Chapter One

Bikini Bottom had become a quiet town as everyone got older and people settled in. The city was divided into five parts: Downtown, Sunny Isles, Mid-Town, Jellyfishing Fields, and the Suburbs. Downtown was the inner city, where everyone went to eat. Sunny Isles was where all the rich people went to live their glamorous lives being so fulfilled and whatnot. Mid-Town was the straight up country... Not many people lived there and it was nearly as empty as the Chum Bucket. Jellyfishing Fields was basically turned into a boardwalk. People went there every year on vacations and other times, people came there to catch legendary jellyfish. The Suburbs was very clear about what it was. It was a nice suburban area where the houses were built up so nicely and there was nothing there but beautiful houses and friendly conversations.

To start off the story, Spongebob Squarepants lived in Sunny Isles with his gorgeous wife Sandy Cheeks-Squarepants. Spongebob's career as a fry-cook skyrocketed as he was being featured on television shows and news articles. He was Bikini Bottom's first celebrity chef. Eventually, the BB Food Network asked Spongebob to be apart of his own series, "Bikini Burgers" where he shares to the world new and cool ways to make burgers. Of course, the series only lasted about 5 episodes because Plankton kept trying to use it as a way to steal the Krabby Patty Formula, Squidward tried to use it as an outlet to become famous, and Patrick kept wandering in because the poor guy was hungry.

Spongebob Squarepants also wrote an auto-biography about his life that sold like crazy! The reviews were fantastic, and people didn't even believe that what happened to Spongebob were real. Alas, even though Spongebob Squarepants was a star, he was still very humble and dedicated to the Krusty Krab. The original location for the Krusty Krab was in Mid-Town, so Mr. Krabs opened up a chain of Krusty Krabs in Sunny Isles, Jellyfishing Fields, and Downtown. Mr. Krabs was richer than he'd ever been before. Spongebob was not only fry-cook, but the manager at the location in Sunny Isles and there wasn't a day where he didn't love it.

When Spongebob came home, the first thing he saw was his snail Gary. Gary had met his match and formed a close relationship with a female snail named Gabby. The couple had two kids named Gadahra and Gabriel who ran around the house playing hide and seek all day, non-stop. By the snail goo that was all over the wall, Spongebob could tell that they were on their 54th round. Spongebob laughed his signature laugh and kept walking. Instead of walking straight to his room though, he walked towards a secret room that read, "KEEP OUT".

Well, Spongebob knew better than to actually listen to the sign. He opened the door slowly until finally, a world of crazy mechanics and dangerous liquids revealed. Loud sounds emerged from machines, as if he was in a factory and not his own home. Spongebob sees a lady wearing a white coat, and a clear bowl on her head. Spongebob approaches the skinny young lady who's coat fit all the right places, displaying the right amount of curve, and he kissed the top of her bowl that kept them from truly touching each other. The girl inside the bowl had brown fur sprouting from her skin. She was a squirrel and her name was Sandy.

Sandy and Spongebob got married ten years ago, and today was their 10 year anniversary. They planned a series of romantic events for the night. They didn't care about what people said about their marriage. People said it was weird. People criticized them, for sponges and squirrels can't mate. People said all kinds of crazy, mean, and rude things, but their love was too strong to be broken by words.

"Hey Sandy!" Spongebob said casually, holding her glove that had her hand in it.

"Hey babe. What's going on?" Sandy says, still studying in her lab and paying close attention to what she was doing too. Sandy was from Texas and her accent was thicker than a lawn that ain't been cut.

"I was just thinking about all the fun we're going to have tonight..." Spongebob says in his high-pitched voice that only Sandy would find seductive.

"Oh, really?" Sandy says, looking up from her work to take a glance at her husband.

"Really." Spongebob beams. "I also have a surprise for you at the end of the night."

"A surprise? For me?" Sandy looses her cool and quickly regains it again. "What would that surprise be?" She coos.

"It wouldn't be a surprise if I told you! You'll have to wait." Spongebob winks and then sweeps Sandy off of her feet and into his arms.

"Oh, Spongebob! You're going to knock something over!" Sandy teases while laughing uncontrollably. Spongebob takes off Sandy's helmet and while Sandy holds her breath, he places his lips against hers and smooches her. He almost doesn't want to stop but he doesn't want her to die. Sandy needs her oxygen! So, Spongebob places her helmet on her head and Sandy lets out her breath and begins to breathe again. She's lovestruck, and her face gives it away completely.

"That kiss literally took my breath away..." Sandy whispered. Spongebob and Sandy laugh away until the laughter finally dies down. Sandy says, "I'm going to get changed but when I'm back, I'll be ready to go."

"Can't I watch you change?" Spongebob asks, being half-serious.

"No, silly! I have a surprise for you too!" Sandy chortles and walks out of the room and Spongebob watches her legs move so swiftly against the ground. Spongebob practically drools.

Spongebob sighs, because his fun with her is temporarily over. He waits in boredom till his love comes back.