sick bastard. He still could not believe that he liked Butters. He sighed. There was nothing he could do about it now. He liked Butters. He just had to accept that. Move on, get over it, and… he was stopped dead in his tracks. Oh… my… god… there stood Butters, looking extremely sexy, with a towel loosely wrapped around his waste, hanging off his hips. He was at his locker now. He must have finished showering when Stan surprised the shit out of Kenny. All Kenny could do was stair and admire how creamy and smooth Butters skin looked. He wanted to touch him. He had to touch him. He just couldn't help himself… and before his mind could say no, he grabbed Butters arm, and started moving his hand up and down, feeling the smoothness that was Butters skin. And then his other hand somehow made its way over to his back, and it rested on his hip, slightly above the towel. Now completely behind him, he pulls Butters closer, and rests his chin at the nape of his neck, breathing in his clean washed sent.
"U-umm… K-kenny…?" he was so drunk with pleasure, he almost didn't hear Butters nervous voice. "W-what…" his voice trailed off, like he didn't know what to say. Kenny then realized what he was doing. The hand that was on his hip somehow managed to make its way to his lower stomach. Kenny immediately too his hands off of Butters, and backed away. "U-um…" Butters turned around to look at Kenny. "Is this a-another one of your j-jokes?" Butters scowled at him as he said this.
"Y-yeah! Totally! I was just joking with you man!" Kenny started laughing, but it was one of those half-hearted laughs that sounded fake, but the fake got droned out but his hood, so it sounded like a normal 'Kenny laugh'. He then slapped Butters on the back like you do with a friend you just pranked. He heard Butters say 'ugh!' as he slapped him, but Kenny didn't care, he just wanted to get out of there before anyone noticed what he had just done. He walked outside of the locker room, but broke into a run as soon as he saw the door that lead from the gym to outside. And proceeded to run all the way home.
-Obsession-rules-me Yuki-Sama - end chapter 1!! Tell me what you think!! X3